In the off chance you're not already tagged in one of the thosands of reposts @williambibbiani.bsky.social Perfect for your "retitle an episode" polls.

They used to make movies with scenes like this played as serious as a heart attack.

Working in an office a couple days a week really amps up my desire to mess with people. Today's thought: walk like I'm operated by tank control setup.

Happy anniversary to those who celebrate.

Oh my God, Becky, look at his balls. They're so big. He looks like one of those rap guys' boyfriends.

JK Rowling is now represented by a trans person in the Scottish parliament. Absolutely incredible.

Hell is full of Christians.

He's one of many people that also said putting Spider-Man in Civil War was critical to making it work, and as mich as I enjoyed him there (and how it continued the trend that Stark is terrible), he was absolutely not critical. So, I'm skeptical.

People just sitting around a room, large windows wide open on a clear, sunny day. The sounds of birds and a cool breeze putting everyone at peace. Melania, kicks in the door, charges in yelling, "I didn't know Epstein!" then runs away leaving everyone wondering how well she must have known Epstein.

Reminds me of one of my favorite fan reviews on IMDB. This is for an amazing movie called Space Sweepers. A film EXPLICITLY about how capitalism ruined the Earth, rich people suck, and it has a masc presenting robot that's saving money to buy a female android body so that they can be themself.

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Remember when corps of gov officials were messing with the US economy and blaming it all on Biden. Between tarrifs and Iran, it's like Trump is trying to show them how to do it right.

Amazing things happening on my Google landing page. I particularly enjoy the "Find Out" headline being from an outlet named Consequence.

Given how many accusations lobbed at Dems that Republicans are then caught doing, any day now I expect the discovery of a secret enclave of white Rs eating cats and dogs by the truck load.

On a work zoom meeting, dude bro shows some shit AI image he made: "AI is rad. Copilot is legit." Moments later: "paraphrasing JFK, we don't do it cause it's easy, we do it because it's hard." Exhausting, dumb shit.

Finally watching Rockulla to finally appease the voice of @williambibbiani.bsky.social in my head that says "Yay!" when I see it, and a sad "Aww" when I scroll past it.

How will you enter 2026? Me:

The Dunning-Kruger Effect and the Streisand Effect, when merged, become the Bari Weiss Effect

To wildly over simplify things: If someone made $1 million a year and was taxed 50%, they would still make around $1,300 a DAY! Not weekdays. EVERY day. I don't know a single person who wouldn't find that completely life changing. And by today's standards of rich, $1 mil is nothing.

Fun fact: that (prop) gun is pointed right at my nose.

If you see this, post a Comics cover you love.

I just saw an ad for Jurassic World: Rebirth that included the phrase "bring it home," but it was an ad for it streaming on Peacock, not for a physical release, and now I need to punch something.

Elon rushing development of his robots so he can upload Grok into one and it can finally suck his dick for real.

One thing fun about the evil and failures of both parties is watching it slowly get people that I know who are centrists and maybe right of center to start moving their ideals WAY left.

Adjustable difficulty at any time for which there is no "bad/different ending" penalty.

The magic that occurred as thousands of people had the exact same mental image. Sometimes a flower grows out of a piece of shit.

Shit like this is why I spent way too much of my adult life thinking I was a Republican (as I foolishly operated under the assumption that politics was a binary)

Satan looking at Dick with a knowing smirk before telling him.

Remember just a few years ago when some crypto bros bought a copy of the film Bible to Jodorowsky's Dune, essentially an art book, for over $3 mil, and thought they bought the rights to Dune as a whole.

just....enjoy this

Booker has devolved so much into sounding like he's never watched wrestling before. That or just making noise. #NXT

It's still wild to me that every single AI commercial I see either shows it doing exactly what any internet search already did, or shows entirely incompetent people using it to do a job they're clearly unqualified for.

Why did my brain immediately know, just from how the movie looks, that this was made by the same guy that made Hell Comes to Frogtown and the Rollerblade Seven. I have a profoundly broken brain.

Oh.

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Ultraman! No!

Back in my day, I walked up hill to and from school everyday. Life was hard at Penrose High.

For those of you that enjoyed Mr. Terrific's appearance in Superman, and loved the Fantastic Four, I have some good news for you! In 2018, while Marvel wasn't publishing an FF title, DC went ahead and made their own cosmic adventuring comic called The Terrifics. And it is a blast!

On a work meeting and the Big, Beautiful Bill was just mentioned, and I still cannot believe that's its real name.

A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.

The last scene of "Cleaner" is the most shocking ending of a movie that I've seen in years. This is not a good thing.

The amount of movies I check out because either @witneyseibold.bsky.social or @williambibbiani.bsky.social recommend them grows again this evening.

He's who made me start to follow/pay attention to comic book writers. And Tigerheart is the only book I've read to make me ugly cry. This one hurts.

Just saw someone call John Wick a cult classic, so if anyone needs me I will be in my basement punching the concrete wall.

For anyone who has these very reasonable sort of problems with Potter I strongly recommend the 2022 comic book Vanish by Donny Cates.