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At the cul-du-sac of infosec, technology, and privacy.
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Patton Oswalt
2 days ago
First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didnât have my feet on the ground and Iâm sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
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Donât anybody make reference to the woodchipper scene in Fargo either. đ
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5 days ago
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If your paper or talk is going to make
@lookitup.baby
groan, it should be on its own merits, damnit. Write your own crappy jokes. Make your own bad jokes. Like what are you even doing otherwise?
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6 days ago
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Jerry Chen
8 days ago
oh no am i the repost man
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The Onion
10 days ago
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Dillon Brooks getting a tech sitting on the sidelines in his sweatpants is so on brand.
#nba
15 days ago
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Iâm always game for FMDâ˘ď¸: Faine Mayonnaise Discourse
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22 days ago
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Breakwater - Release The Beast
youtu.be/eVVfZAZdIUs
And you bet your ass there will be jazz hands.
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23 days ago
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If you didnât know Mike Davis was a fuckin asshole, well now you do.
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24 days ago
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Jerry Chen
26 days ago
wait did ronald reagan just say go blue jays
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Radley Balko
26 days ago
This is insanely illegal and incredibly fucking dangerous.
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darthâ˘ď¸
28 days ago
just call it a lie for fucks sake
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CarpinSanDiego
about 1 month ago
Im dead đđđ
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McSweeney's
about 1 month ago
We've been keeping track of all of the atrocities Trump has committed since he took office in January. To be clear, this is not humor or satire, but maybe sometime in the future, our relatives will see this, shake their heads, and think, "What a hilarious shitshow of a timeline."
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Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trumpâs Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trumpâs Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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darthâ˘ď¸
about 1 month ago
u should post however u like respond to whoever u want just remember some people come here desperate for the trolling engagement it is not your duty to provide them with it
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Insubordinate Piggy Hat
about 1 month ago
Find a No Kings protest Saturday and go! Don't worry that you've never been to a protest before. Don't worry about being dressed wrong or looking out of place. Don't worry that you don't agree about everything -- or even about much -- with lots of people at the protest. /1
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Why is the first person to hoist the
#wnba
championâs trophy an old white man? I know heâs the team owner, but seriously. Also love Kathy getting booed every time she speaks.
about 1 month ago
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The contributors are absolutely killing it this week.
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McSweeney's
about 1 month ago
"You have been warned, this day is coming. A day we stop asking if we can befoul your bathroom, and we forcibly start doing our business in there."
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Please Let Our Warfighters Use Your Restroom
By now, youâve noticed our brave patriotsâICE, the National Guard, police officers, select local mall cops, rando bodyguards, weird little incels, ...
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Louder for the people in the back
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about 1 month ago
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The Louvre of Bluesky
about 2 months ago
Free Link
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bubbe yaga
about 2 months ago
if jesse singal âhasnât violated the terms of use,â but the goofy autistic space law nerd with the bad food opinions has, maybe your terms of service are bad.
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Writing like this is why McSweeneyâs is getting my NPR pledge money now. Their writers have been on a heater all season this year. đ
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about 2 months ago
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On its birthday, share one image from your favourite
#TNG
episode. So bad itâs goodâŚ
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about 2 months ago
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You know the rules: Gas, Grass or Ass. No one raptures for free.
about 2 months ago
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Dr. Sarah Parcak
2 months ago
Look, everything in the past was both phallic and cultic, I don't make the rules, time is a circle
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We need to get ChatPerson like five rounds of VC funding pronto. The âyou know⌠other stuffâ is a billion dollar idea on its own.
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2 months ago
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One of those small Japanese or Italian tailor shops
@dieworkwear.bsky.social
posts about.
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3 months ago
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Make every month Decorative Gourd Season, motherfuckers.
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3 months ago
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That's the face of a man who just walked out of
@riversidecasino.bsky.social
after losing their last $100.
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3 months ago
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In honor of Sean Charles DUNN, I'm having a sub for dinner tonight, but will be chucking it into my mouth instead of the chest of a brownshirt asshole. Cheers sandwich guy!
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3 months ago
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Tim Onion
3 months ago
A teenage 4channer was beat up by two 15 year olds in DC, which was spotted and quickly stopped by nearby police. He told his friends, the richest man in the world and the Vice President of the United States, that he was pummeled by a dozen adult Romanians. A week later, Trump federalized DC police.
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Hi, Iâm Larry. This is my brother California. And this is my other brother California.
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3 months ago
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@jamellebouie.net
firing on all cylinders today. Nailed it with âWhite Idi Amin.â
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4 months ago
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jon rosenberg
4 months ago
Tried to cancel my Paramount+ subscription due to the merger/fascism bullshit and got this note. I'm guessing lots of other people had the same idea?
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We should all be so lucky as to have been living in that yurt for the last nine yearsâŚ
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/don...
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Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein: A Quiz
1. Were Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein friends? A. I donât know. B. If by âfriendsâ you mean that the two men partied together at Mar-a-Lago, tha...
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/donald-trump-and-jeffrey-epstein-a-quiz
4 months ago
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Can they have
@gork.bluesky.bot
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Elon Musk Says Grok Is Coming to Tesla EVs
Get ready for a few hard right turns.
https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-says-grok-is-coming-to-tesla-evs/
4 months ago
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Hypothetically speaking, if there was a bug in the subscription system and I got a nickel every time there was a âjerry noâ, how long should I go before reporting it? Hypothetically.
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I too wish I could reignite my passion for refrigerator door repair. đ
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5 months ago
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Biting the head off minifigures at Legoland to assert dominance. Run in fear you little shits.
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6 months ago
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Waiterworld
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6 months ago
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Speedo
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6 months ago
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donât worry guys, bluesky can be perfect so long as we all get along. first things first, we just need to agree if
@jcsalterego.bsky.social
âs posts are good or not.
6 months ago
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Steph Curry doing that footprints on the beach thing tonight. My child that is when I carried you.
#nba
#DubNation
7 months ago
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What
@darthbluesky.bsky.social
was really doing while he was away.
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7 months ago
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