Friends, Bears, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Wilcox, not to praise him. The losses that men have lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones; So let it be with Wilcox.

Parking lot Wilcox

Justin Wilcox’s primary (only?) selling point is that he beats Stanford. Take that away and what are you left with?

Poor offensive play, defense left hanging dry, a fitting end to the Wilcox era.

SZD and not being condescending to the Big Game challenge: level impossible. I like their work but their so in love in their Big 10/SEC supremacy with G6 hipsterism sprinkled in is grating

Bill Belichick inventing new things... I have never ever seen a defensive holding on a PAT

listen you have your choice of dominant athletes tonight: 1. Shohei Ohtani 2. Any FBS team playing UNC

CAL BALL

I mean this with complete sincerely, if not in a complimentary fashion: UNC this season has a singular energy coming out of the gate in these games

Annual reminder that the Cal 2022 Media guide made sure readers knew that as of that time Coach Wilcox was single

El Assico! Part 2: the Assening

back here

I am back on my bullshit

Justin Wilcox has other teams' offenses in hell

it begins

JKS: explosive, but needs to be more consistent.

Cal fandom distilled to 15 words

I am going to need lotto numbers next

#drop50 for old times sake

god bill is gonna be so pissed when he realizes he can’t cut anyone tomorrow

TCU is beating that ass against a UNC as if UNC was coached by me and not the greatest NFL coach of all time. This is amazing

@hollyanderson.bsky.social is there a surrender nap?

Ladies, gentlemen, and all folks in between. I regret to inform you that Cal has a QB, and I am going to be very annoying about it

Well I’m convinced

A long day at work, and a long night ahead and all I can think about is Cal Football. We are so back

Texans over Bucs and Vikings is a disqualifying take for the The Athletic football podcast CJ Stroud ain’t good enough for that

Just preordered @espnbillc.bsky.social ‚s book at DC’s Politics and Prose. Thanks for the reminder @stevengodfrey.bsky.social

Cal football inventing new positions: Barber @writeforcal.com

I'd also like to donate to @newap-georgia.bsky.social for my favorite meme of the year, the time a Calgorithm member almost successfully purchased classified nuclear materials for his man cave using a berkeley.edu email address. $185 + fees for the current price of 1 microgram of Berkelium-249.

Pass rush win rates for this edge class in actual dropback pass situations (no screen, RPO, or PA), as well as pressure allowed rates for this tackle class in the exact same scenario.

1. It's graduation day: After 12 years I'm done at Vox Media. Most of @secretbase.bsky.social will continue on (Banner Society will not)

Vox fumble of fumble dimension level proportions. Confounding decision

Cal football structurally will be an interesting beast. Only Endries/JET/Ott and Vatikani return as starting guys with proven production. Merriweather/Grayes bring in a tantalizing ceiling, and the OL is new and shuffled like a fresh Balatro run. Throw in 2 high ceiling QBs. Spring camp will be fun

Cal signed Ohio State quarterback Devin Brown via the transfer portal. It sets up a fascinating QB battle for the Bears with Cal redshirt frosh EJ Caminong, Elite 11 prospect Jaron Keawe Sagapolutele, and Dominic Ingrassia to replace Fernando Mendoza. writeforcalifornia.com/p/devin-brow...

me at Jared Goff naysayers

Jared Fucking Goff

Mood after reading the revelations of the whole Cal football saga of the last week.

News of Cal football writeforcalifornia.com/p/former-aub...

Guys *puts on insider hat* I’ve got some pretty big news… 🚨 ESPN HAS OFFICIALLY JOINED BLUESKY 🚨 This is legit! We’re here!!!! Spread and follow 👇👇👇

Per Next Gen Stats, Goff is 17/21 for 174 and 2 TD on throws to the middle of the field tonight with a 71.4 percent success rate. Pretty, pretty, pretty good.

Ryan Day the new Cal OC who says no

I just realized Cal football is the Dandadan of college football!

we formed a new religion

The one time a year Piotr steps away from his data side and attempts at being poetic.