Bunny kicks 😸

Steve's original rough for this SpongeGuard on Duty moment:

The President truthed today that “Hakeem Jeffries, a Low IQ individual” should be impeached. The President is presumably a High IQ individual as evidenced by his ability to distinguish a bear from a giraffe, a lion, and a shark. Yet he doesn’t realize that members of Congress cannot be impeached?

I don’t post a lot of selfies but I have been liking my appearance lately. Have a good day bluesky!

A rare full-color triptych commission, perfect for the image carousel! D'oh! (Inscription withheld by request)

film you've watched more than six times with a gif. hard mode: no star wars, star trek, lotr, dc, marvel, disney, pixar, spielberg, cameron, wachowskis, or ghibli.

Born on this day: Lizzo is a powerhouse singer, rapper, and flutist whose bold anthems and radiant self‑confidence reshaped pop culture. A Grammy‑winning performer, she champions body positivity, musical versatility, and joyful empowerment across global stages

I'm brave enough to admit that I would, in fact, buy this the day it goes on sale or see it opening night. Yes, I would.

Thanks Barret ur right 🌍

Wild West (repost)

Idk who did this comic but it's hilarious

The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar. Apparently like every day.

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” — George Orwell

I’m so mad. My mom is 80. She can’t see very well. One of the few joys she has in her life is watching basketball. But now, the playoffs are only available on Amazon Prime. She’s a state away, and I can’t explain to her how to watch. Nor does she have Amazon Prime. 1/

Well, neither have made a good album since 2016, if that helps your argument

It bothers me to no end that Trump does “and,” and not “, and”. Dude you’re already a pedophile rapist warmonger dictator could you at least master basic grammar?

You have to be stupid or greedy or racist to vote for Trump. He’s an obvious con man.

Everyone in Trump's orbit--personally, professionally, or in his role as "president"--should have spoken up months or YEARS ago at the bare minimum. It's a moral obligation. None of them should ever be able to show their faces in public again, and most of them should be in prison.

Such a dick, but he's always right. I love Squid.

I’m trying to re-home a poodle that barks A LOT. If anyone’s interested I’ll hop over my neighbor’s fence and get it for you.

Mike Lindell was served with a lawsuit today while doing an interview at CPAC.

"I'm doing my part!"

The current American economy like "Gas prices? Up. Tech prices? Up. Food prices? Oh buddy you better believe they're up too. Also weve funneled a trillion dollars into a tech nobody likes and we're burning 1 Billion a day on war. By the way have you considered developing a gambling habit."

The con that is a 401(k) through work needs to stop. Pensions are superior to actually providing a return on investment in a company.

This guy gets it.

My electric bill is up about another $100 and I’ve been intentionally using less. When do we burn this country down and rebuild from the ashes?

My original roughs from The Fry Cook Games.

Dwayne Johnson (born May 2, 1972), also known by his ring name "the Rock", is an American actor and professional wrestler. He is signed to WWE, where he performs on a part-time basis. Widely regarded as one of the greatest professional wrestlers of all time

Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

My bet with the universe is that my shampoo/conditioner bottles have a longer future than the president. That man is running out of steam

Smash Bros. Main check! If you see this, share you smash bros main(s)

Dear the rest of the world: Fucking help.

Maelle: Parry it! Me still learning the mechanics:

Momo is too damn cute #cat #kitten #cute

Today 31 years ago the PS1 was released. In honor of Sony Playstation 1's birthday lets unironically celebrate by rewitnessing the greatest (in my opinion) bit of voice acting speech on the platform from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.

Its her season

What he said: 💯 🎯

Walking in Chicago right now

Observe the Momo I never knew I’d love having a kitten so much. I hope he grows to be a great cat

I am very late to posting this to Bluesky but I’ve got big news! Everyone meet Momo!

AT THE LATE NIGHT DOUBLE FEATURE PICTURE SHOW Been sitting on this Rocky Horror fanart for like two years and just recently found time to color it

It sucks when a great person settles for a mediocre man. I’ve taken to thinking of a certain couple in my life as “the thumb and the goddess”

Really fucking sick of words I type correctly being autocorrected to be wrong. It is happening constantly.