incredibly impressed at how well crafted titanium court is, this absolutely will end up on game of the year lists for anyone who gives it a go

Fear not, Patriots! If the “Iran War” doesn’t start moving his numbers in a positive direction, there’s always “Plan B." @theonion.com

no i'm not, if they charge 100x more for $0 i'm still spending $0

you’re gonna love my clowns

imagine if someone in power actually did something about this rather than just go “but he made gas prices high”

Watching my friend in a local wedding band play a bunch of covers and he sent me the set list for the second set and I can’t stop laughing

broken clock etc etc

Reading through these Epstein email nightmares is just giving me more reinforcement as to why CEOs love AI so much: they literally can’t write a 6 word sentence properly and would rather use a free robot than pay an executive assistant to do it for them. Also they’re mostly all sex pest pedophiles.

After the fact Bruins pictures thanks to @zaxxon25.bsky.social’s excellent spare seat I was allowed to sneak into

Time for wrasslin

I got four of the same email from the IRS, I assume it was to everyone who used direct file and are mad they’ll need to pay $50 to some lobbyist company like H&R or Intuit to file this year

anyway I hope I get some good fundraising texts this weekend

yet another morning I wake up as a citizen of the evil country

Got some perfectly normal bumper stickers at the Eugene Mirman show tonight

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Sudden pang of nostalgia when @senatorjohn.bsky.social played the @trashnightvideo.bsky.social bass theme song at the Shoresy Fall Classic this afternoon

greatly enjoyed seeing my favorite guitar cryptid appear in her natural habitat for the first time in quite a while tonight

so this just asks "if 87% of exec work can be replaced by AI, are execs themselves the least worthwhile part of any business?" or maybe I'm reading it wrong because I'm not a CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY

Can’t believe that Deep Cuts made a beer called Hot Dog Water after Bone Up refused for so long

Ah boy, I'm just so tired of all these Star Wars

democrats continue to be a waste, a feckless party of cowards

lol. lmao.

My Bluesky posts (non-union re-record)

watching baseball

new katamari is very good, I just wish it had more of the freestyle “just get bigger” levels rather than the themed items ones

A cruel joke from the room service here, I didn’t do anything to deserve this. C’mon man.

Saw a cool dude from the 1600s today

me after 9 Belgian beers walking into the frites shop at 1am

*james hetfield voice*

rip game pass, thanks for all the gaming

rip rock band, thanks for all the rocking

I finally got yet another government shutdown for my birthday hooray

The family restroom was closed at work for like a week and it reopened with some environmental storytelling

turns out the guy next to me during shudder to think I kept going “that guy looks like Thomas lennon” at was Thomas lennon. huh.

Fuck you Mike Love

same, friend

Scratching off another bucket list show by seeing Pulp tonight. Jarvis has intense theater kid energy, but also the complete inverse of Amanda Palmer theater kid energy. Completely owning awkward Stephen Merchant style dancing vs aggressive cocky shithead pretending suicide

time to go see supergrass and drink 27 beers in celebration

great, now I need to explain what a "groyper" is to a bunch of people now. the internet was a mistake

the people who mocked and made up shit about the attack on paul pelosi have thoughts about decorum and we should definitely take them very very seriously

"etsy witches" is a good band name, i'm sure someone immediately just snapped that up

looks like the awful church in Medford center is back to being unfathomably shitty yet again

Mark McGrath Vaudeville Interlude

it’s a rainy day so you know what that means: my dad is watching his favorite movie again

"this action platformer doesn't have a checkpoint system! enjoy your corpse run, ladies"

Has anything ever been stuck in your head for as long as you can remember? For the last 20 years, every time I make a sandwich with mayonnaise and mustard the words "Bye daddy, I'm dying" echoes through my head. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRnt...

is he dead yet

seems like a less than ideal view for the people in floor seats