#LinkedIn is a symptom of the disease. It's a roadsign in the dystopia

I work for a major hospital system in Massachusett(s) layoffs, mergers, and more layoffs coming this month so....

Don't put "dad" on my #LinkedIn Put "effectively transitioned roles from boyfriend to husband, driving personal and financial growth that produced one (1) satisfied mother and one (1) happy child."

Id love a figure of this Galvatron

You misspelled "12 year old girls", Congressman.

Let ‘Em Know just popping up in random places is my jam.

I consider this a push present from my husband @naclknight.blacksky.app . No more student loan payments. 💞💞💞

I wonder if i still have photos of that time i bought my wife that Velma cosplay. That outfit might as well have been lingerie

They're going to use AI to call you unnecessary. They're going to lay you off. They want you to starve. They want you despairing and desperate. Billionaires are the problem and they're not going to stop until we stop them.

it's horrifying enough what they're doing, but the speed they did it is almost equally horrifying. This happened in DAYS. Groups in Kansas are organizing to fight this and help people, but they proposed and passed the bill alone in one day. The letter gave THREE DAYS warning at MOST.

It seems all Kansas-issued trans drivers' licenses are invalid, effective tomorrow It is now illegal for trans people to drive a car until they surrender their license at a DMV (that most will need to drive to) and have it reissued with the wrong gender marker This was never about woman's sports

Shermie yay #kof #kingoffighters #snk

How else do you keep safe when the weather outside is brick?

I know I keep linking books but a friend wrote the foreword and it really had me clock some shit I do

If you'd wear Meta glasses you'd wear a wire.

A Knight of the Five Boroughs

Side bar: people were going into stores opening inc cream containers and were licking them. More people should’ve got beat up for that

Casey Means’ Surgeon General confirmation hearing is tomorrow. Means holds a number of extremely disturbing views, including that hormonal birth control is “disrespect for life”. She isn’t a “fringe” or “alternative” healthcare provider. She is a person who blithely ignores scientific facts.

Shame on anyone who told women they were silly to worry that, post-Dobbs, birth control would be next.

Girl, anyways…. SUPPORT TEAM USA WOMENS HOCKEY! They won gold, made history with an African American player, have ALL their teeth and common sense!

All-time top 10 meme.

“Well someone needs to do something about the homeless.” Yes. We should house them.

Pictures you can hear No. 8271:

Allowing the least cool people in America to think they matter to real culture is one of the biggest reasons you can't trust the media. Bill Maher is pitching to like 8 people but the execs who make shows agree with him so he gets a show. Epstein Class shit.

Yall there was a brawl at Clarissa Shiels' weigh in 😭

Wait, what? He was officiating gay weddings last time i checked.

*screams*

We need to have a convseration about how the FOX X-Men movies and Wolverine and the X-Men show tanked Cyclops's PR

Trans people for the past decade: This isn't actually about sports or ensuing there's appropriate screening before someone starts medically transitioning. The goal is to effectively criminalize the existence of all trans people. Very Reasonable Journalists: You're crazy

I think i would like to pay someone to draw Kermit Thee Frog and Missy Piggy as Scott Summers and Emma Frost #Muppets #XMen #Commission *adjusts visor* "Good Grief" *bzzzzt*

fitness

Falafel makes me irrationally upset. No way you served me fried herb granola meatballs over yogurt and calling it cuisine. FOH

Some shit feels like buying it used or from pawn shops is in poor taste... Like copping a cheap wedding ring? Understandable. Coping a USED wedding ring? That feels like it comes preloaded with bad vibes and extra undesired energy. I'm wondering which category a gun cabinet falls into...

"If you seized all Elon's wealth it'd only be like $2,000 per American." Do you know what a $2,000 'Fuck Elon' stimulus check would do for people and the country economically, emotionally and morally?

I could see if you said the 2004 pistons, where Shaq was getting out rebounded by 6'8 Ben Wallace, I hate the Celtics like the flu but calling the 08 Celtics role role players is wild.

Shoulda never been in jail in the first damn place! Abolish prisons!

Strawpage anon cooked with this idea ngl

Relegate the Angels

I appreciate the cynicism of all my people clocking this as broke nigga behavior

Recession indicator

Realizing a lot of folks don't understand that an LLM is already scanning everything because Bluesky uses one and has for more than a year. 🧍🏾 Seems like there's an education opportunity here.

I need people to understand that "AI" used in moderation isn't necessarily the "AI" of ChatGPT + friends or synthetic text extruding machines, or LLMs. There's stuff lumped under "AI", as the term is a marketing term, that is actually useful and important for flagging stuff on social media.

1) Fuck no 2) What hype? Neither has been relevant in MMA for a decade + 3) Limiting my expectations based on the implications of point 2, still, fuck no. #MMA

Phil had no right to GO ALL THE WAY IN on the Tarzan soundtrack like he did. He had a point to prove.

There really should be more public ridicule and scorn for those people. They're a clown show, anyway...

Interviewer: "When you look at today's numbers, what do they tell us about the effectiveness of Donald Trump's tariffs." Me, very serious economist: "Hahahahahahahahahahaha.... hahahahahahahaha.... hahahahahahahahahaha... oh, wow." Sometimes all you can do is laugh at the absurdity of it all.