Which possible scorigami would be more fun: 40-40 or 46-40 or 44-44

1. A new post from @writeforcal.com analyzing Oski dark lore with a bunch of photos from the 40s and 50s, which will probably interest @sickoscommittee.org writeforcalifornia.com/p/through-th...

Everybody take a drink, it's Cal at the center of a CFB scatterplot!

Really unfortunate news both for Abigor and Cal. Her freshman year numbers portended a really valuable college career

Anybody know what Pappy's hair care routine was like? That style is SLICK.

Go [heaviest of sighs] Bears

College football season is back, which means Cal/Justin Wilcox at the dead center of a performance scatter plot graph is back

There’s losing, and then there’s a 47 point difference between what the spread says and what happens to you

Maybe the greatest no show performance in Cal history

Go Bears!

Still waiting for that 1-in-100 season, maybe just maybe . . .

still horrified from the moment recording the @splitzoneduo.com Big Ten preview when Alex read my notes on UCLA and said "Rodger I hear you're optimistic about UCLA this year." I quickly corrected him but it was terrifying that even for a moment anyone thought I was optimistic about UCLA

Just shotgunned a beer with Zack Follett on Memorial Glade, life is good

I wonder what the ACC will do when Miami, Georgia Tech, and Cal are all undefeated in conference play

I'm going to be really sad when Georgia Tech finally comes around on Cal's ACC schedule and I won't be able to root for them for a year or whatever

Yuuuuuuuuuup

The Giants beat the Dodgers on a walk-off grand slam and yet I'm most happy about UCLA losing by 25 to New Mexico as a 15.5 point favorite.

I do not have enough LOLs to insert into UCLA's name tonight

10! That's 10 UCLA penalties!

UCLA first drive out of the half: batted down pass, a free rusher leading to a turfed swing pass, then a sailed sideline route. Truly impressive broken football.

Big 10 network just compared Nico to Lamar Jackson

Cal may be cursed to be 6-6 in perpetuity, but our rivals are cursed to be hopelessly embarrassing and you know what I’ll take it.

The amount of cackling I’m doing while watching the UCLA game could power the Sacramento metro area

JARED MAZZOLA YOU KING HAVE A SHOT OF JAGER CUP FINAL TIME

I am Cowtoolus of Borg. You will be assimilated. Your biological and technological lack of sophistication will be added to our own. Resistance is moo-tile.

Updated implied SP+ odds after most of Cal's opponents looked varying degrees of bad this past Saturday:

Cal is a mediocre 51st, and yet amazingly ranked higher than 7 of their remaining 10 opponents after most of the ACC barfed all over itself. One of those opponents above Cal is Minnesota. If Cal can pull the mild home upset . . .

When will BYU finally face an FBS offense this season?

You know things are going well for you on offense when the announcer feels the need to note that your starting QB is ‘still’ coming out to play on the start of every drive

Stanford has run 25 plays on offense, and they have 29 total yards

Got home juuuuust in time for the game sealing pick, my cup of haterade runneth over

Regardless of what my team does, college football always keeps me coming back because I love being a hater

This game DESERVES to be Cal defense: 7, Cal special teams: 3, both offenses: zero

This game has been significantly more discouraging than the Oregon state game was encouraging

Since us west coast college football fans get crap for bad attendance, I must say this seems like a horrible crowd for a top 15 OOC opponent in what is otherwise a very exciting year for Duke football.

I showed this to my wife, and when she saw how much time was left on the video after the first one, she said “oh nooooo” as her brow furrowed in concern

If Cal is truly hitting the House settlement max, they will have a very competitive roster year over year

Implied betting lines for Cal's remaining FBS schedule, ranked from most difficult to least. Note that UNC's epic faceplant isn't included in the rankings yet. Based on these numbers, Cal's most likely regular season record would be 8-4.

Belichick's postgame press conference decorated like a baby shower - balloon arch and all lmao

I haven’t seen many broadcasts go this deep into “we don’t want to talk about this game” territory but it’s been in garbage time for over a quarter so whatever

if your bluesky timeline is not 100% posts making fun of bill belichick and his flunkies, you are using this website incorrectly

Belichick bringing innovative NFL idea to college football, like the beloved prevent defense

Cal would be SP+ favorites in 7 of their remaining 11, though juuuust barely over V. Tech in what would functionally be a pick ‘em

Hey folks, give Jesse a follow, he’s been on the fall practice beat this year:

But they both dodge Cal, so there will be questions unless they can prove it in the ACC title game vs the Bears

Cal fandom distilled to 15 words

SLEEPING OREGON STATE FAN YOU ARE TONIGHTS FAN OF THE WEEK YOUR PRIZE IS EVERYONE MAKES FUN OF YOU AT WORK TOMORROW

A good old fashioned surrender punt!

Should I just post this article again on Monday? Based on what I’ve seen from OSU, still feels about right writeforcalifornia.com/p/post-game-...

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