hello!!!!!! it felt germane to check up on the here-quoted "thumbnail" of a "short term goal" (ever get so tilted u post like a project manager??) since some of you possess Life's Structure and prefer knowing about events before they occur:

Absolutely flabbergasted to report that we have somehow eaten a 24h timeout for—something? we streamed during the 30 minutes we were live. Incredible! 1. Should be back by tomorrow, so assume next month's stream, etc, is still on 2a. We gotta watch this specific movie together ASAP somehow (1/?)

hhhhhHowdy. Captain again. After some mild turbulence. Some solar radiation. Some snafus with the snack cart casters. We are cleared through the rest of the flight. In-flight entertainment preshow soon. Show in 30. URL in quote. As always. A pleasure to pilot for you. Belts on for the snack cart.

yyYello. Captain speaking. Our course to Parva Planum? Still on-schedule. As we exit Tharsis—seats on the right side?—lovely view of Olympus Mons. Just out the window. A reminder. The in-flight film? Tomorrow night—7:30PM—via www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi.... A can't-miss. Belts on for the snack cart.

Good [CDATE_TIMEOFDAY] [CPATIENT_NAME], Please note that your Psychic Filmwash procedure is beginning shortly. Failure to keep your appointment will result in [CTABLE_LOOKUP("penalty", "cinematic abdication")]. Directions to the videography center: www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi... Thank you, TNI

Good morning [CPATIENT_NAME], Your insurance has accepted your claim: "TO MUCH TOO THINK. ENOUGH" Your PCP recommends a Psychic Filmwash procedure this evening at: [7:30PM EST] Please arrive for your videography appointment, located at www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi..., at that time. Thank you, TNI

Ah, it's good to be back after all that "fifth Tuesday" nonsense. Yup, it'll be real nice to slip back into a normal, standard, regular-style movie. The kind you simply enj[GLINT OF SQUIRMING LIGHT IN YOUR PERIPHERAL VISION INSTANTLY UNNERVES YOU]oy Tonight @ 7:30EST www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi...

Ah, it's good to be back after all that "fifth Tuesday" nonsense. Yup, it'll be real nice to slip back into a normal, standard, regular-style movie. The kind you simply enj[GLINT OF SQUIRMING LIGHT IN YOUR PERIPHERAL VISION INSTANTLY UNNERVES YOU]oy Tonight @ 7:30EST www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi...

[FRANTICALLY GATHERING UP MY CGI PAPERS] Hurry-- hurry! There's no time, NO TIME LEFT AT ALL! THE CINEMAW APPROACHES--!!

Good day. Ive just finished my calculations—it seems Tonight might actually be the "twenty-9th" many speak of. Recall you the chaos inherent in chasing powerful sources of Fylm as these fifth Tuesdays? Tonight, then. 7:30EST. May we be blessed with a complete runtime. www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi...

STALWART SOULS... RECALL THAT WE YET SWIM IN THE UNSPACE BETWEEN TWO "FIFTH TUESDAYS".... ERGO..... NO FILM SHALL BE SUMMONED 'PON THIS NIGHT............ PERCHANCE WE SHALL SEE YOU ON THIS UPCOMING "FIFTH TUESDAY" INSTEAD.............................................?

Incredible. Impeccable. Would not have this incredibly blursed stream experience end any other way. Thank you all profusely for coming out tonight despite everything. We'll figure out a makeup stream in the future.

(a screech of balding tires in your driveway; a second note crammed hurriedly through your pet door; a parallel receding tire-peal; you notice this one also has a Hershey's Kiss taped on) "TONIGHT~ MILD TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES PREVENT US FROM BEGINNING BEFORE 8:00PM EST THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE"

Hm... no word about the Fifth Tuesday or its portentous leylines today... (sigh) I guess Trash Night must've f.... o-oh? What's this? In the foyer.... bandied about by the wind... a single rose? And—a note? Attached to its stem... "TONIGHT~ 7:30PM EST www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi... [LIPSTICK PRINT]"

Time. Space. Videotape. These three components exhibit a powerful resonance when brought together on leyline-resonant days; these are, traditionally, known as our "Third Tuesdays." However...recent archaeological work has uncovered ancient calendars from before man's memory. This carries portent.

hate to say it, but this whole last month has been ass sufficient to completely derail this months cyberstream - you know it's real when it's been SO ass that the post about it foregoes the Funny Layer out of spiritual exhaustion be good to each other, watch some stupid shit, see you in june 💪📼💜

If you have the means to help out the greatest movie theater on the planet, consider this an OFFICIAL EXHORTATION TOWARDS AID. More info and some Brattlelian donation incentives (!!!!) lie just beyond this URL........ brattlefilm.org/2025/04/17/f...

