bought an x-acto knife today because I have some craft plans ... evil smirk

i cant survive 4 more days :( #kirbyairriders

i cant survive 4 more days :( #kirbyairriders

Gay people yesterday, gay people tomorrow 🦑🍰 #Splatoon

saw a gif and needed to put sound over it

I finally finished the painting and I’m really happy with the result. I hope my bestie will be excited to find the two of them under the Christmas tree. Acrylic paint, 24×34 cm

it's midnight now so it's officially my birthday! I don't have any art or anything prepared because Jesus Christ I had one hell of a day before this.. but i'm 22 and my coworkers call me unc now

i'm not kidding btw (we had to open back up because we didn't have very much damage) (I'm pissed)

me, at work: I can't believe my department is so understaffed I've been the only one here for hours.. the next person is late, I just want to go on my break, this day can't get any worse the chemical fire starting in the back of the store:

the hydraulic jess 📠🆒 banger of the week episode 146 back after a week's hiatus! this week's banger is life in a northern town by the dream academy! i love this group a lot and this is one hell of an earworm.. youtu.be/5UXnulANF8g?...

be there or be square! me:

was testing new brushes and i drew my favorite horse (blowing her up with 10000 missiles) #umamusume

was testing new brushes and i drew my favorite horse (blowing her up with 10000 missiles) #umamusume

been in a totk mood as of late #Zelda #TearsOfTheKingdom

changed up my hair recently (featuring a recent work outfit)

changed up my hair recently (featuring a recent work outfit)

they're being very good about it now and I put my foot down. I'm willing to cook for them if they stay in their room while i'm home. when i'm at work they can come out but I will clean the kitchen and any other spots they touch when I get home ... I will NOT be catching this shit

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parents got covid and they're refusing to quarantine in their rooms so I have to quarantine myself just to have a chance to not get sick ...... and yet when I had covid this summer I wasn't allowed out of my room for like 2 weeks 🫩

the hydraulic jess 📠🆒 banger of the week .... is going to have some changes for the future the release schedule for bangers is now changing from Saturday nights to Tuesday mornings. I work most Saturday nights now and it will be easier to lump bangerposting in with my HRT shot schedule.

kirby rider!

Watch your step 🍌

how it feels to come back to work after being sick and your workplace actually cares about your well-being and you get the chill shift

animal crossing update announced 2 days after I attended the greatest animal crossing Halloween party of all time (hosted by my partners BARBER of all people) ... it's truly peak

YouTube hitting low quality videos with AI upscaling sucks cause it means they might come after my best video, top 10 ryus

ITS APPLE SEASON 🍏 #appletun #pokemon

I asked Microsoft PR about this—specially the DHS using Halo IP to recruit for ICE—and the company declined to comment.

ig since i put this on the other site, i'll put it here too

my first deltarune comic pleas be nice to me

when you think about it it's kinda fucked up when jobs don't give you sick time, they're punishing you for not feeling well and in a lot of cases this urges people to come to work sick and risk further harm or spreading illness to other people just to keep their paychecks

has anyone made stickers of the city trial stat patches because id buy those in a heartbeat

Put On the Best Damn Talent Show This Kingdom’s Ever Seen for 8 Red Coins

friend shared this, immediately updated my settings

not covid thank god, but definitely something I must have caught from a snot-nosed kid since that's the department I was working in last

been having a rough couple of days with family stuff and I've had a sore throat for the last like 4 hours. I think I'm getting sick too fuck my stupid chud life

Shares appreciated! #art

the hydraulic jess 📠🆒 banger of the week episode 145 sorry it's late again, personal stuff. this week's banger is beyond the sea by Bobby Darin! I don't have a very clear choice this week but this song has always been pleasant youtu.be/m8OlDPqYBLw?...

Linktober 2025 Day 23: Echo 💫 #linktober #artposting

I love drawing chibis!!!!! #art #commission

I think when I load into a city trial match on air riders for the first time my fucking head is gonna explode

dude that direct was fucking CRAZY collect my gummies

as of today, I am officially 1 year on T!!! 🏳️‍⚧️

marriage but instead of one person taking on the other's last name they swap last names like a pokemon trade

pulled for meisho doto in VC (and got her) but brother tell me why before I got her I got THREE SILENCE SUZUKAS. the laughter was INSANE

Two little devils have appeared!

ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧ Pokemon Acrylic Keychain Raffle .ᐟ.ᐟ I'm hosting a raffle for my full set of glitter epoxy pokemon keychains in celebration of the release of Pokemon Legends ZA! This will be cross-posted on the following platforms: bsky, Tumblr, Instagram, and Toyhouse (rules in thread) #pokemon