it says a lot about us, none of it good, that we chose a leader with not a single redeeming quality: stupid? yup. corrupt? absolutely. dishonest? to his core. violent? maybe the most violent ever. any ability to empathize with people? none. baseline level of regard for human life? not even a skosh.

1.21 gigachads

mediocre for all

Am I AI?

Good reminder from this state highway!

Read the label and say it loud

heading into 2026 like

people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try

You don't own anything Life is a lease, possessions are passing The odds were against you, yet here you are Who will remember any of this? Even Jesus will be forgotten No time like the present

Which band or artist has the best side one, track one of their first full length album? "My Name Is Jonas" by Weezer is great, off the top of my head. "New York State of Mind" by Nas comes to mind, but there's an intro if you're being a stickler.

If you plea with your hands out like "whaaa?" after a play, the ref is slightly more likely to throw a flag. Downside being you develop a reputation for being whiny.

This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.

If everything in the constitution is negotiable and trump actually goes for another term, Zorhan Mamdani should run for president. Explain to me why not.

can we all at least agree that no one should ever be criticized for any reason

The Seahawks can beat any team this year.

Rosa Parks may've watched Napoleon Dynamite

Greta Thunberg is the second coming we were promised in scripture. I'm as surprised as you are that she's European.

It'd be funny if she had to go to a Jimmy John's but they made her buy something first.

Wait, Glenn Howerton went to Juililard??

Abolish ICE

Things are dumber than I anticipated.

I am against fascism.

trivia time! Q: how many nfl teams are named after animals? A: 4 (eagles, bears, jets, marlins, suns)

What do you think Kirk and Satan are talking about rn?

January 6th but gayer

I can identify lottery numbers. I can't predict what they'll be but when I see the numbers im like yeah I recognize those.

Looks alive to me

The very best NFL Players listed unranked: Tom Brady Jerry Rice Aaron Donald Reggie White Ed Reed Lawrence Taylor Barry Sanders Anthony Munoz Jim Brown Bruce Smith Deion Sanders Randy Moss Emmitt Smith Patrick Mahomes Walter Payton Justin Tucker

Whether spa or not spa

"Don't you want to see the script first?" Adam Sandler's agent

Watching Boogie Nights again. Wahlberg's best work playing an 80 IQ with a horse dick.

Hans Zimmer speaks out against the genocide of Palestinians

lmao

I saved this photo on my phone so that when i try to reenter the US after traveling internationally they won’t let me in

it's incredible to think that the entire trump family is just dogshit people. you'd think thered be at least one accidental black sheep who miraculously developed something akin to empathy but nah. they're all chittering insectoid people

BREAKING: Gov Newsom suspends this evening’s podcast recording

San Diego. Minneapolis. The urgency is showing and I’ve never been this confident that the people will win. I’ve never been this proud to be an American. From the bottom-up is how we fix this. We walk in fear but we walk together. Thank you. We have a role to play where we can. We all get to choose.

Jesus wasn’t a big supply-side guy.

I wouldn't recommend Friendship. It's an emotional horror film. The funny parts are doubled over laughter, for me. Heavy cringe fills the open spaces. Paul Rudd for supporting. 4.4/5

It's a holocaust what's being done to the Palestinians of Gaza.

me: [hooded, shackled and being flown to a jail called the "black hole of pyongyang" because i stood for two seconds between a masked unidentified ICE agent and a mom screaming in terror] i hope the economy's okay...

Mayo de cinco be with you

I have it in my head that Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey's gut suspicion that they're half-brothers is with the same mother in common.

He should feel proud that a team traded up to get him.

There should be a vice-pope

Pete hegseth always sounds like he’s arguing with the bouncer

The top 1% own 50% of all sex swings.