Time to start watching some horror movies for the season

this is the funniest possible way to describe GWAR

Why would anyone listen to this fail son who was chief of staff for the biggest oaf in the Senate.

So funny how the tik tok rapture stuff very quickly gets extremely antisemitic

Law isn’t real

Get rid of the Seaward

Phantom of the Opera and Mamma Mia

The people that voted for him are too servile to get mad about it but it is bleakly funny that Trump has won two elections as The Expediter Of White Vengeance and as soon as he gets into office the most important thing to him is getting Rosie O'Donnell digitally edited out of A League Of Their Own.

I came back to Civil War out of sheer boredom and man this movie is fucking mind meltingly stupid

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fitzpatrick: What can I say they like Dad bods here Michaels: CLEARLY

Haha terrific

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system

Paul Scheer on the Good Place rewatch still coming in with heaters: “before we even find out what happened, we want you to know we're willing to give up all our leverage, compromise, and meet you halfway”

Man fuck you Obama

Me while everything is burning to the ground but the Bills play tomorrow

Thanks buddy, just great work. Hit the showers.

Shit is unraveling even faster

The guilds need to strike ASAP. This is happening fast, this needs to be acted against faster

Would be so funny if he dies before Trump

Tik Tok is giving me the best content

Hell fucking yeah she rules

I listened to the Bills game as I was driving and forgot about Cellino and Barnes. Went to the Wikipedia and holy shit, lots going on there.

We have known this war was coming.

I really despise this big dumb oaf

imo "violence aimed at elites from non-elites" is the category of violence most disfavored in elite discourse. and violence that flows from elites to non-elites is not conceived of as violence at all. and these ideas frame the entire elite conception of who charlie kirk was and what his murder means

Very carefully

In Detroit, which is innovating in weird looking dudes everywhere.

BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you

My final threads of sanity are unraveling

Me: (on video call) Excuse me, I have to take a quick bio break *I turn off the camera and an alien chestburster explodes from my torso*

Clay Higgins is possibly the stupidest person alive

Worst thing to happen today: Jeopardy got interrupted by a special report about some shithead dying.

charlie kirk has received infinitely more sympathy and support from liberals than every single trans person, immigrant, and palestinian combined

I am hearing that on his deathbed Charlie Kirk received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but God, and Mohammed is his prophet!

This gotcha shit doesn’t work you stupid fucks. They would happily and it doesn’t fucking matter

TL cleanse: handsome bear

Gums McMelon head got shot? Well then

This is why you can’t use logic, other side is just gibbering insanity

Rick Davies died a few days ago and I truly think “Goodbye Stranger” is one of the best songs ever written.

Me watching the last episode of Peacemaker