my package wasn't at my old address and I stupidly forgot to at least bring paper and pen to leave a note but I did make eye contact with a squirrel

www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/... this makes me not want to use any trail where horses are allowed, they're allowed to leave poop wherever they want AND you have to come to a complete stop if one shows up?

I guess I'm running 8 miles tomorrow to my old apartment and back because a package was sent there by accident and usps mail forwarding is a lie

if a capstone project had been required for me to graduate high school I would have dropped out, dumbest idea anyone's ever had

congrats to my parents on once again not sharing what they want for Christmas until after Black Friday sales are over, I love paying full price for things and having to worry about whether they'll arrive in time

idk I just thought a book called a dog in Georgia with dogs on the cover would be more about dogs and less about Russian/georgian history. the history part is interesting to learn about but not when I expected dogs!

me when a storm isn't going to give me snow after I've spent six months saying summer is way better than winter and snow is annoying

sorry I can't work anymore ever, le chat is digging right outside my window and that's far more interesting

so this just asks "if 87% of exec work can be replaced by AI, are execs themselves the least worthwhile part of any business?" or maybe I'm reading it wrong because I'm not a CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY

Wesley is under the couch

We need to have a conversation about how "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" is an order of magnitude more fucked up than "Baby It's Cold Outside" imho and BICO isn't even really fucked up

Autolabelling service that tells you if a poster needs a wellness check or if they are watching sport

everyone in the grocery store is walking around like not only do they have nothing else to do today, they have nothing else to do ever for the rest of their lives and if I don't escape soon I'm going to shoplift bleach and drink it

maybe it's unfair to look at them with the same level of disgust as if they've done a hate crime over it but the people in my building are so fucking lazy about opening doors for themselves

a lot of apps now, fb and ig and discord included, seem to give me notifications that someone has sent me a message that I then can't find unless I happen to see it at that exact moment

I am thankful that three different golden retrievers have licked my whole face this week

You spelled “My heart goes out to the National Guardsmen and their families” wrong.

If people actually liked thanksgiving food they'd eat it more than once a year

I am thankful that this bare limbs weather came on the afternoon of thanksgiving eve when I don't have to work but my indoor holiday obligations haven't started yet

62 DEGREES

Oh, to have good enough transit service that this would even be possible cc @ljs.bsky.social

So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.

brought my latest marathon medal home to my cat

"have you taken the Philly subway before?" "ages ago but yes" "so you know it smells like pee" "yeah but so do I so it's fine"

I have made several minor errors and omg I just want to do the marathon in my own city

Merriam-Webster needs to add "to go birds" as a verb in their English dictionary.

no one has said go birds in my presence yet which is very disappointing, I want to experience the local culture

can't believe terminal e is shiny and new but I still had to go to terminal c for dunkin. wtf is peets?

the Atlantic says America is becoming more like Saudi Arabia which of course is just what I've always wanted as a woman

United Talent Agency has signed literal type of cheese Parmigiano Reggiano to its roster with the goal of finding product-placement opportunities for the brand in film and TV www.vulture.com/article/parm...?

"get on vpn" really shouldn't be a task that takes long enough to feel like I need to write it down under work tasks in my planner and yet

today I blocked some people for not wanting to do every woman's marathon because milk sponsors it and they don't like milk. who cares?? you're not forced to drink it while there. deranged thing to be mad about

every year we get raises later but the year end review is due earlier (always before the year is... you know... over)

Today’s pick from Library Graphic Designer Kate Edrington is a 1940 volume entitled “How to Draw Birds.” Before Pinterest and Youtube tutorials, there were still ways to learn to draw your favorite things! Visit us to take a look at the entire book.

gonna always pronounce AI like ayyyyyyyyyy now

I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.

At what point does this person figure it out? Are they even a person? Or a bot?

I liked this mgk fellow's halftime show a lot!

Wesley had some beef and now he wants more beef asap

what are these

leaving for work in the morning, blissfully unaware that your cat is about to ruin your fucking life with this

Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels

if you're told you need to pay $15000 for someone to remove a virus from your computer and think that's reasonable, you deserve to be the victim of that scam because why would you not just buy a new computer

When you don't have time for the full freakout

I thought finishing a book would inspire and motivate me to organize the closet but no I still have no idea what to do with a walk in closet when almost none of my clothes are things it makes any sense to hang

if a volunteer opportunity requires me to sign up by making a phone call I am not doing it. give me a website where I click on the days and times I can do. it's 2025.

Massachusetts Republicans are so cooked that they're trying to attack Michelle Wu for "wasting" taxpayer money by visiting Nova Scotia to pick up Boston’s annual Christmas tree. Now who's waging a War on Christmas, huh?

there should be a way to find out if my bags are acceptable on a frontier flight without me having to measure anything or think

November 10 is the only day gross weather like this pleases me