Deutsche Bank here with the good stuff. Game on.

"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."

As you talk about Greenland, please make sure you are talking about the >56,000 Inuit who have called the Island their home for thousands of years. Here are 2 stories that include their voices, concerns, and hopes. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... canadiangeographic.ca/articles/buy...

Flying to Minneapolis tomorrow to cover the ICE raids for News Agents, what is unfolding and the politics which flows from it. If you’re there or know the city and know people/organisations we should be speaking to, please get in touch. DMs open.

Sport England Chair, Chris Boardman explains further why we have suspended using the social media platform X. Read the full article on LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/people-before-platforms-why-sport-england-suspended-its-nctwe

Blimey. What a conversation!

As I was walking on the stair I met a man who wasn't there He wasn't there again today And what I will say to you is that we are laser focused on wishing he would go away.

The New Zealand Labour Party condemns the US attack on Venezuela including kidnapping its president as a blatant violation of international law.

“I can’t begin to tell you how insane this is,” said one critic. “He did not inform Congress but he’s saying he informed the oil companies.”

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One plan is to relocate some or all to the unoccupied Nu'utele Island after pigs and Pacific rats have been eradicated. We are almost there

I want to do something positive to end what’s been a shit year. Change up the vibe etc. *lucky dip artwork* For $25 incl p&p I’ll send you a piece of art, many matted, no bigger than A4. Mixed media, mainly semi abstract landscape, signed. NZ only. DM me to order. Reposts appreciated.

The story of Farage and Putin, told by British-Ukrainian soldier Shaun Pinner on a destroyed apartment block in Kyiv.

So, I’m making one huge ministry of everything that matters most to people like me/us: Urban development, Transport and Environment. Or, for short, UTE

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

You absolutely couldn’t write it better. Amazing.

Great start to NZ Labour Party Annual Conference. #NZPol

Who cut the $1000 Kickstarter? National Who reduced the minimum contribution to 3%? National Who reduced the member tax credit from $1040 to $521? National Who then reduced the same member tax credit from $521 to $260.72? National. Don't believe National on Kiwisaver. #nzpol

Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.

Whether it’s Barack Obama, appearing in a tan suit or Donald Trump appearing 1700 times in Jeffrey Epstein‘s emails, both presidents made some highly controversial appearances.

If you see this, please share it. Then listen to the media to see if you hear them mention it.

Kinda really love my neighbourhood. Toitū Te Tiriti! #photography #nzpolitics #aotearoa

so, to understand this story there are a few things you need to know - my cat, Gus, believes he is a trained support animal - he is not (he has relatives who are, but he is not) - he believes he is a seizure-detecting dog - he is not a dog - I do not get seizures

There has never been a “public-private partnership” that provided a higher quality service or cost less money than the public just doing the job in-house. PPP’s exist to transfer more public, taxpayer money to private entities. It’s welfare for the immortal, immoral, unaccountable corps.

Today, we remember and celebrate Janey Godley.

I used to have a really limited vocabulary, but since I downloaded the Supercilious App, I can opine grandiloquent cerebation with bounteous adroitness, dudes.

If you’re interested in serious common sense tax reforms, that would improve living standards, address inequality, guarantee the future of our schools & hospitals, and rewrite the economy to work for everyone — here’s 10 tax policies to raise £60 billion: taxjustice.uk/blog/how-to-...

Happy St George’s Day! We are a proud nation: A land of fertilised rivers. A land able to grow concrete. A country of sunlit uplands where moist bread is a thing of the past. Cherish our people, our XL Bullies, our knives & riots. Cry God for Harry, Nigel & buggering off to Dubai!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.

Kia ora e te whānau, Live at 3pm: our co-leaders will share what’s happening with the second reading of the Treaty Principles Bill. Watch on Parliament TV or across our platforms. This is more than a debate, it’s about the future of Te Tiriti in Aotearoa. Stand with us. #NZPol #KeepingItReal

Your tariff rate is your star sign divided by the number of boys you've kissed, multiplied by one

People are taking things into their own hands

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It’s like Watergate, only in this version Nixon directly mails the tapes to Woodward and Bernstein

Last month I did a little experiment. I wanted to see how the exact same post would perform on both X (Twitter) and Bluesky. The results were...interesting... [Thread]

There's an awesome guide to Pepeha for non-Māori here, but I need some help, "Space Station 1" in Te Reo Māori? e-tangata.co.nz/reflections/... For my international audience (including the USA): the pepeha is an oral tradition where one enumerates affiliations in a Māori context to make connections.

So. Returned from UK last week after caring for elderly Mum w Stage 4 cancer. Trying to sign up for JobSeeker Allowance. 1/ n

Fox this morning, shamelessly prowling the back wall in broad daylight

An ode to Gregg Wallace: Middle class women of a certain age When I take off my shirt They drop their sage. Middle class women of a certain age When I joke about knobs They disengage. Middle class women of a certain age When I show them my Conkers They get in a rage.

Thames, London.

Meghan Markle is not only responsible for the fall of Justin Welby but is also to be blamed for: The recent riots The bullying on #Strictly Manchester City’s recent poor run of form Mumsnet Bee stings Fungal rashes Covid The war in Ukraine Climate change Mrs Brown’s Boys on TV. 😡

Hello everyone. I am now on this platform for social media. Do please repost this message so that more people can find me!

AoNZ peeps, please considet signing and sharing. www.labour.org.nz/openletter-t...

This, plus the comment thread, is becoming one of the great works of NZ folk-art-humor trademe.co.nz/a/marketplac...

It all seems so much more reasonable when you put it like this thespinoff.co.nz/politics/27-...