Shower beer time

We have a Spring Game PUNT @sickoscommittee.org

Go Bears!

CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead! DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

This seems suboptimal

Cheers to #FridayBeers 🍺

There's no "F" on Caitlyn's passport but there are two "F"s in FAFO

⚾️ Cal vs. San Jose State

Wow, what a dick!

** I left two tickets for the JD Vance TPUSA event on the dashboard of my unlocked car. When I came back, there were four! **

ICE agent tells the New York Times they were nervous showing up in Minneapolis and how they travelled with “girly suitcases” to not be detected. A Senior ICE official details how officers would block in and kidnap United State Citizens. Gift link in next post.

I don’t see what the problem is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I don’t wanna brag, but Pudge has been on our podcast, and he’s just as charming as you think he is.

Take a drink every time Fitz mentions “dress rehearsal” *passes out*

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

I remember when the very serious article writers were telling me that Eric Adams was the wise adult future of the Democratic Party and now he's Albanian

Seriously overdosing on middle age right now. Oof. My entire body is in full-stage rebellion.

😍 @oaklandballers.bsky.social

I just got this new phone and honestly I think the charging progress thingy may be my favorite feature 🪫🔋

My god, Macklin Celebrini is a cheat code on skates

A 13.3% ABV barrel-aged pastry stout. Time for f’king liftoff 🚀

San Jose Barracuda vs. Colorado Eagles. A game in which, at this moment, the Colorado goalie is playing like his torso is made of Swiss cheese

And yet when I do this, I get carried out of the bar and left on the sidewalk to fend for myself

Will the airport code be changed to PDO? 🤔

🎼 shower beer 🎶

MISSED CONNECTION: I was the guy who posed nude for your class. You were the math professor who called campus security

My earnest posting is getting out of hand here. I’m losing my grasp on my ironic detachment. Just challenging on a day when the Roots play and when I’ll join several thousand Oaklanders to tell that guy that I’ll celebrate his death. oaklandrootsblog.com/2026/03/28/o...

Pete Hegseth is dead wrong about women serving in combat. Women have and continue to be some of our strongest soldiers. Diversity IS Lethality.

welp, Paul Skenes got about as far in the first inning as he did with his plans to serve in the Air Force.

Lynx playing with its prey wins Wildlife Photographer of the Year People’s Choice Award: https://cnn.it/3O1fFRF

Eric Trump just turned 42 🤔

They’re sending Iran the Melania movie?

Salah to the Roots confirmed

was it the same doctor who operated on Tyrod Taylor back in 2020?

I’m at ICE HQ

This big, goofy bird flaps his wings. All. Damn. Game. Flapflapflapflapflapflapflapflap Never stops. Flapflapflapflapflapflap Constant aggression. Flapflapflapflappityflap etc. etc.

Go Bears 🐻🏀 #NIT

Beautiful morning in Oakland for a 5K

HAHAHAHA Gonzaga AHHH HAHAHAHAHA eat shit HAHAHAHAHAHA AHHH HAHAHAAH

If I was an NHL team I would simply not give up four goals… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Echo and the Bunnymen voice] Spare Us the Qatar

Go Bears! 🐻🏀

Bryce Harper disconsolately drinking a room-temp pint of raw milk in the clubhouse right now.

Being at the gym when a water pipe breaks and floods the place to the point where they have to urgently shoo us off the premises: 0/100 Would Not Recommend.

Starter who recorded a 2.71 ERA and tossed a trio of complete games last year for Joliet.

Go Bears!

Oakland's got a swagger about them this year – great team move here to go up 1-0 on New Mexico.