my gilf and her terrible fake grins are back

I know eso just has too many writers but the game itself not knowing if euraxia is abnur’s half sister or daughter drives me crazy this would be an elaborate motherfucker joke if I believed zos knew how family trees work

playing the bangkorai quests for the first time in a long time, septima tharn/arzhela hatesex when

finally finally finally have the deadlands firewalker personality… it’s not coming off velai for a while

remember the monster [ / man] that love made you. #oc #ocsky #elfenjoyers

I see a lot of posts highly encouraging commenting and sharing for art etc sometimes to the point of saying "just likes dont matter" but im out here saying I do appreciate all the shy people or the people who only like stuff...thanks for sticking around

a gift for a lovely eso player that carried me through a number of dungeons in pursuit of fashion 🫶

[thingol voice] I mean, let there be a thousand blossoms bloom 🌸🌷🌸🌷🌸 as far as im concerned, 😡 but 😡😡😡 I ain’t spendin’ any time on it, because in the meantime, every 3 months, an elf is torn to pieces by an orc in north doriath

sex is so stupid. meet me on the field of battle

sometimes when I do something stupid I indulge in imagining a genius character making this same mistake. yes, babe, fëanor has also put the mower batteries in the spare battery compartment and had a tantrum in the waning daylight about the mower not starting.

maeglin and idril 🗡️👑

people like to joke about sotha sil saying “an exceedingly long unit of temporal measurement” instead of “a long time” but to me true horror is a future where high fantasy exclusively features characters that speak like they know what tiktok is

I’m not present enough to manage 2 bsky accounts tbh and idk what the recent silly updates are, might just start posting the nsfw here. freely mute/unfollow block etc etc

never been a haurchefant guy but I ship wol/haurchefant for exactly one scene in ffxiv and that’s artoirel’s heartfelt “you were like a brother/sister to haurchefant, will you now be one to me?” my buddy my friend my pal I don’t know how you missed haurchefant wanting to rearrange the wol’s guts

remembered canonically yassified jagar tharn in the middle of the dance floor tonight and forgot my salsa steps. I was also dipped thrice by a beautiful woman when I am usually the dipper not the dippee. you wish you were me

dni if you’re too young to remember the tumblr era where we had to tag all media featuring an eye as scopophobia… you remind me that my mortal shell is decaying

I can draw anything. I can make characters as abstract or grounded as I please. I can put them in peril or paradise at the flick of a wrist and the wisp of a whim. I can tear them to shreds and they'll be fine because I decide they're fine. Because it's all fake. You are trying to chain daydreams

in light of recent events

DS1 bravely asks what if you had a double boss fight and they projected this energy the whole time

I need to pick this up again so bad

a friend is going through the horrors for the first time (ornstein and smough) and I understand the frustration but oh how it delights me that they have no harmony in the fight design, no hesitation when they believe the other is finally dead, they haaaaaaaate each other. delightful 🥰

Carmilla & Laura

oh my god

Voryn Dagoth in a dwemeri type hairstyle

Just a fucking reminder that Mankar Camoran ran over my foot with his 1991 Honda Civic SI last month He never apologized

literally in my natural habitat

someone get my tharnlet brown eye contacts I’m shaking

one of them has to be the top 10 scariest bodies of water www.tumblr.com/plaguedocboi...

fun fact: the notorious terrirost group "antifa" is short for "annunciando tifa", an italian parent organization tied up in a federal corruption scheme. google "tifa italian senate" for more info

elder scrolls imperials have a proud and storied history of monsterfucking that dates right back to alessia and morihaus

man of stone & bone #almireart

oh, you know, just caranthir being his charming self

Today's doodle

leliana outside the chantry in denerim: *lighting a cigarette* when I saved your mother’s life, you were still a child, isn’t that weird? tabris, so drunk she can’t stand straight: can yuo put that out on me?

playing an ashlander character makes mirri’s lines so casually threatening. “thank vivec” “mother morrowind has her eye on you” by mephala’s chitinous bosom, I hope not

yotsuyu goe brutus #ffxiv

/ˌpɪtsɪˈkɑːtoʊ/ #ss:verrot #elezen

super lovely sketchpage comm of mykaysayle I got from @waboars.bsky.social 💚💙!! so so happy to see them in anna’s wonderful style!! I cannot stop looking at all the details,, I love it so much 🥺😫💖 #mykazura #wolysayle

an awkward thing about maelwing is there’s a not 0 chance little elrond knows maedhros as the woman he once accidentally walked in on giving CPR* to his mother *fucking her senseless

“making the silmarillion more biblical” and you take that to mean more morally upstanding when in fact it means more scheming to kill family members, dooming bloodlines, incestuous overtones, and sending men to battlefronts so you can take their lovers. maybe some helcaraxë cannibalism.

At least once his dwarven neighbors ask him to pull this trick for them so they can get the upper hand negotiating something-or-other.

mormon and catholic authors are best when they’re dead and can’t say any further dumb things about their characters so I visit them on their deathbed and whisper in their ear that their pure and virginal female characters are having the filthiest sex they can

I don’t get the feeling ever that celebrimbor wants gil-galad’s crown but I do get the feeling whenever he wants to do eldar-forbidden research he will cause a diversion by implying he wants gil-galad’s crown, causing a category 5 finwëan event every few centuries

for the cold country #ffxiv

post something red 🌹

“body-impulse” (hroafelmë) being a known word in quenya is crazy why did john tolkien provide the biblically accurate term for horny