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every day i become more like this guy

yyYello. Captain speaking. Our course to Parva Planum? Still on-schedule. As we exit Tharsis—seats on the right side?—lovely view of Olympus Mons. Just out the window. A reminder. The in-flight film? Tomorrow night—7:30PM—via www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi.... A can't-miss. Belts on for the snack cart.

Sad news that the creator of so many iconic and memorable film posters, Drew Struzan, has died: www.theguardian.com/film/2025/oc... #art #film #movies #posters #rip #design #advertising #marketing

Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.

RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

Good morning [CPATIENT_NAME], Your insurance has accepted your claim: "TO MUCH TOO THINK. ENOUGH" Your PCP recommends a Psychic Filmwash procedure this evening at: [7:30PM EST] Please arrive for your videography appointment, located at www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi..., at that time. Thank you, TNI

Ah, it's good to be back after all that "fifth Tuesday" nonsense. Yup, it'll be real nice to slip back into a normal, standard, regular-style movie. The kind you simply enj[GLINT OF SQUIRMING LIGHT IN YOUR PERIPHERAL VISION INSTANTLY UNNERVES YOU]oy Tonight @ 7:30EST www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi...

Good day. Ive just finished my calculations—it seems Tonight might actually be the "twenty-9th" many speak of. Recall you the chaos inherent in chasing powerful sources of Fylm as these fifth Tuesdays? Tonight, then. 7:30EST. May we be blessed with a complete runtime. www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi...

embarrassing myself

This is where I post from

Hm... no word about the Fifth Tuesday or its portentous leylines today... (sigh) I guess Trash Night must've f.... o-oh? What's this? In the foyer.... bandied about by the wind... a single rose? And—a note? Attached to its stem... "TONIGHT~ 7:30PM EST www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi... [LIPSTICK PRINT]"

🚨 All hell just broke loose at BGSRacing at the finish for the Street Stocks! It’s 2:37 long but just watch it. I lost it at the flying kick into the windshield. 🚨

The second Fifth Tuesday is on July 29th, conveniently the same listed date whether you use modern or ancient calendars. JULY'S CYBERSTREAM WILL BE HELD ON JULY 29TH. **Please note: This is a rescheduling of July's screening.**

The first Fifth Tuesday lands on June 31st, a date totally discarded by the modern Roman Calendar. To observe it, we will hold June's screening on - to use modern parlance - "July 1st." JUNE'S CYBERSTREAM WILL BE HELD ON JULY 1ST. **Please note: This is a rescheduling of tomorrow's screening.**

"To understand who is in control, observe who you are not allowed to criticize." -Voltaire

hate to say it, but this whole last month has been ass sufficient to completely derail this months cyberstream - you know it's real when it's been SO ass that the post about it foregoes the Funny Layer out of spiritual exhaustion be good to each other, watch some stupid shit, see you in june 💪📼💜

DEMOLITION MAN (1993)

This is one of the best ads I have ever seen and I can’t believe I missed it

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NOT MY FAULT - dashare.zone ADMIN

If you have the means to help out the greatest movie theater on the planet, consider this an OFFICIAL EXHORTATION TOWARDS AID. More info and some Brattlelian donation incentives (!!!!) lie just beyond this URL........ brattlefilm.org/2025/04/17/f...

Have you seaked to answer the daring question, "What if I could open a web page site and experience the sensetion of being repeatedly clobbered about the skull with a soft mallet" Well, www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi... TONIGHT @ 7:30P<M "A Classic Film Of Cinema"

It’s the stupid, economy.

However, the cone must remain vigilant, as predators may also be drawn to the watering hole.

Reminder: For us European garbage movie enthusiasts, tonight's Trash Night will be an hour early at 00:30 CET because of US daylight savings. Set your alarms accordingly.

JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful! ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time* GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?

[WAKIZASHI YOU BOUGHT AT THE MALL SUDDENLY CRACKLES WITH A HORRIBLE ENERGY AND, RENDING ITSELF FROM ITS 3D-PRINTED PLA WALL MOUNTS, EMBEDDING ITSELF TO THE HILT IN YOUR IKEA LACK, FLARING TO UNLIFE, WREATHED IN BLACK FLAME, SPEAKS]: Oh for sure TONIGHT 7:30EST www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi...

Today was all kinds of bad trash, so tomorrow's good kind of trash can't come soon enough.

once again thinking about this passage from David Lynch's book Catching the Big Fish

www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4... Amazing article. Racism, art history and analysis, astronomy, Isaac Newton, the Royal Society, slave revolutions. Just crazy stuff. I'm sure it'll be a book before long and I'll definitely read it.

After having been sent to IMDb jail for the crime of containing a link to @trashnightvideo.bsky.social on Twitch in its description, my dumb little fan list of all previous Trash Night episodes was released on bail after my lawyers appealed to the IMDb judges. www.imdb.com/list/ls56426... 👀

Hello Bluesky! Charmed. Looking forward to rarely ever post anything of import here, just like on those other social media platforms. But who knows? I might!