Due to, "Just Some Of, Life's Little Moment's", please allow 10-15 minutes for tonight's CyberStream to achieve full broadcast activation. Thank you

Have you seaked to answer the daring question, "What if I could open a web page site and experience the sensetion of being repeatedly clobbered about the skull with a soft mallet" Well, www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi... TONIGHT @ 7:30P<M "A Classic Film Of Cinema"

Reminder: For us European garbage movie enthusiasts, tonight's Trash Night will be an hour early at 00:30 CET because of US daylight savings. Set your alarms accordingly.

No kicky text obliquely describing an event here, as we have all been receiving the same sleep-rending visions at 3:33AM each night for two weeks, have all become thrall, and are all powerlessly observing our own bodies ambulating us to the same place: TONIGHT @7:30EST www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi...

[WAKIZASHI YOU BOUGHT AT THE MALL SUDDENLY CRACKLES WITH A HORRIBLE ENERGY AND, RENDING ITSELF FROM ITS 3D-PRINTED PLA WALL MOUNTS, EMBEDDING ITSELF TO THE HILT IN YOUR IKEA LACK, FLARING TO UNLIFE, WREATHED IN BLACK FLAME, SPEAKS]: Oh for sure TONIGHT 7:30EST www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi...

this assertion may be predictable considering its source, but i feel strongly about this: we have a social imperative, nay an emotional imperative, nay a SPIRITUAL imperative, to all watch the stupidest possible movie together ASAP tomorrow night at 7:30PM EST twitch.tv/trashnightvideo

this assertion may be predictable considering its source, but i feel strongly about this: we have a social imperative, nay an emotional imperative, nay a SPIRITUAL imperative, to all watch the stupidest possible movie together ASAP tomorrow night at 7:30PM EST twitch.tv/trashnightvideo

BREAKING: TRASH NIGHT POSTPONED DUE TO PEDESTRIAN HUMAN ILLNESS "This Fuckig Sucks" Proclaims Tiresomely Disease-Succumbable Meat-Based Host Since the next few Tuesdays are apparently "actual holidays": WE WILL RETURN JANUARY 2025 WITH A FULL HP/MP GAUGE happy holidays, trash cowpokes . . .

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ DaMovieEnjoyer ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙: ddue ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ DaMovieEnjoyer ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙: dude* ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ DaMovieEnjoyer ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙: its on now

[‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ DaMovieEnjoyer ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ Has Entered The Chat] ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ DaMovieEnjoyer ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙: hey ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ DaMovieEnjoyer ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙: tomorow is that thing again ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ DaMovieEnjoyer ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙: trash night or whatecer ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ DaMovieEnjoyer ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙: www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi... i think its at 7:30pm east coast

TONIGHT.........!!!!!!!!

A deep thrum emanates from just below your bedroom window. A passing car? A neighboring bassist? Or perchance......... perchance TWO neighboring bassists. No, no, it was..... ....it was movie-er than that.... TOMORROW NIGHT 7:30PM EST www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi... NOTE: SLIGHTLY SCARIER THAN USUAL

[BIG GUITAR CHORD] IT'S [BIGGER, NASTIER GUITAR CHORD] THAT [THREE STEREO-PANNED KAZOOS RUN THROUGH SEVERAL BIG MUFFS SOMEHOW COMBINING TO MAKE THE MOST DISGUSTING CHORD YOUVE EVER HEARD] TIME TRASH NIGHT CYBERSTREAM 7:30PM EST TONIGHT www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi...

