Curling might be watchable if it didn’t have all that goddamn yelling

Last year I traveled all the way to rural Vietnam to officiate a friend's wedding. It was a beautiful ceremony that mixed cultures and language, and was a celebration of the best of humanity. He just sent me this post and said "this is how you lost the war."

I like SVP. He is a terrible interviewer. Sideline reporters have more interesting questions and half of them are morons

Big night for white guys that know enough Spanglish to facilitate a transaction with tamale ladies. 🙋🏻‍♂️

We’ll help you find your lost dog if you’ll let us spy on your neighbors

Fake news

Boston Baked Beans

The real Super Bowl happened 2 weeks ago

Did y’all watch the Super Bowl Safe Space Halftime show starring Kid Rock?

Second year in a row I didn’t understand anything that was said at halftime and immensely enjoyed it

Everyone involved in that Dunkin commercial should be deported to Antarctica

Ryan Gosling loves to be in space movies

Drake getting beat up at halftime again this year

Vrabel is a vibes coach and a good one, but he ain’t winning a chess match

“What if we brought out some past Super Bowl winners in lettermen jackets for no apparent reason right at the end of American Idiot?” is a pitch that somebody thought was a great idea

Cris Collinsworth: Now here’s a band…

Do I have to watch all the other Super Bowls first before I watch the new one?

New Joffrey just dropped

Ime might murder somebody at halftime

In a now distant political climate on a different platform, we all knew Nick was a troll with some funny over the top tweets. And then the president nominated him as ambassador to Malaysia, a very important trading partner which he’s been twisting in the wind without being confirmed since July ‘25

Watching this tech/KU game knowing I don’t trust Sean Miller

If only there were some historical example of a rogue government attacking a Fort in the Southeast and how that ended up for them

My Czech side came over around the turn of the 20th century because they were basically serfs and could see that shit was about to pop off over there

He’s really trotting out the “Just guys being dudes” defense

Sure seems like how Bari goes, the Rockets go. Not ideal

Reminder that they didn’t have to go this hard on Old Hippie, but they did

I’ve never agreed with Roger Goodell’s comments on anything

Y’all think groundhogs taste like pork? I’m not saying I would but I’m wondering about it

They’re losing safe districts. They’ll need do escalate now

It’s sadly a truth that in this country no real change can happen unless you piss off enough white people. As soon as we realize this shit is about to materialize on our doorstep is when we shut all that shit down

Skinny and confused Charles Barkley is right. This team needs a ball-handler

This was a Trump +17 district. I cannot overstate how red Tarrant County is. People are fucking pissed off with all this bullshit

What government official do I need to write a sternly worded letter to so Ime stops letting Amen bring the ball up the court?

sports app

It must be so weird to be a Mavs fan. You traded a generational white boy for a dude with one eyebrow who’s always hurt and then drafted the next generational white boy and y’all still trash

I was just trying to watch the Rockets game and was interrupted by a drug commercial for a drug you can take to help you get off of drugs. Potential side effects include DEATH

Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university. (I went to TDCU) 1. Self defense 2. Self defense 3. Cooking with Ramen 4. Self defense 5. washing clothes in the sink 101

Big night for white guys in the league

Five jobs I’ve had: Shrimp boat deckhand Acme Brick forklift operator House painter Oil & Gas asshole Bartender

When the comically corrupt former head of FIFA says that your government is corrupt then I think this is a case when we should listen to the experts

They’re passing it when they’re in the lane to another guy that’s in the lane to try to finish against a 10 foot tall slender man that’s also in the lane. Annoying

They’re giving up layups late in the 4th. This is over

Alpi got the ankle re-wrapped. That’ll work for tonight but that shit’s gonna hurt like hell tomorrow

Shepp’s gotta get his feet set off the pick on those threes. Nobody’s consistently gonna knock that down with all of their momentum flowing from one side of another

Amen put the “peace be with you” on ol’ boy’s head

I don’t trust skinny Charles Barkley. He’s up to something

San Antonio is a military base with a handful of good Mexican restaurants that are nowhere near the river walk