The thing that sucks about mortality is that there's a very limited number of times I can do a weak bit where the punchline depends on the timestamps on the original and followup posts being several years apart.

I always accidentally stop using keigo when im on my pills and it maked me self-concious...

if it's four panels it's Loss and if it's two panels it's Instant Loss

if sasuke had beaten naruto in the final fight then it wouldn't even be a question naruto would be the greatest jump manga of all time. 350 chapters of ninja war forgiven in a single instant

sasuke: we should disband the cia naruto: i knew someone else who wanted that. and he wanted to do it by giving everyone supernukes sasuke: ok. i wouldnt do that naruto: i knew someone else who wanted that. he wanted to cocoon everyone in eternal slumber sasuke: who the fuck are your new friends

watched enough youtube videos this week to make me search for this one from the archives

art trade for @digipuri.bsky.social #digimon

i hate to keep posting it but like, just paid for flight costs, now searching for an apartment while applying for a job, just absolutely anything helps. I can afford it all but like fuck i have spent so much of my savings and have lost so much extra money cause of this paypal.me/crimsonair

The Overton window keeps sliding.

Utility bills are coming out mad high and I am going to need a lot of help clearing those while still waiting on invoices to get paid out

gacha games outlived the AAA industry 😭

I was about to pose a hypothetical scenario that opened with "imagine being a cishet dude", and then I remembered what the demographics of this blog's followership look like.

i don't like asking for money, but.... tomorrow's forecast is ~101f/38c, and my apartment *right now* is ~33c/~92f we need a fucking AC yesterday; both me and my nesting partner are *dying* in this heat

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

some amazing things happening over on threads — ever since they “shut down CERN”

sinew III

#上伊那ぼたん #上伊那牡丹

おめでとう㊗️🎈🎉 #わたたべウォッチパーティ #watatabe #わたたべ #ThisMonsterWantstoEatMe #八百歳比名子生誕祭2026

🀙🀙🀙🀚🀛🀜🀝🀞🀟🀠🀡🀡🀡 🀡

My students are always learning my six sacred techniques then trying to use them against me in battle. Obviously I'm going to use the secret seventh technique to defeat them. Every day with this.

"hey we not-so-sneakily introduced dynamic pricing into our digital store also we're discontinuing Literally All Physical Products and also also you can't even buy the old stuff digitally anymore" thats awesome i think we should kill the sony computer entertainment corporation

Posting this here after much mulling Paypal limited me which was the last straw for everything. The mess she left me with has been catching up to me. I have a hard time recovering from what happened last Feb. I can't open comms bc of PayPal and that I have a queue from Feb I need to finish. (1)

gundam pilot bonjour salut: you can't make that your name. gundam pilot watchdbz forfreeonline: there's a guy here named docking orgy, why the hell can't i use this name. bonjour salut, looking behind him: toei lawyers holding metal pipes around corner: bonjour salut: you just can't.

Nine eleven the tower man....

Godot’s new AI policy is here. the TL;DR: all code must human authored.

Jam Kuradoberi - Guilty Gear 🐰 #GuiltyGear #GGST_Jam

(hundred line) hey whats up guys I made a V'ehxshou animatic #EDENART26

Aalto

こういうのも見たい

Sony in 2020: We're making 12 service games canceled canceled canceled canceled canceled helldivers 2 canceled canceled concord canceled canceled fairgames$

idc if the SOUL is fucking gaster and toby enters his hack era 'bangin' sermon my man' came from Kris

regardless of where deltarune goes I'm gonna knife fight over my stance of 'all dialogue choices are composed of things kris is already considering saying'

Mood of the day: Honkimg back at the Geese in the park

one of the smaller but more absurd fronts in online censorship is how many places ban hypnosis content just in case magic is real and users become permanently bimboified

an old TGAA comic i forgot i made

The entire internet

Report: That’s Enough Soccer For Now https://theonion.com/report-thats-enough-soccer-for-now/

vampires are funny. one of the most mixed metaphors in horror. the only traditional vampire constant is being european

when the fan response to this happening is so overwhelmingly positive you canonize the FeMC and make her a raging lesbian

Screw magic, screw one piece, screw pokemon, in 2026 we're all in on the Clive Barker's Imajica CCG

in light of the "give trans women money" thing; i'm at $87/$200 of what i need to fix my computer :) if we can get this done before pride month ends, i would be so happy <3