if wrestling is fake explain this 🤼

blargh 🦇 #pokemon #b3d #blender3d #3d #animation

– ¿Qué te llevó a alistarte? – La pobreza. La primera herramienta de reclutamiento del ejército es ir a zonas empobrecidas y ofrecer lo que EEUU no ofrece: sanidad, educación, alojamiento, ingresos, estabilidad... Ofrecemos a nuestros soldados socialismo para ir a luchar por el capitalismo. BRUTAL

half-remembering that thing about how most Roman citizens experienced the fall of Rome as simply one day their local bridge went out and nobody came around to repair it

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El héroe

¿Hola, hola? ¿Todo sereno? ¡No hay magos en la costa! ¡Ayúdanos, pequeña Porridge, queremos aprender las técnicas más jugosas! Por @repelux.bsky.social

just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias

Mi primer recuerdo activamente político es este. Tenía 14 años, no entendía del todo de lo que hablaba. Y aquí estamos. Llevo 23 años tarareándola, y la letra parece que se escribiera ayer. Y en 2023, y en 2017, y en 2000, y en 1987, y en 1967, y en 1948.

For the 40th anniversary they're changing the name "Super Mario Bros" to Soup or Mario Bros--a clever reference to the fact that you have to choose between buying food or a nintendo product

This sentence scans so perfectly for an English speaker with intermediate Spanish, that I believe it should be added to Spanish 3 textbooks immediately.

- you clean up that banksy? - sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked

oh brother this guy stinks

The image that inspired my most popular comic.

- Buenas tardes; quería una de calamares. - ¡Marchando una de calamares! - Con una sangría, por favor. - ¡Marchando una de calamares!

Jill takin' the night off to just feel the breeze for a minute~ 🚬🏙

Jesús en la cruz: "Ah, como la lanza de Evangelion. Eh, espera... ¡Espera! ¡Oh, no! ¡Oooooh, no!"

My sealife #pixelart set is nearly at 1000! Only 10 more to go! Anyone got any good suggestions for the last pieces to add to the set? <3

I'm going to put aside the weird feeling of seeing a saint born after I was, but since we know the guy was big on halo 2 there are now people who in 2004-2005 got fragged by a saint on xbox live

No habíamos hecho aún la de los dos niños en una gabardina y eso no podía ser. Por @drfleibur.bsky.social

"Bluesky is boring." Social media *should* be boring. Being algorithm and dopamine poisoned is bad, actually. When your feed dries up for the day, that's your cue to go do something else until new stuff shows up later.

An interesting thing about Silksong is the way that it combines elements of the classic Metroid and Castlevania games. Could this be the start of a new genre?

One last beach day

the most oppressed class of all

Roller Cola Girl Virgin Cola 1999-2003 Designed by Jamie Hewlett and animated by the team behind Gorillaz' videos, this rollerskating, gunslinging babe was portrayed as running the Virgin HQ, or the Home of Hedonism. She only made three animated appearances prior to the cola's inevitable downfall.

i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat

trying to imagine firefighters getting dispatched to this house and the absolute nightmare that would be

Obsessed with images of a giant promotional statue of King Kong that accidentally caught fire

here’s a version where the POV is blacked out whenever the driver takes their eyes off the road

toca reposteo de mi obra más EXTREMA

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

La aventura del veganismo

Las costumbristas aventuras de Arthur

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

Primer fragmento de mi serie de "audio-tebeos" de Mortadelo y Filemón, espero que los disfrutéis tanto como yo he disfrutado dando vida a los torpes agentes de la T.I.A, ¡un saludo, Ibañezmaníacos!

been thinking a lot about the art direction for ed edd n eddy. it’s so good!!! stylish and economical. I want to art direct something in the vein of this one day (if things ever get better lmao)

mi serie faborita es los impson porque son unos animados muy divertidos esta homerd el atolombdrado padre de familia que bebe alcol y cerbeza ytrabaja en la planta atomica pero despues a lahora de la berdad le quiere mucho a su familia luego esta march que es la madre de la familia y

I really hate the term "sideloading". I preferred the original term, which was "installing software on a computer that you own"

la fiesta del culo (bootie farra)

happy birthday win 95 🎂 #lowpoly

el futuro está siendo lo que siempre soñé que sería: que al buscar algo en google te salga arriba del todo una puta chorrada de mierda de los cojones.

i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea