They barely wanna give them kids lunch.

Okay I think I’ll make myself make a safety kit.. aside from important documents, what should I put in it?

Men, donate money to these non profits please. Y’all be 1/2 responsible so show up for women and open them wallets!

it is never okay to misgender someone no matter how much of an asshole they are look at what’s happening right now - if you make your acceptance of someone’s gender conditional on how much you like them, you are contributing to the attempted eradication of trans people

Can I talk my shit real quick?

I’m not staying up till midnight bc that lady play too much, BUT if i just so happen to be up … 👀

Prepping to run our pockets.

You deserve your ankles to the ceiling, baby girl. 💕

The realist shit my mom ever said was "When we avoid difficult conversations, we trade short term discomfort for long term dysfunction & I think everyone needs to hear that.

Sitting here reflecting, and I think I’ll be getting shitfaced on my birthday

Anyone looking to ban a book from a school should have to prove they read it by presenting a book report to the school committee.

Washed my hair so I'd feel better. Now I'm playing all my favorite songs and drinking obscene amounts of espresso. I'm not going outside today.

I keep a robe hanging next to my bed but if it’s an emergency why do we care how I’m clothed

I'm trying to help you. Because one thing i do well is compliment. I don't even have to be interested, but these compliments gon be one of ones. If i LIKE you? Ima let you tf know. And here you go sending a ❤️. Loser. "Men already telling..." STFU LOSER

I’m sliiiidinnn bitchess

Wait a Minute!

This is why we say crime is a social construct. Ppl spend more in court costs & possibly serve actual time from stealing from Walmart than whatever this is

I read a book today—one I bought over 5 years ago. Books don’t have deadlines—they wait for you, patiently, until the moment is right.

Happy New Year

I rebuke these chain letter posts in the name of Jesus.

Fun fact. That smell is called petrichor. You’re not actually smelling that it’s about to rain. What you’re smelling is that it has rained already, but miles away. Petrichor is the smell of organisms in the soil interacting with the fresh water. Evolutionary skill for humans to find fresh water.

“I’m Rasheeda and I rap like Shawty Lo”

My nephew birthday is coming up (he’s turning 1) and he LOVES “Not Like Us” so…

Making him think he forgot something important and watching him scramble to figure it out >>>

It is remarkable that there are still people who believe that the reason hundreds of thousands of people have nowhere to live is that we haven’t made having nowhere to live unpleasant enough.

DOLLY?!

The way people were trying to figure out who Beyoncé was gonna have as a special guest and she said EVERYBODY lmao

So we wearing all white to the concert or is this just because it’s winter time? I need answers now so I can start planning. 😂 #BeyHalftimeShow

All I know is I’m swallowing a handful of melatonin as sooooon as I get home, and my bed will be seeing me precisely all day

My real and true Christmas gift is my mom finally letting me explain to her why she is most definitely and truly, 100% autistic AND accepting it because the explanation finally made sense to her 🙏🏽

Chocolate and mint DO go together. Yall not used to nice things 😘😂

Merry Thickmass 🩵#skeetsafterdark

Am i sick on Christmas. Tune in in a few hours to find out if I’m shivering or burning up 🤭

Finally did the matching Christmas set thing thing… 🥹

One of my best friends bday is the day after mine and last year she kept sending horoscopes for us about how 2024 was gonna be about growth, new beginnings etc and I was terrified

That describes my whole 2024 but it was so necessary.

Jesus Christ I fell in love with a stalker.

Dating women who have worked so hard to create their own peace takes strength. breath wrong and you outta there 😭🤧

4 hair colors 🩷❤️🖤🧡

I need to order the pictures for my 2024 photo album… and i never even made my 2023 one 😭😭😭

Some adhd brains really are "out of sight out of mind" wired. I forget pretty much everyone i don't see, regularly. And the exceptions prove the rule.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

Short women aren't evil, problematic or toxic. That schtick has run its course. Ase

Jeffries: In our nation's history, 25% of our nation's debt was accumulated during the four years of the former president, 25%. How dare you lecture America about fiscal responsibility ever.

And why does that orange man have a say and possibly causing a government shut down because last I checked he’s not president yet…??? Am I missing something?