I hope on Monday reporters ask Mike Johnson, Karoline Leavitt, and the President if they think that many people hate America and, if that many people are, “hamas terrorists, illegal aliens and violent criminals.”

Oh, hey. You guys got your account mixed up with @theonion.com somehow.

"'Children'? What's a 'children'?"

ONLY $4000 a month?!?!? Poor guy. Must be tough. www.cnbc.com/2025/09/27/a...

🚨BREAKING: Rep. Ro Khanna just motioned to SUBPOENA FCC chairman Brendan Carr in the House Oversight Committee to stop the intimidation of private businesses and assault on free speech

This is what I said to my wife and three kids who use Hulu and Disney+

Not so fast, "Kash Patel."

The problem with allowing guns everywhere is that no one is safe anywhere.

Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.

Acts of political violence aren’t acceptable. Non-political school shootings aren’t acceptable. Sacking the legislature isn’t acceptable. Military occupation of peaceful American cities isn’t acceptable. Abductions conducted in courthouse hallways by masked agents of the state aren’t acceptable.

Average doctors appointment if you’re not skinny 🙃

Simpsons did it!

@wheatus.com Welp, I'm gonna be in the car for about 4 more minutes.

"Denise!" 😢

I represented the government prosecuting white supremacists, some of who LIVED IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD, and street gang members, and freeman on the land movement people, and members of the Mjahedeen-Fucking-E-Khalq, and I said my goddamned name. What’s with these spineless creeps?

JD Vance went to Disneyland the other day. I wonder if anything started to sink in. "There is just one moon, And one golden sun. And a smile means, Friendship to everyone. Though the mountains divide, And the oceans are wide, It's a small world, after all."

I refuse to call an American concentration camp the same thing it calls itself at its attached gift shop Maybe American journalism should search in the garbage for its self-respect and start taking the same position?

The left better start figuring out how to weaponize today's decision rather than just (rightfully) criticizing it. - Go back into Judge Kaczmaryk's court to dissolve all of his nationwide orders. - Pass gun bans and insist any order applies only to plaintiffs.

His move in Iran is reckless and makes us less safe, but I feel like sticking to the "it's unconstitutional" argument is the wrong way to go. Just about every president I can remember has taken military action without congressional approval.

this is a sith lightsaber, from the war. I keep it on a shelf right next to my stormtrooper armor and imperial officer’s uniform. I’ve even got a verified chunk of the death star from yavin. I’m just a collector. I just think the history is interesting. no, I don’t have any rebel stuff

Y'all notice they're rounding up most of these "freeloading" immigrants AT WORK???!!

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social 9 years ago today. Do you remember? The good old days.

His lucky gloves.

A pair of leather gloves worn by President Abraham Lincoln to Ford’s Theater on the night of his assassination fetched $1.5 million at auction this week.

The Israeli government is committing genocide—one of the greatest evils known to humankind—in Gaza. Executing unarmed non-combatants is evil. Not only are both these statements true, they’re synergistic—part of the same humanist philosophy. I condemn the Israeli government _and_ the DC assassin.

After deliberately blocking humanitarian assistance from entering Gaza for 78 days, Israel has begun allowing in a “basic amount” of aid. Israeli authorities’ blockade and use of starvation of civilians as a weapon of war amounts to war crimes and acts of genocide.

"Chucklefucks!" is my favorite restaurant in the mall parking lot.

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Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what Trump did.

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Just arrived in DC. Should have all this effing politics bs sorted out by Monday

That Musk has anything to do with our futures is a shitstain on America that must end. As someone who has actually buried a child, this fucked up monster does not deserve children. He does not deserve our money adding to his wealth. He should be treated as the scum of the earth that he is.

The Trump administration thinks Social Security recipients are fraudsters. We know the real thieves work at the White House.

Columbia Chuck Schumer Paul Weiss Morning Joe Nikki Haley Marco Rubio John Fetterman The Washington Post All cowards. All capitulated. All are complicit in the destruction of our country.

Trump: the streets will run like rivers with the blood of my enemies. Their heads on spikes will adorn Congress and every federal building and court. Chief Justice Roberts: Actually the GSA is in charge of federal court decorations in consultation with the judicial counsel

Whether it's TV, socials, or water cooler talk, what you have to say could be really important to help someone else form an opinion.

I'm a hard NO on the Republican spending bill. On cloture. On all of it. When a wannabe dictator is trying to seize power, it must not be given to him. Not without a fight. open.substack.com/pub/schiffno...

Conan '28 obv

Hey @gavinnewsom.bsky.social you had a shot, but you capitulating to Kirk, Bannon and the right has killed that shot. We don’t need another politician, we need a fighter, someone who calls Nazis, Nazis, not someone who goes on Nazi podcasts and agrees with Nazis. As a former fan… GFY.

They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.

Being a historian, people ask me if I think the US is living through Germany 1933. I answer no, analogies are always imperfect but to me it feels more like Russia 1999: a blatant theft of state assets and liberals in a fugue state, refusing to believe the arc of progress is bending against them.

It was Republican Congressman Dan Newhouse who introduced the censure resolution of @algreen.house.gov today. Funny how Newhouse didn't have any of that energy for the repeated outbursts, interruptions, and "incivility" of Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert in 2022, 2023, and 2024.

NOT. A. MANDATE.

Same vibe. #politics

“I can’t think of anything more vile and small and pathetic than terrorizing the smallest, most vulnerable community of people who want nothing from you, except the right to exist." -Pedro Pascal