there was a period where Mrs Wheel and I each misheard consecutive things the other said as "mayonnaise", so now all incidents of grievously mishearing something are mayonnaise

let's fuckin gooooo possible live thread if reception and battery allow

Found someone's shopping list. I hope they didn't forget the cumcumber

Society if Odo and Lwaxana's marriage wasn't just a sham, she became a regular supporting character on DS9, and they never did the pining for Kira story arc

i genuinely hate how internet culture has become so normalized and widespread. i do not want a white house deputy chief of staff saying "it's white boy november" or a secretary of state tweeting that he's "locked in for this banger." grow up.

got these Friday night but man what a juiced pack. not even a collector booster, it was a play booster

is this anything

think I'm starting to get kind of okay at this game. not sure though

if you eat on video and make a bunch of smackin suckin schlorpin sounds I hate you more than if you were to steal actual money from me

it's only freedom if you're the big dog eating music.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZWB...

tax all individual income over $1M at 105 percent, invest half of it in public education generally, give the other half to teachers directly

billionaire tribunals when

there used to be a saying that you could have 2 out of 3: good, fast, or cheap. most corporations now provide only 1 out of 3 and publicly crash out if they cannot find a way to give you 0 out of 3. the real dream is to be able to give you all 3 out of slow, expensive, and low-quality

It is wise to be extremely skeptical of Blue Texas predictions. It is a thing that could happen but which you should not believe in until it actually happens. Let the first one surprise you rather than getting your hopes up every 24 months.

[it's raining buckets, I'm waiting at Chicken Express drive-thru, their power keeps flickering out] is that good

this is a masterpiece

Orson Welles: I worked with Grogu. Not in film you see but on the stage. Brilliant performer but a cruel disgusting wretch of a soul. Interviewer: Pourrions-nous parler de Citizen Kane à la place, s'il vous plaît ? Welles: yes he did sell out his friends to HUAC, I will never forgive him for that

now that polycystic ovary syndrome is known as polyendocrine metabolic ovarian syndrome, they'll have to retire their old mascot, PCOS Bill

the bonus card for the Garfield Secret Lair should be a U.S. Acres Animal Sanctuary

Pennsylvania is home to a dizzying array of strange town names: Beaver Falls, Shartlesville, Virginville (everyone there knew you), Bird-In-Hand, Climax, Peach Bottom, Fertility, S.N.P.J. (Slovene National Benefit Society). But my favorite is the 20 minute trip from Blue Ball to Intercourse.

Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

I could stop Mr. Domino if I wanted to, actually.

(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.

No one: Ekoostik Hookah: you know what there aren't enough of? sick-as-fuck 9-minute odes to tardigrades music.youtube.com/watch?v=M9d7...

thinking about this Far Side comic again because I'm grading independent reading projects for my honors classes and there have been more instances of papers stapled in the wrong order than I would have wagered possible or even probable

I wish you well in your adult literacy journey

trick question, there's no actual answer because none of them stop flapping their gums long enough for any of it to feel like it actually went away

I'm gonna answer this in two parts: studio and live studio: maybe not my *favorite* favorite, but it's the first one I thought of and a top-notch answer imo music.youtube.com/watch?v=SveX...

Mori Stylez, RULES FOR ROTATION (2001) I was in high school when this came out, and if I had heard it back then, I would have immediately declared it the greatest album of all time. I can't believe it took me a quarter of a century to get around to trying this one out.

JK Rowling is now represented by a trans person in the Scottish parliament. Absolutely incredible.

Ghost-Note - MUSTARD N' ONIONS (2024) This is shaped like music I like, but it didn't do a dang thing for me. "Where's Danny?" and Marcus Miller on "Yellow Dan" were as close as I got to enjoying anything here. And at 80 minutes, fucking interminable

there is a rich enough history in old games that I haven't gotten around to and good stuff going on in indie spaces that I don't think I'll ever need to buy a new console again. games past a certain generation and/or above a certain technological threshold simply have nothing to offer me anymore.

is it a testament to that, actually? i thought it was a testament to the fact that the president is a boomer NYC society diva who's been feuding with rosie o'donnell since the '90s

What is the best song that has or hints at its time signature in the title, and why is it "Seven by Seven" by New Grass Revival music.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr0x...

Looking at the features of the Star Fox remake, I feel like this game will be controversial

It is 2010. Nintendo announces that the next Starfox game will be a remake of Starfox 64. It is 2015. Nintendo announces a “new” Starfox game (but it was in fact a remake of Starfox 64). It is 2026. Nintendo announces that the next Starfox game will be a remake of Starfox 64.

BUDOS BAND VII (2025) Nothing really new if you're familiar with their bag of tricks, but any Budos album usually has about 3–4 keepers for the bangers list, and this one is on par with that. I do like that the songs are on the shorter side; Budos works better for me in smaller doses.

Even though Heroes of the Realm has even less canonical impact than UB (and all comically unfortunate IRL timing and implications aside), I feel like Mr. Monopoly as a planeswalker has a lot of the same vibes as "why does a suburban white kid with no real problems get fairy godparents"

standing outside Magic HQ clinging to the gate and screaming like Eric Andre demanding a planeswalker card of The Noid

why do I need a radio in my car when I can entertain myself endlessly by imagining Eduard Khil singing the Diva Plavalaguna song from The Fifth Element

sorry sorry sorry i'm sorry

Game of the year. Shut it down now. STOP THE VOTING.

pronouncing "utilities" so it rhymes with "titties"

A comprehensive lack of aura previously theorized to be impossible with a cigarette in hand. However many 9s you were thinking of putting in that –X/10 coolness rating, it isn't nearly enough

Look at that dumb fucking face. There's not a single coherent thought knocking around in that stupid skull. That is someone who had to be told what "thinking hard" looks like and had to have handlers position his hands and face to make it look even remotely like it should. That is a vacant-ass face

just to note, if you ever try to say that a given time "had no brain rot" i am going to assume your brain is at least 60% black mold by weight and that has made you unable to discern brainrot from normal things