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Pelicans-Kings Game Ends After Neither Team Able To Recover Tipoff https://theonion.com/pelicans-kings-game-ends-after-neither-team-able-to-recover-tipoff/

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whenever they call houston on the artemis II launch live stream

Heartbreaking: we just sent a rocket into outerspace and Pat McAfee wasn't strapped to it

in light of the houston comets coming back the Houston Rockets have announced that the Dunkstronaut is a trans woman

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Let the world know, NOBODY comes back from 18 down in the 4th quarter twice in the same season vs your Houston Rockets!

Have gone this entire game never feeling the #Rockets lead was in any real danger. What a weird sensation. Been a while

Rockets have been so good the last two games, I don't really know what to do it with myself. What is this feeling!?!

#Rockets and #Astros both putting in WORK right now. This is the life

The fact that Kevin Durant at this stage of his career has played the second-most minutes in the NBA this season is the most impressive part of his year. Wild he can still be at this level while doing it this often.

Amen Thompson. DPOY.

Ime Udoka stood at halfcourt for almost the entire quarter. As engaged as I've ever seen him. Loudly encouraging his guys, who just had maybe their best quarter of the entire season

About that time, #Rockets fans! The game is starting, and so is Tari.

another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"

This really is an encapsulation of what being an American is: experiencing something needlessly cruel and profoundly stupid while propaganda you can’t turn off blares about how free and lucky you are

Jabari Shooting Splits: In 🚀 39 wins: 50.5% FG 41% 3pt In 🚀 26 losses: 39% FG 30.2% 3pt - Pre All-Star ➡️ 43.7% FG | 35.8% 3pt Post All-Star ➡️ 53.5% FG | 38.7% 3pt - vs. East Conf ➡️ 48.9% FG | 38.3% 3pt vs. West Conf ➡️ 43.9% FG | 35.4% 3pt

Astros GOOO!!! ⚾️

While NBA social was hating some of us were watching greatness

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until they do right by houston, everything the titans think about is gonna crumble.

Come here Jalen Green you sexy little muffin

Jalen Green sucking me back in again

Jabari smith is expecting a baby with his girl congrats to the couple

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Bam Adebayo scoring 83 is a distraction from what REALLY matters: Cam Payne going 8-8 from downtown tonight

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good morning

They’re the Rockets kryptonite

I am so sick of Ime Udoka

“Who…who are—what do you want from me?” said the visibly trembling 15-time all-star, who nervously backed away from the tiny novelty doppelgänger as it stared in unblinking silence, its head nodding in a slow, chilling rhythm.

While LJ Cryer has yet to see significant NBA minutes, he’s been dominant in the G League. 21.7ppg, 6.1apg, 3.8rpg on .467/.449/.892 (2.5 AST/TO and 10.3 3PA) His shooting has translated flawlessly and he’s made significant strides as an on-ball creator over the season.

Draymond guarding Durant? This should be fun.

About that time, #Rockets fans! Nothing like guys coming back to hand the Warriors a beat down. I may have been a bit behind on my Blueskying, but the feed never left: bsky.app/profile/did:...

another great SVU Jersey Moment was isaiah thomas, who played 15 career games with the cavs, going to new york and presenting a rescued girl with a cavs jersey commemorating the year of her kidnapping

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Why don’t we have a WNBA team? Why no NHL team? Houston is a huge city. We put a man on the moon. This isn’t Seattle or some shit—this is a real ass city with culture and class. Suburbs like Pasadena and Baytown, big and beautiful part of the world.

Target for Jabari’s return is back in Houston on 3/5 vs. GSW. Reed Sheppard starts in his place

(whispers ...) (.. prime Clint Capela was way tf better than Ayton )

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R3333333333D SHEPPARD BITCHES #Rockets

Congrats to Kevin Durant of the Rockets on becoming the 6th player in NBA history to reach 32,000 career points!