⬆️ 🐕

take the starting lineup to a dungeon party, call that team bondage

we have the roadmap for another song, now i just need to make it not boring

there’s a medley of patriotic songs blasting in the supermarket, it must have been recorded around 1942. i can’t put a toe bean on why, exactly, but i dissociated almost instantly upon hearing it

the most patriotic thing to ever happen to me was when a vietnam vet offered me a beer for playing taps at a memorial day event back when i was in high school

i don’t wanna be managing s3 buckets at work i wanna be working on wonky 7/8 beats with pitch shifted conga drums

Seinfeld ytp

it's a quick doodle but. so excited for my first pride month after top surgery !!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ #sona #pridemonth

[getting upset with myself for my poor performance as a relief pitcher]: i have no outs and i must scream

coffee #2 here we comeeeeee

when you get social media replies from honorable people, those are your menschions

jester ⭐

starting to enjoy that dissociative fuzz i feel when i look at pictures of pre-transition me ngl

Adorable ass update: shes a mama. We've seen her carrying these babies across the yard a few days in a row now:

i think john green’s fursona would be a squirrel in a sweater vest and hank’s would be an iguana with glasses and a lab coat

It's so peaceful.. ✨ art for LydiaFawx

gf: “so wait *all* your coworkers are intimidatingly smart chain-smoking trans women?” me, exasperated: “no babe i keep telling you, that’s just the SREs”

i think fishnets are just greebling for legs

okay okay, so hands = paws, obv, but what are we using for fingers?? the bf has suggested “toe beans” and i really fw that

temp boss is using AI to “find bugs” in the code i’ve written. it would be a brilliant time saving move on his part if it didn’t have—and no, i’m not exaggerating here—a 95% false positive rate

Volunteer #furryart #transformation #theriantropy #therian #pankallisti furaffinity.net/view/65154833/

Dogs in love at the beach ❤️ Paint pen on driftwood

💛 AAWWRFRFRFRRFFFF !!!

umbreon

developing an intuitive, bird-like sense of direction towards the nearest hot dog

writing sad tranny lyrics while i wait for my CI/CD pipelines to run

it’s time to estradiol the fuck in. i’m spirono-locked on.

god i love baseball 💜

some jokes write themselves

only two more hours until baseball,,,

Futch Cassidy

whale IS important

Every night is comedy night ever since I asked them to put in the clown horn during the orchiectomy

MY SON USED A CHATBOT TO WRITE HIS BOOK REPORT. I SAID NO SON OF MINE OUTSOURCES HIS THINKING. HE SAID THE CHATBOT WAS TRAINED ON MEN LIKE ME. SOMEWHERE A SERVER FARM HUMS WITH MY ESSENCE. I HAVE BEEN A FATHER TO MILLIONS WITHOUT KNOWING. THE MACHINES CALL ME DAD. I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE ALONE

please

the secret to EQ is to loop the chorus five million times and just fuck around until it stops sounding bad

dawg :3

would you love me if i craven crawled to land? 🥺

doggy with lashes ~> Uμ_μU

apparently what i needed to advance my production skills to the next level was to add a bunch of random auxiliary percussion at -18 dB 🤔

Serious

for the boyfriend, to celebrate a successful hysterectomy: shortbread cocks, tits, milkbones, and a uterus (which will be ceremonially devoured under the light of the new moon)

these vocal samples rule so hard

:3

car talk therapy

how’d you like to turn this toxic couple into a toxic throuple?