hello and welcome to the penultimate KNOW THE DIFFERENCE of the 2025 Football Season! This week we're learning all about Southern Methodist University @SMUFB (hey that kinda looks Smurf hey wait shit that'd be a funny SMU Uniform). Please RT and help everyone learn about the SMustangs!

shaping up to be a good one down on the Farm (Hell) this week

Trying to secure some new NIL deals @seescandy.bsky.social

happy bye week zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

new footage has emerged of the bear that stole a chainsaw in Tennessee last week

oh yeah baby nothing like some California Fried Cardinals

nom

You know together we're glowing Gonna be, gonna be golden

happy Cal-loween

Here’s a Bluesky special Calgorithm post.

@mpete91.bsky.social made a Sleepytime Oski and it is the best

Read Golden Nuggets @writeforcal.com right now! writeforcalifornia.com/p/golden-nug...

seeing as how this is the first time #Virginia and Cal will meet on the football field, I asked a team of highly proficient statisticians to help us break down these teams by the numbers. The results may shock you!

October 2025 Virginia is a Possible Master of the ACC. Only the Calgorithm stands before them. Cross country flights are now battlefields.

happy Monday once again it is time to KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. We spent longer than we normally do on this meme (about 5 minutes) to help educate our new conference mates. This week, Virginia! Share to help a friend learn! #GoHoos #UVAStrong

nom #BeatVirginia

logging off for another exciting weekend of college football

Gonna be honest, I don’t think “Enter Sandman” would be too intimidating here

Hey #hokienation I need some help! My son Nethyn is about to become a #hokiealumni and as a graduation gift, I want to get him a frame for his new #hokie degree. Does anyone know if the degrees fit in this frame?

oh my glob

Happy Monday its time for KNOW THE DIFFERENCE, our weekly preview meme that helps educate us all on our new conference mates! This week Virginia Tech! Remember, everything was painstakingly researched and sourced! #Hokies 🦃 #FightingGobblers #GobblerClub #GoHokies #VirginiaTech #UtProsim #

Goodnight. Sleep tight.

@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @celebrityhottub.bsky.social i listened on my way back from the Cal game last night. Finally got the chance to make the image thats been haunting me all day. Thank you for these beautiful images.

Terence told me to tag you @hollyanderson.bsky.social

Highlight of the game so far

Paging Dr. @celebrityhottub.bsky.social . I think you’re aware that this book exists, but on the off chance you don’t, it’s a real physical thing now.

excited to tailgate later tonight

new Oski dropped on r/berkeley

Have you or a family member been struggling with your football fandom? Have you watched games, complete emotionless to whats happening on the field? Talk to your doctor about Calgorithm (TM) today!

“I won my first Super Bowl as a Head Coach the year she was born and my last one when she was 17. All told I have 8 rings!” “That’s great grandpa, lets get you back to Nantucket.”

Going to try and cross-shitpost. After a bye week break, welcome back KNOW THE DIFFERENCE! I spent minutes of research this morning looking up helpful information about our next football foe, the University of Chapel Hill in Carolina! Please help spread the word so that we are all well educated!

It happened again.

Happy “Cal Professor gets a Nobel Prize” Day. Check the parking signs soon.

Additional updates, some of them have been converted to stickers and flags.

Hi @hollyanderson.bsky.social. @terencelau.bsky.social told me to post these.

hello @celebrityhottub.bsky.social looking forward to some fun games on the Fullcast this week @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi

Is it ethical to donate a sum of money to a high school friend who is running for congress in the form of a Charity Bowl score? (Said sum would be the score of Cal vs UCLA as he went to UCLA.) cc: @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social

Listening to The Single Wing for the first time on Phantom Island @stevengodfrey.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social Haha! This College Football podcast is great! Oh shit that’s some of the best parenting advice I’ve ever heard.

he did what

Read about the guys that discovered a new color after blasting each other in the eye with a laser. open.substack.com/pub/writefor...

Rounding out the end of the Charity Bowl here. $52.13+fees for Cal-Maryland, my first Cal Game. $25.40+fees to Protect Trans Kids University for Matthew 25:40-45. @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi Happy Charity Bowl friends.

$38.27+Fees for Cal beating Saint Marys in Rugby to advance to the National Championship. $10.80+Fees for Cal Sotfball beating Stanford in the highest attended Softball game in NCAA History. Gif for free because Cal Day! @newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

Dudes rock.

This one might need a few OT to figure out.

I'd also like to donate to @newap-georgia.bsky.social for my favorite meme of the year, the time a Calgorithm member almost successfully purchased classified nuclear materials for his man cave using a berkeley.edu email address. $185 + fees for the current price of 1 microgram of Berkelium-249.

For the meme that launched 1,000 memes and Auburn losing to the woke agenda. $100 to @newap-georgia.bsky.social and the EDSBS Charity Bowl. @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social