maybe the first time that i can recall just wanting a rockets season to come to an end, to save all of us the misery.

That first half was disgusting

amen thompson should train with shaolin monks like wemby did

“remember that time the rockets missed 27 consecutive threes? hold our beer”

Felt so good to finally post this. It's been too long. #Rockets

All you gotta do is win Game 5. If you can just get it back to Houston for a Game 6, so many chaotic variables are in play. Pressure on LA rises. Luka might return, but KD might, too. Ton of variance in there, relative to typical series formulas. Just find some way to win Game 5.

Receiving word that the shooter is Ime Udoka of Houston, Texas

Yeah stuff like this famously works well

the ime udoka quotes are killing me cause getting players to grow up and teach them how not to make dumb mistakes is literally the job of the coach lol

it's so crazy that in 2026 you can still watch LeBron destroy your favorite basketball team

#Rockets and #Astros teaming up on the Houston Sports fandom right now

this game is so damn fun #umamusume

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Pelicans-Kings Game Ends After Neither Team Able To Recover Tipoff https://theonion.com/pelicans-kings-game-ends-after-neither-team-able-to-recover-tipoff/

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whenever they call houston on the artemis II launch live stream

Heartbreaking: we just sent a rocket into outerspace and Pat McAfee wasn't strapped to it

in light of the houston comets coming back the Houston Rockets have announced that the Dunkstronaut is a trans woman

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Let the world know, NOBODY comes back from 18 down in the 4th quarter twice in the same season vs your Houston Rockets!

Have gone this entire game never feeling the #Rockets lead was in any real danger. What a weird sensation. Been a while

Rockets have been so good the last two games, I don't really know what to do it with myself. What is this feeling!?!

#Rockets and #Astros both putting in WORK right now. This is the life

The fact that Kevin Durant at this stage of his career has played the second-most minutes in the NBA this season is the most impressive part of his year. Wild he can still be at this level while doing it this often.

Amen Thompson. DPOY.

Ime Udoka stood at halfcourt for almost the entire quarter. As engaged as I've ever seen him. Loudly encouraging his guys, who just had maybe their best quarter of the entire season

About that time, #Rockets fans! The game is starting, and so is Tari.

another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"

This really is an encapsulation of what being an American is: experiencing something needlessly cruel and profoundly stupid while propaganda you can’t turn off blares about how free and lucky you are

Jabari Shooting Splits: In 🚀 39 wins: 50.5% FG 41% 3pt In 🚀 26 losses: 39% FG 30.2% 3pt - Pre All-Star ➡️ 43.7% FG | 35.8% 3pt Post All-Star ➡️ 53.5% FG | 38.7% 3pt - vs. East Conf ➡️ 48.9% FG | 38.3% 3pt vs. West Conf ➡️ 43.9% FG | 35.4% 3pt

Astros GOOO!!! ⚾️

While NBA social was hating some of us were watching greatness

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until they do right by houston, everything the titans think about is gonna crumble.

Come here Jalen Green you sexy little muffin

Jalen Green sucking me back in again

Jabari smith is expecting a baby with his girl congrats to the couple

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Bam Adebayo scoring 83 is a distraction from what REALLY matters: Cam Payne going 8-8 from downtown tonight

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good morning

They’re the Rockets kryptonite

I am so sick of Ime Udoka