Actually the team that bought their roster lost the game

that's jeffrey coombs in The Frighteners

This is like complaining that your roommate uses the same "microwave code" as you

Underlying all of the problematic shit coming from @jay.bsky.team and Bsky is the simple fact that this site still just sucks. It's just an X clone cosplaying as a Twitter clone, but with the dev team nuking all fun things. Anyway, end genocide, free Palestine, fuck the IDF.

Please don't let the fear of not doing something well stop you from trying it for the first time. Write a messy story. Paint a crappy flower. Whittle the worst wooden bear of all time. The best gift you can give yourself is to have fun and grow.

Imagine how different our world would be if this loser grew up with like real friends and a caring family.

My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨

Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆

It's so wild to think that elites used to like fuck around and finance the actual Renaissance. Now they fuck around and drain global resources to build personal compliment machines that don't even work well.

Politics is just pooping back and forth, forever

This is what ally ship looks like to me.

fuck you, @schumer.senate.gov I hope you fall down the biggest flight of stairs in DC you coward.

RIP Dick Cheney For @inthesetimes.com inthesetimes.com/article/mamd...

Maybe nobody in the great big world cares about this. But the public libraries in tiny Jefferson County in Northern Appalachia were in danger of losing their tax funding thanks to right-wing book banners. And we won. The library's funding is safe!!!!!

So polymarket is going under, right?

Can’t stop thinking about all the robber baron fucks that held secret meetings and spent MILLIONS AND MILLIONS in bribes and campaign investments and attack ads and media manipulation trying to tank Mamdani currently having the dawning realization that their money is completely and utterly useless.

Could we just like send her there to prove it?

"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown." Source: old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...

New developments in my 3 year Epstein investigation, this time regarding JP Morgan Chase and its CEO, Jamie Dimon. This is a long thread, but worth sticking around for.

A lot of wealthy and powerful people helped Epstein fund his sex trafficking operation. The American people deserve to know who they are. Secretary Bessent, like his boss, is covering it up. I’m going to keep following the money. Stay tuned.

Almost a full year after I wrote this www.avclub.com/no-other-lan...

Maybe one king?

Spotify is running ICE ads. I went to cancel on mobile and saw that this isn’t allowed on mobile. They make you cancel on desktop. You think that’s gonna stop me, Spotify? I will erase you and forget you ever existed. THOU SHALT CANCEL SPOTIFY!!!

We are free of his tyranny

CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1 Trickle-down economics was always a sham. Nothing has ever trickled down.

For your blocking convenience. If you feel weird about whether blocking the accounts of the government of the United States of America (like I did) Just read some of their posts, and you won't ebe able to get thru the list fast enough. bsky.app/profile/eva....

GET RID OF YOUR RING CAMERAS www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Just for the record, we've been saying this for literal years now. Alexa and Ring are intentional arms of the surveillance state.

If you're feeling down today, here is an ICE agent telling cops "don't take my kids" after he got caught driving drunk with them in the backseat.

Can wear masks in a mugshot! Scott Thomas Deiseroth (Public information)

Mike Johnson is in the Epstein Files.

Not only do I want to be ungovernable, I want to be unalgorithmable.

Hope everyone has a good day and remember

It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van. Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.

FSU going out sad with one of the sleaziest fake injuries of the millennium followed by the DT shoving the center before the snap to give Pitt a first down and end the game. Well earned

"THEY WERE EVENTUALLY LET GO AFTER SHOWING THIER DOCUMENTS". In other words, they were pulled out of their cars for looking "Mexican".

1. Anti-trans outrage is losing its bite. Last week, Elon Musk led a mass boycott campaign to get trans characters removed from shows on the platform. Major conservatives joined in. Now, we have the result: the boycott was a fizzle, and Netflix stock is up. Subscribe to support my journalism.

3 MAGA extremists have introduced a bill in South Carolina that would allow the state to execute women who get an abortion. South Carolina govt lists their cell phone numbers, in case you want to call them directly & let them know what you think. Details here: www.qasimrashid.com/p/s-carolina...

You guys this book is so incredible and makes me very happy and I want that for you too. Check out @pantspants.bsky.social

9) People are, all things considered, pretty good. I see twenty thousand people a day, and maybe two of them are assholes. Even on a stressful day, even in an unfamiliar environment, even hungry and tired and on a timer. That's a *much* better ratio than folks realize.

Bad Bunny, born in Puerto Rico, is a US citizen. It’s far past time that everyone realized that what is happening has nothing to do with immigration status and is just gutter racism

This is terrorism

At the ICE processing facility to Broadview. One ICE agent proudly nods when asked by a protester if he likes being a Nazi and is proud to be a Nazi. This isn’t the first time we’ve seen this here.

Hell yea Go Cougs but more importantly FUCK NAZIS

Today, Oct.2nd, is the anniversary of Jamal Khashoggi’s murder by Saudi agents.

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