ONCE AGAIN 🙄 wizard fight in my area became too elementally aspected and these a😖holes demagnetized my tapes 🤬 on hold with insurance now but we'll have to cancel this month's screening. 😞 deepest apologies, but they're saying "VHS is emphatically uninsurable" for some reason

guiding my telecraft through the reeds, i look for gaps in the vegetation into which to thrust my net and swirl it about, searching for cassettes... yes, the life of a video farmer is humble, but full of joy. come enjoy the harvest tomorrow at 7:30PM EST: www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi...

guiding my telecraft through the reeds, i look for gaps in the vegetation into which to thrust my net and swirl it about, searching for cassettes... yes, the life of a video farmer is humble, but full of joy. come enjoy the harvest tomorrow at 7:30PM EST: www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi...

[sounds of being inexorably drawn back in] [oh no they're really gross and sloppy for some reason]

YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SAFE. YOU BELIEVED YOUR SCHEDULE CLEAR. YOU WERE IDLY TOYING WITH AN EVENING DALLIANCE. BUT INSTEAD.... TONIGHT AT 7:30 EST.... YOU SHALL BE INEXORABLY DRAWN BACK..... BACK TO THAT ASININE VIRTUAL CINEMA www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi...

It's almost here. THE premiere Challenge of the year. WE'VE been training OUR eyeballs by looking at THREE MAGAZINES at ONCE for 72 HOURS. Will YOU last the full 91 minutes? Or will YOU wake up at the EMERGENCY optometrist? Only YOUR courage can decide. www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi...

STILL IMAGE CHALLENGE!!!!!! Can YOU view 131,040 still images in JUST 91 minutes??!?! Some say it's IMPOSSIBLE. Some say your eyes will EXPLODE if you try. This Tuesday. If you to be there. We will PROVE THEM WRONG!! 7:30PM EST. Tomorrow night. ONLY at www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi...

FIVE COLD FINGERS CLUTCH AT THE THROAT............. IT... IT HAS..... BEGUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! twitch.tv/trashnightvi...

Five sharp raps on the windowpane.... five indistinct shapes looming near the treeline....... five flames flickering up from five palms........ the rare and mystical Fifth Tuesday is almost upon us. Come, fifth one, and join us tomorrow at 7:30PM EST..... www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi...

Five sharp raps on the windowpane.... five indistinct shapes looming near the treeline....... five flames flickering up from five palms........ the rare and mystical Fifth Tuesday is almost upon us. Come, fifth one, and join us tomorrow at 7:30PM EST..... www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi...

~*~PROGRAMMING NOTE~*~ This month's CyberStream will be DELAYED UNTIL APRIL 30th: "THE FIFTH TUESDAY", due to - apparently "tax's" need to be "legally filed" once a year - money under mattress got super nasty - cant locate cybergoth CPA in my area THANK YOU.. SORRY.. SEE U ON "THE 5TH TUESDAY": 4/30

~*~PROGRAMMING NOTE~*~ This month's CyberStream will be DELAYED UNTIL APRIL 30th: "THE FIFTH TUESDAY", due to - apparently "tax's" need to be "legally filed" once a year - money under mattress got super nasty - cant locate cybergoth CPA in my area THANK YOU.. SORRY.. SEE U ON "THE 5TH TUESDAY": 4/30

Now time for movie presently here www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi...

Brain too ttired make good smocial media post. Film showing to you happen tonight -> 7:30 EST <- you come be there good happening times for all www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi... thank

SECRETS.... BECOMING REVEALED! HAPPENING RIGHT NOW! TUNE IN IMMEDIATELY! www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi...

Are YOU ready to "Handle The Reins Of Life's Steed"? Are YOU ready to enrich YOUR life and expand YOUR "Possibility's Horizon"? OUR "Existence Scientists" have discovered ONE simple method to hydrate YOUR future. Find out TOMORROW NIGHT ONLY at 7:30PM EST: www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi...

Are YOU ready to "Handle The Reins Of Life's Steed"? Are YOU ready to enrich YOUR life and expand YOUR "Possibility's Horizon"? OUR "Existence Scientists" have discovered ONE simple method to hydrate YOUR future. Find out TOMORROW NIGHT ONLY at 7:30PM EST: www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi...

Please excuse us as we power nap on the couch with our shoes on and regen our mana. Thank you as always for your time, attention and support.

🚨LIVE NOW🚨 www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi...

999,998…… 999,999………. a million! (hops ably off trash night branded military grade trampoline) and just in time for another month’s trash night cyberstream, tonight at 7:30PM EST! how felicitous! shall—(abruptly begins leg lift routine)—shall we perchance see you there? www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi...