Ken Burns please make a 12 hour long documentary about the Astros cheating scandal. Hurry before Fiers gets locked up for his proclivities

I’ve seen the Corona lighted palm tree commercial and the Hershey’s kisses bell ringing ad. All that’s left is the Happy Honda Days lady and then it will officially be Christmas time

What the hell is this shit?

If you’re going to be involved in Philly sports talk this week I recommend getting life insurance

I didn’t vote for OT in a shitty MNF game

Loose fitting boxers have more ball control than these two teams

Aikman thinks every coach on every team’s staff is the best coach in the league. Like he’s their agent or something

Herbert is on the Philip Rivers career path. 2nd tier QB who never wins anything

Mad Men is pretty popular so I decided to check it out. I hated the first episode so much that now I’m mad at every Mad Men gif and meme

If I dropped a pass that effectively ended my team’s season I’m headed straight to the medical tent. Y’all ain’t fixing to point all them cameras my way to shame me on the bench

Lotta empty seats at Arrowhead

Pitre put the guardian cap on and turned into a missile

Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her PHD

2 games in a row where we’re left scratching our heads at play calling headed into the half

Hahahaha. Fuck off, Butker

I can already tell this game is gonna piss me off

Announcing the CFP teams and baseball HOF inductees on the same day is nefarious behavior

Nobody does passive-aggressiveness like the Catholics

An investigation found he had PEDs delivered to his house and when confronted with that evidence he blamed everything on his wife. I hope that shitstain never gets in

Really saying something when Trump is the most normal looking person in a photograph

Snow games almost always result in bad football but still highly entertaining. Chop your feet, WR! Don’t slip and fall down, fat guy!

I’m a UT fan getting highly annoyed with other UT fans who insist college football has been ruined forever because a 3 loss team with a tough schedule didn’t make the playoff

That postgame interview should disqualify Mendoza from Heisman contention

College QBs make really dumb decisions when time’s running out

There should be a rule that if you are a Known Sports Poster you can say things like “holy fucking shit” with zero context but if you are primarily a Known Politics Poster that gets you like a two day ban

Oh dear

Gus might have a heart attack calling this game

I refuse to believe the state of Indiana is good at anything. Buckeyes by 2 TDs

Death by Lightning was very good. Michael Shannon is again great but Tom from Succession should be on the Emmy short list. He was acting his ass off

I’m not waking up early on a Saturday morning to watch the Mormons play the Wind People

Meanwhile, the Astros medical staff are still using leeches

UNT is playing neither mean nor green

It’s pretty cool that Kevin Durant is on my favorite basketball team again

They’re throwing snowballs at the punter in the Fun Belt Championship Game

The DC pipe bomber was a 2020 election denier? This is a shocking development

Oh shit that Elsbeth show did an episode about Belichick and his girlfriend before Law & Order had a chance to

Not the point here, but if you’re smuggling drugs in a speedboat you don’t have 11 guys on the boat. Less weight = more drugs

I bet it’s stressful after you play in an NFL game when you have to search around on the field for your friends from the opposing team to dap up

Have they never seen the movies they’re constantly trying to compare themselves to? Did they root for Thanos in the Marvel movies?

There are way too many review stoppages in NBA games. I was wrong, I’m sorry

Restaurants, car washes, construction sites etc. shutting down. Tourism taking a beating. I don’t understand how they think this helps them politically

Toyota Center might get rained in again

After the 2022 WS, they published this book in celebration. It was gifted to me that Christmas autographed by an Astros beat writer

Do you think the Germans called it “Nazi Derangement Syndrome”?

We all watched Silicon Valley on HBO and some people thought after viewing that we should hand the keys to our country’s future over to these people

Nothing will ever make you feel smarter than Celebrity Jeopardy

Shockingly, the latest episode of Landman had no landman stuff. It does accurately portray what it’s like to be a bartender though

Lol. No.