somedonuts
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At the cul-du-sac of infosec, technology, and privacy.
Too fuckinā real,
@mcsweeneys.net
. Way to real.
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Norm Charlatan
4 days ago
Life in Minnesota is getting invited to the house of a lady who you met in a neighborhood signal chat because she said she needed a dozen whistles and then talking for an hour in her kitchen about how to develop an anti-ICE patrol for her kidās fucking preschool.
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Football is not my favorite sport (nothing against it, just havenāt followed much) but between
@erinbiba.bsky.social
and
@coachfinstock.bsky.social
, itās growing on me.
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leon
14 days ago
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. weāll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Fucking Bitch Hat
14 days ago
What the fuck
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@kenwhite.bsky.social
You should be able to get a few good podcast episodes out of Drakeās latest tribulations, no? I can hear your wistful sigh already.
bsky.app/profile/nbcn...
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16th Century J-Kwon: Everybody in this bitch gettinā besotted.
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AkivaMCohen
26 days ago
This has been made available, so for purposes of commenting on Bari Weiss's decision to spike the story, here's a live-post of that segment. It begins with a "you may recall" summary of the deportation to el Salvador. Describes the admin's claim that it could deport the men without due process
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ndweiss
28 days ago
šš Chefās kiss
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Rick Steves
28 days ago
Itās the āseason of love and givingāā¦but this year, doesnāt it seem more like a āseason of fear and takingā? Like many of you, Iāve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans. š§µ 1 of 9
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Your own personal d-esus
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Okay
@kenwhite.bsky.social
, donāt back down when Pontiff Chicago Dog (complementary) shows up to the party.
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Katie Mack
about 1 month ago
Once again.
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@moxiest.art
t-shirt collab would fix me.
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@annabower.bsky.social
Thereās one for a t-shirt in the Lawfare shop.
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Caption this. Wrong answers only. š
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Jerry Chen
about 1 month ago
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Moon-Watcher
about 1 month ago
Who has made this š¤£
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The honking is coming from inside the kube clusterā¦
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@profanity.accountant
how much do I swear?
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Comedy, therapy, AND clean water? We should all be so lucky.
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Jerry Chen
about 2 months ago
friend whose christmas card just arrived: how dare you.
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Thereās a reason this post is doing numbers. I laugh every time I read it.
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Patton Oswalt
2 months ago
First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didnāt have my feet on the ground and Iām sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
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Donāt anybody make reference to the woodchipper scene in Fargo either. š
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If your paper or talk is going to make
@lookitup.baby
groan, it should be on its own merits, damnit. Write your own crappy jokes. Make your own bad jokes. Like what are you even doing otherwise?
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Jerry Chen
2 months ago
oh no am i the repost man
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The Onion
2 months ago
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Dillon Brooks getting a tech sitting on the sidelines in his sweatpants is so on brand.
#nba
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Iām always game for FMDā¢ļø: Faine Mayonnaise Discourse
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Breakwater - Release The Beast
youtu.be/eVVfZAZdIUs
And you bet your ass there will be jazz hands.
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3 months ago
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If you didnāt know Mike Davis was a fuckin asshole, well now you do.
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Jerry Chen
3 months ago
wait did ronald reagan just say go blue jays
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Radley Balko
3 months ago
This is insanely illegal and incredibly fucking dangerous.
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darthā¢ļø
3 months ago
just call it a lie for fucks sake
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CarpinSanDiego
3 months ago
Im dead ššš
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McSweeney's
3 months ago
We've been keeping track of all of the atrocities Trump has committed since he took office in January. To be clear, this is not humor or satire, but maybe sometime in the future, our relatives will see this, shake their heads, and think, "What a hilarious shitshow of a timeline."
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Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trumpās Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trumpās Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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darthā¢ļø
3 months ago
u should post however u like respond to whoever u want just remember some people come here desperate for the trolling engagement it is not your duty to provide them with it
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Fucking Bitch Hat
3 months ago
Find a No Kings protest Saturday and go! Don't worry that you've never been to a protest before. Don't worry about being dressed wrong or looking out of place. Don't worry that you don't agree about everything -- or even about much -- with lots of people at the protest. /1
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Why is the first person to hoist the
#wnba
championās trophy an old white man? I know heās the team owner, but seriously. Also love Kathy getting booed every time she speaks.
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The contributors are absolutely killing it this week.
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McSweeney's
3 months ago
"You have been warned, this day is coming. A day we stop asking if we can befoul your bathroom, and we forcibly start doing our business in there."
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Please Let Our Warfighters Use Your Restroom
By now, youāve noticed our brave patriotsāICE, the National Guard, police officers, select local mall cops, rando bodyguards, weird little incels, ...
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Louder for the people in the back
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bubbe yaga
3 months ago
if jesse singal āhasnāt violated the terms of use,ā but the goofy autistic space law nerd with the bad food opinions has, maybe your terms of service are bad.
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Writing like this is why McSweeneyās is getting my NPR pledge money now. Their writers have been on a heater all season this year. š
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On its birthday, share one image from your favourite
#TNG
episode. So bad itās goodā¦
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You know the rules: Gas, Grass or Ass. No one raptures for free.
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