Givin’g ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle.

God, I don't pray often, but please help Canada kick America's ass in a baseball game tonight Lord, send your angels to the outfield like you did once before

above all tolkien believed elves and their descendants were the most fuckable race, that is not a commentary on whether they’re good or not

i hate how people and even literature sometimes reduces the concept of an unreliable narrator to 'the book lying to you', not 'you are viewing the world through the eyes of someone who does not see an absolute truth'

AR-PHARAZÔN THE GOLDEN: What you have to remember also is he appeared in fair form. CHOTINER: The next time the invasion of Valinor and the destruction of Númenor come up, I'll keep in mind that Sauron was handsome when it happened. AR-PHARAZÔN: He was. Not that that excuses it. CHOTINER: Right.

I see people digging One Battle After Another for being too basic with 'the bad guys are racist' but, like, COME ON

Btw right now, you can watch the wkc masters agility championship RIGHT NOW on YouTube

Inktober 2025 26.) Puzzling Puzzling words (bull shitting) of the Zigur. (he left the One in Barad-dur) #mairon #pharazon

melian the maia —— for @meladriel.bsky.social ✧

The age of men is at an end. Now is the time of hot orcs.

Inktober 2025 22.) Button Buttoning up his Master. #mairon #murazor

Favorite sign today:

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

Linktober Day 17: Korok One Must Imagine This Korok Happy 🤭 #totk #zelda #linktober

Arwen and Elrond enjoying a fall day in Rivendell 🍂 #Tolkientober Day 17: Parents #art #Tolkien

Miserable Bilbo and his pony in the rain ♥ #tolkientober

Inktober 2025 9.) Heavy Heavy bottom of #Huan , breaks a cart by accidentally sitting on it #Celegorm

In retrospect, there was a big sign that something was wrong at Khazad-dûm #Tolkien #art

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

Aegnor, Lord of Dorthonion With two colour schemes because I can´t decide🙃 #tolkien #silmarillion #jrrtolkien #aegnor #ambarato #aikanaro #tolkienart #silmart #tolkienfanart #silmfanart #fantasy #elves

Happy Mid Autumn Festival! Mooncakes with Earendil, Idril, and Luthien’s heraldic devices. 🥮 #Tolkien #art

#Tolkientober Day 3: Crown Crown of Gondor inspired by Tolkien’s original sketch, but with a shiny LED top 🚨 #art

Meet your FAT BEAR WEEK 2025 champion. Chunk the Hunk. The Chunkster. 32 Chunk. All hail the new king of Brooks River 👑

bite your oppressors #berensart2025

logging on to AO3

Happy #FatBearWeek!!! May the chunkiest bear win 🐻 Art featuring a previous champion, Holly!

average noldori when you ask them about the war of the jewels

It looks like Dinosaur Field Station of NJ is closing and selling their Dino sculptures

CHOTINER: And you didn’t know this person - what did you call him again? CELEBRIMBOR GREATEST OF THE ELVEN SMITHS: Right, his name was Annatar but CHOTINER: And you taught him to create a ring harnessing all his malice and cruelty? CELEBRIMBOR: Well I mean I was deceived CHOTINER: So you’ve said

Nobody wants to work anymore

Honestly about to start taking Tylenol for fun at this point.

Bears.... Win???? By 16 points??

Ian McKellen, 1968

omg. I just found an old tolkien forum, no activity in over a decade, and it is a treasure. We had it so good with forums! maybe if bsky goes the way it's looking we go back to forums

I'm not particularly hopeful but I always have the will to carry a twink up a hill and that is something they can never take from me

Karina Villa protecting her constituents by literally running ICE off the streets in West Chicago and yelling to residents to stay inside their homes.

Hi

Yet again stuck on how Treelight works. Would you get a tan from Laurelin? what about Telperion? Do they give off warmth, or is warming dealt with differently? Do both cause photosynthesis, or just Laurelin, or neither?

it's so important to keep the id enriched via the Secret Inner Songbook and also indefensible headcanons. that is how fanfic gets written and art gets drawn

It’s pretty low here in Cambridge but I beseech you: GO LOOK AT THE MOON.

Omg just had to log into Facebook after years of not looking at it to test a work thing. Bad news, it looks like people Forgot. I did not see one AI Jesus praying at ground zero meme. Sad!

Only a few more weeks of peak harvest! Tzatziki, zucchini fritters, and mushrooms featuring cucumbers, zucchini, thyme, and mushrooms from the garden.

There are good things in the world still. For instance, my successful mushroom bed full of delicious wine cap mushrooms.

I'll be at GALAXY CON DES MOINES this weekend, in Des Moines Iowa, signing stuff and doing C&H sketches. Iowa great deal to my Des Moines fans.

Ben Franklin would take one look at RFK Jr and dedicate his existence to destroying that man. Franklin is a man who hated his antivax brother so much that he skipped town to found a newspaper about how great immunization was.