“‘Oh look, it's couch-fucker,’ one person shouted in a video shared on social media. Another added, ‘You gonna fuck a couch, buddy?’ As the heckling escalated, chants of ‘Go fuck a couch, JD Vance!’ and ‘pussy boy’ filled the busy train station.” www.complex.com/life/a/marke...

Never have truer words been spoken

This has a comic? That fucking rules

The way breaking bad was meant to be experienced

Fucking finally

thinking now is the moment to get the jacket from Drive - is it real, is it ironic? No one will know and I’ll look sick as hell

In the words of John flansburgh

Broke: “no homo, but-“ Woke: “I’m straight, not blind”

hell yeah

man it’s nuts to see king county has a paltry multimillion dollar deficit that literally any of the billionaires who house their corps here could fix for free. bill gates lives here, it would cost him nothing to just nut up and fix it like an adult. Why can’t you just be a good citizen for once.

this label is my lifestyle which of course determines my death style

he fucking sucks so fucking much Jesus Christ

this rules

The dulcet tones

Miniature photography from GOLDENEYE, the legendary Derek Meddings' last film

very rainy, very nice

deleting this guys blizzard account would be so fucking funny

schadenfreakeddafeukout I believe is the German word for this

pretty damn good pumpkin design

so much depends on a red wheel 🗯️ BARROW 🗯️

the masculine urge to say not just “emp”, but “emp, you mean an electromagnetic pulse?”

went too hard at the nba game

The WinRAR librarian 📚

pretty sure you could meet a raw food diet terf Tool fan who does crossfit and she'd still manage to tell you about the terf thing first

i have settled on the term “debate perverts”, because it’s significantly more offensive and demeaning

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #338,757!

I will never get over the fact that Mulder solves a key element of the case of the Jersey devil, positing that the monster is a woman, after seeing what is essentially a crude drawing of a Sasquatch outline with big naturals with no explanation as to how or why he has it

Imagine, lord of the rings but all the hobbits wear Hawaiian shirts

just looks nice out

champagne for my themfriends, theypane for my chamfriends???

What can I say I have a bit of a green thumb

I had a dream where I died and as the casket closed, my vision is flooded with the harsh right angles of an Exchange calendar. RSVP and Join links blur my vision. I have no mouth and I must Teams.

I just like this fun mug

so fuckin stoked I got to play BG3 with my fiancé

mfw i see Lovecraft’s taint

DRAMA [Formidable: Failure] – You can feel it in your bones; this is definitely going to work. YOU – "UP YOURS, WOKE MORALISTS. Let's see WHO cancels WHO."

Here's my hot take: Most hot takes are deeply reactionary viewpoints that people have convinced themselves indicate that they are complicated thinkers, rather than the truth, that they are actually more conservative than they realize.

very excited to do numbers here

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