the history books are going to call Donald Trump "a charismatic leader" as an explanation for how he took power but that would be sanewashing America. people just voted in a pathetic doddering old racist because he said racist things in the way they wanted to hear them.

Happy Transgender Day of Visibility. Transgender people are the backbone of safe and vibrant communities, online and in meatspace. If you're trans and you follow me, I consider that an honor. I'm glad I've cultivated a comfortable space for you. No matter who tries to put you down, keep being you. 🏳️‍⚧️

This is one of those things where if you don’t know anything about Bob Dylan you go “yeah fine whatever”, and if you know a little about Bob Dylan you go “how could Bob Dylan do this?” and if you know a lot about Bob Dylan you go “yeah fine whatever”

your grandparents voting for reagan

These are outstanding—you can tell they seasoned them well to make sure the concept landed—but the final rating depends on whether Dude Perfect is getting a cut when I buy these (0/10) or they already got their bag from whatever licensing deal and none of my money is going to them (10/10)

… the what

before I clocked that this was the new Tedeschi Trucks Band album, I legitimately thought it was something involving @tolariancommunitycollege.com somehow

i'm sorry but if you fall for this I think less of you. I know everyone wants to give people grace and say "anyone could fall into this!" but that's not true and we all know it

i think people should play the original ocarina of time again, realize just what they've been putting as #1 game of all time

Its not going to be ocarina of time the remake is actually going to be a zelda 2 remake, but with farming and hentai elements. Miyamoto told me this.

Favorite names I've seen at the roller derby match I'm at tonight: — Slamsa Stark — Babe Blade — Killin' Smalls — Bettie Rampage — Barnes & Chernobyl

your powers of seduction are no match for my obliviousness

If jeweled lotus had said "can only be used to cast commanders with cmc 6 or greater" it would still be legal, and would be good for the format.

genuinely fascinating that we’ve hit a point where the full monetization of the internet and ai bot takeover has led to a majority of people wanting tech minimalism

New Mario movie looks intense

re the shocking displays of incompetence, venality, prideful ignorance, brutality, belligerence, violence etc. of almost our entire elite class: one wonders whether this is just an indictment of how most people are when they find out there are no rules, or whether these are uniquely terrible people

Getting nice and local with today's conference period listening

"Huh? Why am I in hell? Wasn't I a good person?" "Actually, no. You had LED headlights on your vehicle, that's an instant DQ."

Eating keto (with/for Mrs Wheel) has helped me lose a few pounds from lack of carb bloat alone, but it's also accomplished something I frankly never believed was possible, which is that I'm starting to get a little tired of cheese

I did it. I pulled elf mommy

Since there's one going around, I will take a rare indulgence to be a massive hater and express open loathing for Ghanaian bootleg posters. They are on a very short list of memes that never made me laugh even one time, a list that also includes Obvious Plant memes and Keaton Patti scripts

“I was spanked as a kid and I turned out fine” - fascist pedophile who spanks his kids

Someone should make a new year. It’s been 2016 for a decade, except for those three years where it was 2020.

But, you see. If we pay teachers what they're worth, we won't be able to pay district administrators what they aren't worth.

This man is 95 today and has a forthcoming metal album

not a QRT dunk on Derek who does have a website, but you all know you can still do this stuff right? You can still easily start a blog on bearblog.dev or neocities.org. I still use RSS and it's still good. I post on forums like www.dosgameclub.com and papercult.club. You can still do all this stuff

“we used genAI for temporary placeholders and forgot to replace them” is funny because first off I don’t think it’s ever been true and even if it was they’re still a pos because they never disclosed it. So if it’s true they’re a lying dumbass, if it’s a lie they’re a lying asshole.

today's "helping me decompress" music

One of the best things about Fire Emblem is when you send your little anime guys to spear people in horrific war during the first part of the game and they go “tee hee I’m getting better!” when they level up and then you do the same thing in the second half and they go “war demeans humanity itself”

When a post goes beyond the same 5 people who like everything

"8 Essential Chuck Norris Movies" hey calm down

An underrated way in which the world doesn't work anymore is that nothing with perforated or easy-open packaging opens the way it's supposed to. A good pair or scissors or box knife remains undefeated

they should invent a movie that is short

Not interested in SNL UK unless the whole thing happens at Benny Hill chase speed. Yes this is difficult to achieve live but I believe it’s possible with a sufficiently athletic cast

enbagement gait 1 repost or like = 1 instrumental banger get ready to hear about 3 absolute shit-hot jams

i am going to keep writing my bad mtg lore headcanons and see if someone gets annoyed at me

The crew remembering Yar is so funny because it’s season one and all they had her do was fuck the robot so the crew is solemnly mourning her and play the hologram she made where she goes “if you’re watching this, I’ve paid the ultimate price, as you all know I did fuck the robot so he can keep this”

virtually every main social ill we face right now is downstream from the fact that rich people have more money than they know what to do with. national security risk

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

If you email me a 2FA login code and you don't put the code in either the subject line or the first paragraph of the email body text I think you ought to be flensed

meeting people who mainline gpt slop all day but dismiss wikipedia as unreliable because a teacher didn't let them cite it 20 years ago

SMB3 rando twitch.tv/roundthewheel

Going to start calling bad games that I love "taster's choice".

in gaming when someone in the lobby is obviously out of their league they're called 'boosted'- they either bought an account or paid someone to level it up CEOs are boosted every one is a Special Boy who's life has been reaping the rewards of other people's work and having zero ability themselves

i sort of think way more social problems could be solved by tripling every city's parks and rec department budget than we might expect

Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target. We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.

The fact that one of the most interesting versions of Captain Hook is probably from the 90's Fox's Peter Pan & The Pirates, is kind of crazy. HA they went hard with his dialog....man I haven't seen this in 20 years.