Please I'm begging

An omen, an omen, send for the javamancer at once

Why isn't noon at 1:00. Shouldn't the 12th hour of the morning be in the morning

Yeah bro you gotta read this book, it's called uhhhh, The Protocols of the Elder Queers of something or other

The Liberal Project spans centuries and is larger than any one country! The fight for individual liberties and true social virtue is not lost we have to reclaim our Truth!!!!

Incredible image. Also incredible that the vast majority of white Christians in this country align with the men in camo.

THE HYPOCRISY IS THE POINT!!

It keeps happening 😅

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

This sort of ties into another idea I’ve been kicking around, that if I was an actual theorist I’d take a shot at writing up coherently: we have freedom of the id, when we need freedom of the superego. We live in the tyranny of revealed preferences, totally disregarding expressed ones as legitimate.

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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Bowser: "I think I speak for all Americans -- we don't believe it's legal to use the American military against American citizens on American soil."

🧵🧵🧵 In this thread, I lay out more than a dozen facts about Trump and his child-molester friends Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. I challenge you to read the whole thread and then decide what the odds are that Trump did not abuse girls or tolerate his pals Epstein and Maxwell doing so.

RIP to a true legend

After 130 years, Cambridge #scholars have decoded a Chaucerian mystery – the frequently referenced Song of Wade was not a monster-filled epic but a chivalric romance. Drs James Wade and @sebfalk.com from‬ @girtoncollege.bsky.social reveal all: www.cam.ac.uk/stories/song... #Latin #English

Yeah the video is cool and all, but anyone who was on the Internet in the aughts knows that it should really have a horrible jump scare 25 seconds in

The things I do for love

Is this a recognized phenomenon...?

Freddie Mercury as an 1820s bargeman be like "Flat-bottomed boats, you make the rockin' world go round"

The bare minimum for the 2028 candidate: - Pack the Court - bring back J6 and docs cases (they were dismissed without prejudice!) - Bribe takers and bribe makers jailed - DHS abolished This is the Wide Awakes minimum. You can quibble about timing and sequencing, but these have to happen.

1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar 2025: ohhh ok

Now more than ever.

Happy independence day to everyone who didn't just kick a bunch of people off Medicaid to fund the secret police

As the poem goes, First they came for the democratic socialists And I went on NewsMax to say, "Mr. Hitler may not be right about everything, but..."

Spending thirty befuddled seconds parsing this as "school policies of Chicago" instead of "policies of the Chicago School"

Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav- Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos* Millennials: no wait The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*

You do really have to love a good apolitical crank. So many weirdos have been subsumed into the QAnon-ish sphere these days that pure kookery is a breath of fresh air.

Pretty good turnout for the suburbs #NoKings

Me as a kid reading Dune: I don’t get why their whole society is built around the eradication of A.I., seems like they’re wasting a lot of tech Me as an adult: oh that’s why

A year or so ago I worked at the pizza store Guy with some Provel came raging through the place Put it onto all the pizzas I shoved them in my face

the people putting themselves on the line to run off these thugs truly are the best of us

Amazing achievement here tbh

ever wondered about what ranking officers in the us civil war were like? good news. there's not that many types of them. here you go

The Chicago Sun-Times books are actually real books in the nation of Uqbar that take place in Tlön, that's all.

I wear my lizard suit to the castle It's so hard to get noticed in Transylvania @themountaingoats.bsky.social

I'm having wicked dreams of doing Vatican Three Put liberation into my theology Won't make the tradcaths proud, they're gonna make a scene The sedevacantists, you know they're gonna scream WOKE MARXIST POPE

I wake up and discover that habemus papam, and OH my that is an interesting (complimentary) choice that I absolutely never would have predicted

It is a brutal time for young men. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire.

May the fourth be with you, Illinois.

I'll probably always worry about capitalism using AI to make life worse, but everything I see about "vibe coding" reassures me that there will continue to be demand for those of us who actually know how to program.

The average European has three friends

My family found a home here after fleeing the pogroms in Ukraine. This country accepted us as refugees when we had nothing except the shirts on our backs. We've seen what can happen when we don't speak up about the dangers — it's time to raise the alarm now.

Dear god let this man cook.

I had some clever line here about how we should all aspire to the expression on the chained model's face but then I looked up the artist's work and he rules so just go look and read. www.nearbycafe.com/artandphoto/...