"bluesky is a bad website" skill issue if you follow the right artists you can see girls kissing with every combination of genitalia imaginable

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the prevalence of AI images sucks in innumerable ways. but it's also given us the ability to feel total elation in knowing when you've found an Extremely Raw Picture that isn't AI, but is in fact a genuine picture of a guy in a Xenomorph suit pouring you a tumbler of vodka

mermay it is 🌸💙 (from last year)

a comic about this stupid dream I had

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woke sissy hypno is like: "you 'want to be a woman' simply because you are one. you idiot. you dumb bitch." "you *will* learn self-respect" "you deserve more than mcdonald's and poppers in the back seat of a 2002 camry"

i'm... not sorry enough for making this

I guess I could excuse saying this phrase on a livestream. What I don't understand are youtubers doing this in their 1 hour+ video essays which are supposed to be well researched yet you couldn't bother to look up how to pronounce a word in your script?

[Insider] A plan to close four of six libraries in Tokyo's Kiyose backfired spectacularly. Citizens collected 7,600+ signatures in opposition. The assembly ignored them. So, voters responded by electing a Communist-backed mayor for the first time.

We found him

Státní zastupitelství v Los Angeles vzneslo po více než půlročním vyšetřování žalobu proti hudebníkovi a údajnému pedofilnímu vrahovi D4vdovi. Za oběť mu měla padnout nezletilá fanynka. Odstrašující tendence v hudebním průmyslu ukazuje, že i kdyby dívka vypovídala, nejspíš by vyvázl bez úhony.

Počet přečtených komiksů říká ACAB

her foot was the wrong way around so I fixed it but oops too late now, post already blew up

> is told they have cold brew > ask the barista if it's just iced coffee or actual cold brew > they don't understand > pull out diagram explaining what is cold brew vs what is just throwing ice into drip coffee > "it's a good cold brew, miss" > it's iced coffee.

これはktちゃんサンド

Tak děcka: vyčurat, pomočit a chcát.

It's kinda how I feel about the Evangelion Rebuilds. The most boring way to view them is to argue about what's canon and if it's a sequel and which characters know what and all that. These aren't stories about the lore. They're metaphorical experiences attempting to portray the human condition

LAWYER: The shooter shared your post: “Bugs Bunny is a two-pump chump. I’d show Lola how to smash ‘Animal Style!’” What did you mean by that? ME: That Bugs Bunny cums fast. LAWYER: He lacks sexual prowess? ME: Yes. LAWYER: Did you consider that posting something this inflammatory might be dangerous?

soooo... did anything come out of this?

This is an incredible tweet.

Hledám si aktuálně terapeutku a samozřejmě si nejprve googlím, co je ten člověk zač, než napíšu. Tímhle způsobem jsem zjistil, že jedna terapeutka dělá kromě terapií taky divadlo a dabing. Tedy mi držte palce, protože možná budu chodit na terapii k princezně Celestii.

this may be controversial to some but Iran having a nuclear weapon would be considerably more beneficial to world peace at this point than them not having one

advertising technology in the 1990s: look at this “website” you can “surf”. it has an image of a cat on it advertising technology in the 2020s: you must adopt this now or die. we are going to completely kill you if you don’t download this app immediately

If your cartoon doesn’t have a comic relief robot sidekick whose main gimmick is he explodes every episode then you should stop making things

OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse Media and universities: AI is here to stay

Die AfD-Stadtratsfraktion Ingolstadt hat interessante Öffnungszeiten auf Google Maps. 🤔

*insert someting about the duality of a man*

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

🚨🇮🇹 Gigi D’Agostino banned Country Music in Italy He said, “It is not an Italian value, but an American degeneracy.” The Italian Ministry of Sound confirmed that any cowboy hats detected within 500 m of a discoteca will result in immediate deportation to Nashville. Your thoughts on this?

*insert someting about the duality of a man*

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tfw the war you started to stop people talking about the Epstein files is going so bad, you actually start talking about the Epstein files to stop people talking about the war

"This pipeline is considered the main route for supplying global markets during this period." Uhm, seems not ideal.

Zoo Tycoon (2001)

Boooooooooo

Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts

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xix - the sun

Good morning, and Happy Transgender Day of Visibility, friends. We're still here, another year in spite of it all. And commemorating those that aren't because of transphobia but should be. 🏳️‍⚧️ 💜

Louis Theroux: I was on Arrakis spending time with a young man who’d recently moved into a cave and taken on the mantle of a messianic desert leader, Paul or as his followers called him, Muad'Dib.

pika in stem. he likes statistics #pikachu #jwoy🎨

*taps the sign* Let people dislike you. You don’t want to be friends with people who don’t like you. People block for completely random reasons. Authenticity threatens certain individuals & insecure people need a common enemy to talk smack about - genuinely, who cares what they think.

how it feels listening to an album from end to end without shuffling or skipping (aka listening to an album)