Worked a close for the first time in ages and ohhhhh my god I’m so tired

I don’t watch love island but I do watch a series of tiktoks where a man eats at Chinese buffets until he gets food poisoning soooo

Seeing the Peter Serafinowicz Harry Potter announcement just made me think, once again, about this excellent James Acaster bit from Off Menu.

CW/TW Brianna Ghey Esther ghey is, imo, a willing participant in the rewriting of what actually happened to her daughter I no longer believe she is ignorant of the harm shes doing She is contemptible to me for her part in this Brianna deserves better than being used by these people

Did an exceptionally good bit while Andrew was at the shop where I lay what I’d been wearing out on the sofa, hid in the other room and messaged him saying “oh no I hope the rapture doesn’t happen”

We've been telling the Sensibles for years that trying to appease racists would not diminish their racist demands only increase them & we were tutted & scoffed at & told politics was about compromise & responding to 'legitimate concerns' & well. Here we now are. Cookie monster still wants cookies

Just found out that the second half of Rivals doesn’t come out til November… what’s the point in anything anymore

Guess who’s watching Muppet Treasure Island (me! obviously it’s me!)

Shrek Lego arrives on Monday 😌

"Three teenage boys convicted of the rape and serious sexual assault of girls as young as 14 walked free from court with fines of £26 each and rehabilitation orders, the Guardian has learned." Honestly, our white, cis, straight, privileged male dominated judiciary has so much to answer for.

They won’t give me Father’s Day off cos there are already too many people taking holiday that day 😌 can’t wait to spend that whole shift crying 😌

Ohhh I thought the UFC cage at the White House was an onion post

Oh my god when is this guy gonna die

Gotten suuuuper into this new Gordon Ramsay show which is basically Kitchen Nightmares but Gordon wears a cap and goes into the kitchens at night and shows us loads of mouldy food in the dark

Another heatwave another day of begging Americans who’ve never left their state to shut the fuck up about how that’s not hot actually

How is anyone sleeping 🫪 I am a puddle, I am senator kelly from x men just slime-ing about

It's just obvious that there is no good reason, at all, for the government to legislate what toilets you can go into. This is a thing that civil society was quite capable of working out. We're here because the GCs found civil society didn't share their rabid obsessive hatred so they played the refs.

Big treat day (cinema and a tango ice blast)

Just took 93yr Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "Which box for boob hypnosis?" A cheer went up from waiting voters

For the first time in a million years I’ve been busy with good things instead of awful stuff and maaaaaaan it feels so good

Thinking about her!!!!

Saw someone describe Glinner as “the guy with the swollen head from Theme Hospital” and I’m like lmao

Dad’s house is sold, the keys are gone, the sun is absolutely blasting down because dad’s just as relieved as we are that that chapter’s done

Everyone should give me money I think

From this day in 2021: My nephews were curious about Final Fantasy after seeing a Moogle I drew and I described Chocobos as looking "kind of like Big Bird" so then I had to draw it.

GUYS PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THE US GOVERNMENT IS AN ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE WITH A PRESIDENT POLLING AT 33% AFTER 15 MONTHS IN OFFICE AND WHEN SEVERAL ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE THINGS ARE HAPPENING AT ONCE NONE OF THEM EXIST TO BE "DISTRACTIONS" THE GOVERNMENT IS JUST THAT BAD

Storm Dave I’m gonna need you to calm down please

Never went away

Been seeing a lot of parkour videos… is it back?

unfortunately “it's all corrupt girl” will be entering the lexicon

had an accidental nap and awoke with the image of a gold mask wearing a cowboy hat. rootin tootinkhamun

I have no interest in this man’s problems

whenever folks talk about harry potter and separating artist from art they always have this indignant 'OH SO IM A BAD FOR BUYING THESE BOOKS?' but thats not the real issue. the reality is that many will BELIEVE you are bad, and that is VALID. its not your choice what others think of you

Just the funniest books ever written

Thinking about the homers again

Its been a long time since I dabbled in game dev, and I've no plans to go back currently, so I've made (nearly) everything on my itch page free. So if you want to play some tiny, amateur as fuck PC and ZX Spectrum games that I made then have at it: beebush.itch.io

What kind of Irish is your grandaaaaaad

Mary Shelley: sup fuckers Poe: joanne was explaining death of the author Poe: what do you think, mary Shelley: death of the author eh? Shelley: [brandishing swicthblade] i think it's a good idea Rowling: i Rowling: i have to go

Recently found out I’m a whole two inches taller than I thought I was. Im so tall! The tallest girl in the world!

If you watch this you’re a loser btw! “Ohhh waaah I grew up with it tho” yeah so did all the rest of us in our thirties, I’m just sad you never read another book

A new Jenny Nicholson video 🥹🥹

Turn from the ruin. Turn and go *forward*.

Obsessed with these photos of my dad during his early Dad career

I love bein a cute girl :-)

Caaaaan they release a cut of last one laughing with Jimmy entirely edited out

Treated myself to a big solo lazy day! ate chocolate sourdough with pistachio spread! watched The Other Bennet Sister! played a lil Resi! good for me!

No buffy reboot… truly living in the worst timeline