(Tune of I Don't Like Mondays) Kissinger part (We go light) Kissinger paaart (We go light) Kissinger part It could dwarf, ooh, everything else

Rehearsing some piano parts for a recording session at the weekend and I’ve come to the conclusion that music is ableist against people who aren’t good at counting

Was it a business association? A lobby group? A labour union? A reguatory branch of government? What exactly did the Lollipop Guild do?

all's I'll say is, I'm glad Long Night with Vish Khanna is no longer on TV because we'd have gotten suspended for sure

I'm so mad about having to wear shorts just to not have heat stroke that I need to yell at someone directly responsible for climate change. Like in person. Like they have to see my legs

My new single is out today! Lo-fi synth rock for your enjoyment. theworldprovider.bandcamp.com/track/anytim...

One of the seven listeners has already called a joke in this week's show "cursed". Hot jams from @billorcutt.bsky.social and cactus shrivelling noise c/o BBBBBBB and Bailefunk Kakeko (@deathbombarc.bsky.social)

One of my favorite fun facts is why the TMNT are named after artists (it’s because the type of turtle they are is a “painted turtle”). I told my nephew about this and he immediately replied that there should be a Bob Ross turtle. So rather than explain the renaissance movement to him, I-

this is NOT a sign of distress! it is perfectly normal ogre behavior and nothing to be concerned about

12-1pm: This Is For You, My 7 Listeners Canadian father and 45 year-old Matt Collins walks listeners through the wide world of music they may have missed growing up. @mitchberghini.bsky.social | spruceneedles.bandcamp.com #Jazz #Blues #Experimental #Underground #Rock *⏰CEST

Monday! listen.camp 12-1pm: This Is For You, My 7 Listeners @mitchberghini.bsky.social 1-2pm: Numinosum Radio @briancshort.bsky.social 4-6pm: Pome Pome Tones with Jeffrey Alexander @lidders.bsky.social 8-10pm: LoFi Sean-Nós Beats To Relax & Study To @sireacht.bsky.social *⏰CEST

that's it, I knew it was familiar from somewhere

"Every gambler gets an autistic. I saw it in a movie"

Perhaps instead of binging on “Downton Abbey”, we should all “Tone Down” the rhetoric

Is your album even experimental if the word palimpsest is not in one of the song titles?

BLUE FIFTY-FOUR: BEN RICHTER Deep listening accordion drone on tape or digital

This is very funny, particularly if you've ever seen Eugene's former band Oxbow. "So I added some time in Paris on to my itinerary so I can meet/find Mr. Molk in person. We can discuss the epistemological underpinnings of fucking around and finding out" eugenesrobinson.substack.com/p/who-is-mar...

Corporate marketing jargon has absolutely emptied people's minds

The total silence from @ndp.ca about banning @kneecapceol.bsky.social from entering Canada is precisely the moral and political cowardice that lost them 70% off their seats

People getting the internet at home meant young men no longer got a basic grounding in arthouse cinema while looking for nudity on TV.

this exists it is called thinking

More and more people are saying this.

A British settler colony whose head of state is the king of England just banned Irish artists from performing on stolen Indigenous Land because they oppose the genocide perpetrated by another settler colonial state. How on brand 🙃. Also this meeting from 3 days ago

“I never found Jimmy Kimmel funny”

Wrote to Gasparro myself and included my MP and the PM. At this point I will only be happy if the Liberals and Conservatives are forced to disband and every member of both parties prohibited from holding office again

A message to Vince Gasparro, who has banned us from Canada, and our many fans there. 👇

They should invent a cigarette with the power of a dozen bigger cigarettes

people are unwilling to say they don't like something without making it a grand failing of the art in question because they haven't actually cultivated a sense of taste. so used to mimicking popular talking points that it's easier to piece those together on a superficial layer instead of look inward

if my fridge showed me an ad, I would execute the toaster right in front of it, just to set an example

Guy tallying "I am ANTIFA" posts on a whiteboard at the Pentagon- It don't look good, boss!

Disney a déjà été plus Antifa...

If you argue that if streaming wouldn't be profitable if musicians are paid fairly for it and that we wouldn't have streaming anymore, my answer is "actually that's very good"

TFW the Vince McMahon meme demographically hits you with a full on kick directly to your balls. Nice work here. I thought there were only two Serge reggae albums, but apparently there's a 3rd one that's a live album that I didn't know about.

You know a dub album is gonna be good if somebody meets somebody somewhere. Tell tale sign of a classic dub record.

Every day I see a book that anyone would be perfectly justified to judge by its cover.

$5 says it's "Bony Hawk"

Honestly it has been really grounding to find fun outside of the notion of "traction"

Did Mark Leyner write this

(impatiently scrolling through a list of ten evil whales from icelandic folklore and their characteristics) I don't have time for this

Oh. #comedy #tiktok #reels

truly one of the most unintentionally funny things i've ever seen someone post online about themself

"I, in turn, listen to Derek [Bailey] and think: 'This, whatever it is, is resolutely and implacably this.' And that is what I, as a comedian, have tried to steal from it." Stewart Lee on his guitar hero Derek Bailey:

Watched this last night and holy heck I will never get this song out of my head cinemahotelstudios.bandcamp.com/track/drivin...

This is the guy from that band "fun.", right?

Conservatives are like "Social distancing and staying home and masking are TYRANNY I need to go to MONTANA'S and I want to see the SERVER'S MOUTH next my FOOD at MONTANA'S"

Worth watching for some of the funniest fence climbing ever caught on camera

Moment being what it is, I’ll make it crystal for the trolls: I use “fascism” not as dehumanizing slur that’d justify violence but as description of set of political and aesthetic tendencies that evolve. It’s all too human, and I still believe the right response is vibrant, full-voiced democracy.