#Kinktober 03: Genital Swap Somehow, they woke up with their cocks swapped. Obviously, there was only one thing to do about it.

For the record because I often get asked: Yes you can make your own consent stickers. No I don’t gatekeep consent stickers. Consent is important. Spread consent!

idk pride flags are always just stripes so I made a non-binary flag with my favorite dinosaur archaeopteryx. Two heads to symbolize balance between two genders!

istg this is at least 50% of why I might want top surgy

putting this on your timeline again

found this one for y'all <3

update

sorry, honey, i'll be late again, i've just been so tied up at the office this week

Hi

read the room lol skill issue

Happy to announce the start of my 2025 Fakemon project!!! I'll be designing an entire pokedex of fakemon that reside in the Laken region, inspired by the Great Lakes region of North America! This is a complete revamp of my 2023 fakemon project, all purely for fun! Stay tuned!

freaky muppet victreebel lol????

“The princess? Oh—I do not think she is in need of saving…” 👑💕✨ #teratophilia

Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

what is the peak of homoeroticism and why is it this letter from 1142

forgot i drew this #TMA #themagnusarchives

“‘I perceive the Dark Lord and know his mind, or all of his mind that concerns the Elves. And he gropes ever to see me and my thought. But still the door is closed!’” I realized a dream project. 1/4

*perfect* jon

to think this could have saved catherine the great

And the finished illustration - stealing a Silmaril from Morgoth 💎

Yet again stuck on how Treelight works. Would you get a tan from Laurelin? what about Telperion? Do they give off warmth, or is warming dealt with differently? Do both cause photosynthesis, or just Laurelin, or neither?

during dry seasons, water slimes can be encountered migrating north in search of more comfortable temperatures. they're a great way to cool off on a hot summer day, and they don't even mind if you fuck them a little. just be careful of curious, nibbling fish (or don't, they'll happily eat dead skin)

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Shakra, my beloved...

One thing I love about this art is that Meduseld's interior is DECORATED. Tapestries, color on the columns and the floor. People have always liked their shit to be decorated!

Today's #Tolkien #HobbitDay #HobbitMonth Tidbit: Every November 2nd, The Horn of the Mark was winded at a feast to commemorate the rousing of Buckland. This silver, dwarven horn was gifted to Merry by Éomer and Éowyn and became an heirloom of his house. Horns were a special feature of Buckland.

BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! alts w/out underwear on patreon btw ;) patreon.com/godshaper

it makes me laugh to remember when christopher tolkien died because a hush fell over the fandom whose normal standard activity is critiquing his editorial decisions and the vibe for maybe three days was “goodnight, sweet prince” and then immediately “anyway, back to why this choice was bullshit—”

Someone just posed this in a chat that I'm in and I feel incredibly called out >.>

Maybe not my forever fav but it always makes me laugh. AND has good advice.

introducing the taylor titmouse guide to fuckcreatures. i present to you the four major categories of fuckcreature: -slimes -tentacles -mimics -suckers

Pet parrots which typically live alone (whilst those in the wild live in large flocks) were given the technology to call each other. They would use it for up to three hours a day, and developed favourite friends 💔 on.ft.com/3K05vhS

This Mattie Lubchansky comic seems topical again.

Back from Oxonmoot and digesting everything I've read, heard, and learned and had to revisit Lee's article, especially after having finally finished reading the whole of Lord of the Rings. @mollyostertag.bsky.social www.polygon.com/lord-of-the-...

autopsy scar jon is incredibly important to me. tell me elias didnt have every hand in how jon was handled at the hospital and tell me he'd stop them from cutting him open.

Salvation in Perdition (characters belong to @ramlightly.bsky.social ♥️)

🧵 the plushie you threw away🪡

Getting yourself to do art studies can be hard without the right motivation. So I made them horny. Works great, highly recommend

::slowly stands while clapping::

i have all the time in the world to make you mine | #donotarchive #jonelias

i drew some rat stickers lol, here are some of them! #rats #art

I finished painting my house today

Quote repost with something watery~ 💦 An AU where Maglor turns to a siren-like creature, stalking the shorelines

#1 Chimera, Masturbation [Chimeroticon]

This is why it's important for you to remove source identifiers from links!!

I hate when you start reading a book and it’s all just the writer’s barely disguised fetishes, lifelong preoccupations, unspeakable fears, dearest wishes, personal inspirations, culture, subculture, and every one of their lived experiences 🙄