It's pretty amazing to think that our aviators are experts at flying missions in North Korea, without ever actually having flown in North Korea. Or... maybe we have. F-35s are kind of like that.

It’s a damn shame because I sorta liked some of these comedians, but playing SA is just as much a dealbreaker for me now as was playing the other SA back in the 1980s.

The President is a pedophile and a piece of shit.

Vietnam is famously scooter-heavy yet e-scooters are becoming more and more prevalent to combat pollution. Vinfast makes them (I own one) and they are creating the infrastructure and incentives to encourage their use.

Nazi punks FUCK OFF. And go Huskies.

This reminds me of a book I read once

Right on the prediction. Right about the reaction.

Who will celebrate their husband's death more? Erica Kirk or Melania Trump?

OH MEIN GOTT JA

In the immortal words of Cartman, “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH GERMAN PEOPLE!?”

Don’t worry about how weird it is that a widow is smiling ear to ear and laughing like she’s having the time of her life 2 weeks after her husband bled out on live cam. You can’t spell Erika Kirk without THREE DAMN Ks.

Now this is Content

One of my favorite tweets

Somebody hasn’t had enough spotlight lately

Dude has more money than most nations and this is the best costume he could manage. He could have paid Keanu $35 million to show up as Wick PRETENDING to be Zuck in costume. No imagination

Plenty of Nazis out there but I don’t see any punching

Every episode of Blue Bloods: Captain: All right detectives, here are three thousand pages of files. Go through each one for clues. Detective, picking up file on top and opening it to first page: Oh hey, the suspect has a relative. Other Detective: and in our jurisdiction, too. Let’s roll

I think the way I interact with my fellow humans in traffic is a pretty good indicator of why I would never be given a Green Lantern ring

You can't implement ID card or Passport Checks at the Republic/Northern Ireland internal border (explosions ensue), nor can you put them between Northern Ireland and Great Britain (explosions, but in orange). And nobody in Ireland is going to sign up for something called a "Brit Card".

Time to fight

what, no tariffs on escalators yet? THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT

Just said a thing to someone that resonated with me so much I had GT have a go at turning it into Latin: "Quaere bene esse." I'm gonna fly it by a friend who actually teaches Latin as well, see if it works.

if you dont stop calling us nazis we will have the secret police disappear you to a slave labor camp

to my mind the woman who dies of sepsis because of antiabortion laws, or the person who dies because they can't afford insulin -- these are just as much victims of political violence as the man shot through the throat while making a racist speech

Let that sink in for a sec.

You know that thing when you drop something, and you go to grab it out of midair, and instead of grabbing it you slap it down onto the bricks at three times terminal velocity? Anyway I think I need a new phone

Mẹ: I hate loud noises and crowds and people with no self-control Career Counselor, pulling a flyer for an M. Ed. El-Ed program out of a drawer: I gotchu fam

Tell me you don’t understand how business works without telling me oh you get it already

A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs": Step 1 Step 6 Step 8, 9, 10, 11.

It will be nice to see KOMO 4 TV in Seattle lose bazillions in ad revenue and devalue the place so much that someone with an ounce of actual goddamn sense might buy it.

Great now I’m agreeing with THIS motherfucker

My Wife: Honey, you should watch your weight. Also My Wife: I have packed 85,000 calories for your lunch today

I just looked through the whole thing. Is there a button or a link I can press to send them my thoughts and prayers?

Me in the Saigon Grocery Store: Have you seen my wife? Four foot eleven, long hair, glasses. She’s Asian Staff: um

How to Create a Brain Drain, Part I: Shooting Yourself In the Foot Is Twice As Effective If It’s Already In Your Mouth

Dems advertising that they are capitulating to threats of violence is not an especially smart plan even on narrow selfpreservation concerns

We used to have, at the end of the local news, a minute or so of “Commentary,” in which a representative of station ownership (usually hyperconservative) would vent about some issue bothering him. Fuck that shit.

Please tell me Kimmel’s response is a enormous photo of a bag of dicks

In short, force them to try to rule by naked force because they *do not* have enough force and the very nakedness of it will mean they have less and less. The Civil Rights movement overcame far more with far less, if we had a fraction of their courage, we'll win.

This is awesome

Something something rats leaving sinking something

Fucking moron

The clitoris has over 8,000 nerve endings. And it’s still not as sensitive as a white Republican man.

In ABC's defense, Jimmy Kimmel should have said something much less offensive during his monologue, such as advocating that we kill homeless people.

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

(Me riding the scooter to work) Apple Watch: looks like you’re working out on a outdoor cycling trip Me: Um, yes. Sure

Day. Um.

Kash Patel always looks like he is hearing shit for the first time