Saw this in the sky over Las Vegas like 10 minutes ago and just finishing up my will now I guess

when the skaters go into a spin and they tuck it in and start spinning even faster, but then further tuck and spin yet faster still? that's the good stuff right there

Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video

is this just how we live now

lap void loaf cat

shoutout to Claude who I once overheard someone call a swamp gentrifier rest easy big fella

life is full of missed opportunities

can’t believe I forgot Nora’s birthday hbd big girl

sometimes when imposter syndrome has its claws in me I remember that Jane Goodall once said nice things about something I wrote rest easy, ape queen ❤️

It is race day 🚗💨 www.axios.com/local/portla...

is this road safety bumper sticker flirting with me

Alec Luhn is an old friend. I know some ppl in Norway read me. Please share. The search for him is ongoing: www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...

rolling up to the Olive Garden like

Last weekend’s “weekend project” that ended up taking until this weekend

in the city of St. Louis, Missouri, there is a museum called the Museum of Illusions, and it has come to my attention that this is the URL of their website

not mad but very disappointed

Congratulations to my mom, whose book is out today! It's a guide to dealing with cognitive decline informed by her years of experience helping families navigate end-of-life care, her life as a practicing Buddhist and her own diagnosis with Mild Cognitive Impairment. bookshop.org/p/books/unti...

Congratulations to my mom, whose book is out today! It's a guide to dealing with cognitive decline informed by her years of experience helping families navigate end-of-life care, her life as a practicing Buddhist and her own diagnosis with Mild Cognitive Impairment. bookshop.org/p/books/unti...

This one stings: Next Adventure, one of the best outdoor gear shops in Portland, will close all its locations later this year. www.axios.com/local/portla...

I love that the Warriors are a bunch of aging elder millennials and one kid with a broccoli cut

The number of people who preferred Portland's new election system exceeded the number who voted to implement it. @itskale.bsky.social

*Enya voice*

The first three letters of "hot dog" and "Dog Day Afternoon" spell out "hot dog". The remaining letters spell out "Dog Day Afternoon".

IN CASE OF FIRE: 1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face. 2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth. 3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them. 4) Exit.

Here are a few of the things I was involved with this year I’m most proud of

Another thing I made this year: Real and implied birds.

TORTA UPDATE: she works hard for the money

BEAR GOES THROUGH SOME THINGS, BUT BEAR ENDS UP OK!

People say "The best thing since sliced bread" because before slicing it was invented, you had to swallow a loaf whole and you could see it going down your throat sideways while your eyes watered and you banged your fist on the table.

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

come along with me on a journey of focaccia muffinry won’t you

ole spaghetti legs

Portland friends: anyone interested in two tickets to Sheng Wang at the Keller auditorium tonight? I am dumb and can’t read calendars and cannot go. Happy to pass them along at a steep discount. Just don’t want them going to waste.

I am watching Hot Frosty more details later

we are legion

love my pets but feeling grateful for all the non-pet animals ive met recently I still miss geri geri is a goat

lot of new people here so to introduce myself here are my dogs goose and beans

Show me a picture, new or old, of #AlaskaSky A moody sky over a weathered skin boat. Wales, Alaska. Oct 20, 2019.

"When you're with someone with dementia, there isn't much you can do for them, but you can be present. That presence makes more of a difference for them than anything you can do." My mom's first interview on her book abt living with cognitive decline www.mariashriversundaypaper.com/buddhist-pas...

one of the lesser discussed impacts of climate change is that when its hot and you have to roll your windows down you exponentially increase the chances a bird will poop through your window onto your shoe

a truck carrying 100k chinook salmon smolts (yay!) crashed in eastern oregon and flipped over (oh no!) but did so right above a creek (yay!) and a bunch died (oh no!) but more than 75k of them were inadvertently released and will likely return there to spawn as adults (yay!)

I became a TV reporter? Did a lot of things that qualify as "learning the ropes" but also did this series that aired last week that I'm quite proud of: www.kgw.com/video/syndic...

today while speaking on television I was attempting to describe something as a ‘tough pill to swallow’ but my head wanted to say ‘tough nut to crack’ so my mouth split the difference and I said ‘that’s a tough nut to swallow’

This story is devastatingly well done. www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/in...

met some good pigs today

had a chopped cheese for the first time this weekend and now I'm mad at myself and all of you for 42 years wasted eating unchopped cheeses

you can donate your body to science or donate it to me but I promise I'll play the violent femmes gone daddy gone xylophone solo on your ribcage science can't promise that

in the honeymoon phase with a new camera

where we’re