rewatching modern family and phil wanted him a black woman so bad 🤣😭 Claire better count her blessings

Heeyyy yall 😗we still having fun over here?

LOL this is hilarious i’ve been posting all week about attachment styles on my IG this is mine (I got the link if anyone wants to take the test)

Bright and Early

Mind you we’ve had one bad snowstorm all season and I’ve seen the grass and 50-60 degree weather every day since

Yall look so cute

Wait a Minute!

How we whores for wanting to see?!?

Happy New Year

God my fucking back hurts.

Crazy how you can nut in a woman but when you try and hold her toes all of a sudden she’s “disgusted by you” 🙄

Fuck Frank Mitchell.

Something something I look gooodt.

8 crazy Nights is one of my favorite holiday movies

And that’s why that app gets opened less and less.

This is not where I’m suppose to be. 🤣🤣

They in Twitter cooking crack. So I’m back yall. My fault idek why I went back.

Yes

Nothing a fat ass butt on ya head won’t fix

😭😭😭😭😭

This is so accurate 😩

“Why did she block me?!? All I did was compliment her!” The compliment:

THE BIGGEST

Exactly. Y’all know better. ITS BIG CLIT!!

Woke up Looking for the Broccoli 🏋🏾‍♂️

I’m short and I don’t like that shit…

Better tip: on the car or literally anywhere outside of the car.

Great now I’m overstimulated.

Nigga ain’t lie.

Car sex is awful and only short people like that shit.

They don’t care about facts, they chose the side they want to believe.

See how I lost weight and didn’t start trying to tell people how they should eat and what they should do with the body? Very Demure. Very minding my business. Very remembering to stfu cause no one asked.

Proud of you

Proud!!!!

YUUH 💪🏽💪🏽

Big congrats!

Just wanted to start a thread for all my lovers of green. Post pics of you eating this color downnnnn! 💚💚💚

From 340 to 240 🙂‍↕️

Ya boy is officially down 100lbs 🙂‍↕️

Found it 😭

YESSS this was my shit on HBO in the mornings

Have yall watched crashbox?? I’ve been tryna ask people around me and people just have no idea what im talking about.

“Have you finished those errands?”

The kids miss you ☹️

Being an American is seeing planes flying too low around buildings and immediately assuming you finna see 9/11 part 2.

“Have you finished those errands?”