How it feels to interact with sfw accounts as a nsfw account

The way I just spent three days outrunning a russian hacker...

failed wip

King Bowser👑 #Bowser

That thing they do in marketing where a website asks if you want to sign up for whatever and the choices are "YES!" and "No, I'm a stupid little baby" I'll go ahead and click the stupid baby button. Nice try but I don't care

Some lunatic just called my phone (strike 1) and left a "voice mail" (strike 2) in which he failed to fully state his business, suggesting I must call him back to get the whole story. Are you out of your damn mind. Furthermore it is the sabbath

there is no folly of the beasts of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men

Postwar Ishgard. All of it. We should have had a bloody schism, riots in the streets, people drinking dragon blood in desperation to rip the rich from the Pillars and the clergy from the pulpit. People do not forget two thousand years’ of sacrifice for nothing in the course of a few weeks.

Ultraviolet Titan - From Gordan Ugarković (ugordan.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/8ftfxv

you don't actually hate what you're creating. if it was made by someone else, you'd like it. you'd say it's cool. you'd say it's inspiring. you can easily imagine another artist drawing this, and someone else liking it. you only doubt it because it's yours. stop. it's okay. you're allowed to be.

I'm in this picture! And so are you!

Spaceflight is inherently interesting of course but they can't keep doing the same thing if they expect to grow viewership. There should be a betrayal arc. At a pivotal moment one of the astronauts should be revealed to be evil

i know you've seen the gif before, it's from RENTAL!! a cutie animal crossing-esque horror game about renting a new house

Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking around a microscopic volvox algae colony. 🫧🐻🧪

I woke myself up this morning physically lunging through the air with my teeth because I was dreaming about my older brother shaking his new pants in my face and I was trying to savage his leg.

I love y'all but you gotta learn the value of saying "that's dumb" and then moving on with your day

Your periodic reminder that there is a website that lets you listen to local radio stations anywhere in the world This is honestly one of the coolest inventions ever, imo. Global access to hyper-local imagined communities

english isn't my mother language

sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect

Found more of my old posca and gouache work for gallery shows. This was for the Nucleus Portland coaster show in 2021. All pieces were on 4x4" coasters, and while these are sold out I'll be making a new set of three for this year's show soon!

The builder ‘interesting cross stitch you have in your little toilet’ What?? OH. OH NO. (My friend Sarah made this for me)

At chili’s

i have the ability to make cis men pregnant by willing it, but i don't because i'm not ready to be a mother.

[giving a conference speech] ME: And what do you think happened after the very hungry caterpillar ate five oranges? [intake of breath from the audience] ME: That’s right. He was still hungry. [audience erupts in applause]

Aslan I'm so ready for Spring and gardening

"How does one hate a country, or love one?" Ursula Le Guin always out there expressing my exact feelings in trying times.

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid

when the freaks dm me i usually figure out their Game fairly quickly. But this , to me, is a total mystery. I cannot assess the threat level

big hand struggles

hug?

A big ass #Hrothgar blocks your way…

I don't remember why I hate Goodreads, but I do and thus will boost any competitor out of spite. (and it looks cute)

you are hotter than you think, but if you spend enough time scrutinizing your face in the mirror, it will lose all meaning, like when you repeat a word over and over again.

Watching a British WWII detective series and this old poster showed up in the background. A good one

Gentleman

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

#ffxiv #ilberd #raubahn

get weirder 🫵

Commission for @wehavecandy.bsky.social ! 🍭

Love it when I come across a monsterfucker post and someone's like "This is CRAZY, that dick is too BIG, it'd go up into your LUNGS" like wow, you figured out sexual fantasies about being railed by a mythical creature are unrealistic? Nothing gets by you, does it, detective?

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so true

I totally get the sentiment, but we gotta stop guilting people for not advocating or being activists the way we want them to. Some people cannot speak up right now out of safety for various reasons and we are not owed an explanation. If you can advocate, you do it for those who can’t.

Father sketches

raid leading is kind of like owning 7 hamsters that you need to make sure they dont kill themselves in some evil and sinister way but youre Also a hamster

stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.