My new year's resolution? *leans closer to the mic, lips touching it* I'm gonna get weirder.

Hail to the King

Had crimby dindins with @artycorvale.bsky.social and my family yesterday, followed by a game of Root. :3

I'm dressed up for crimby.

Lately I have been suffering from low levels of whimsy, until I started listening to Henge. Now I fear that I may risk an overdose of whimsy.

I love these guys so much. ;-;

This song cured my depression. youtu.be/9DviEyvcshE?...

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

AI summaries

The Gillette company doesn't want you to know this, but if you let your moustache grow long enough you can use it to filter feed like a baleen whale.

Throwback to when Furry Twitter was going through yet another round of “if your furry character isn’t human-like enough then it’s zoophilia”, and just when the discourse was at its peak, BG3 dropped the “you can fuck a druid in bear form” ad and brought the discourse to a hilarious screeching halt.

Renfield.

I was destroyed by a small child today. She pointed at the braid in my beard and asked me why I have it, so I told her that it's because I think it's pretty. She responded with "I only like princesses".

I'm not done fanboying over Predator Badlands and I think yautja would be really good kissers like REALLY good

Predator Badlands has a sexy protagonist.

We can’t afford a $1M trailer slot 😔 But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️ If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!

Watched Predator Badlands last night. It was so god damn good. I've been wanting to see a good movie from a yautja perspective that properly explores their culture ever since I binged the Darkhorse comics back in the days before the god-awful AvP films came out.

I just watched Predator Badlands, and that movie is so fucking good holy shit.

my primary impression of fallout 76 was watching an official teaser on the alien update, hearing this weapon's sound effect, and having to rewind to make sure I didn't hallucinate it

Absolute truth.

Gonna watch Predator Badlands at the cinema tomorrow and I am fucking HYPED

You will be visited by 3 spirits.

Good morning.

Literally no one: My brain: "Weetabix were originally called Wheat Bricks and were invented as a healthier alternative to gingerbread and confectionery as building materials for witch houses, but were rebranded as a breakfast cereal when eating children fell out of fashion in the witch community."

Reposting this to remind folks, -I'm an NB Trans-Masc Korean-American artist! -Trans rights are human rights! 🏳️‍⚧️ -This house is ACAB & Anti-Fascist -Fascists/MAGA/Bigots can go fuck themselves! -No human is Illegal! You disagree with this, GET THE FUCK OUT! 🖕

Literally me.

My latest food addiction is gochujang. Can't get enough of the stuff.

I FINALLY FOUND IT. Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW

I was just feeding my corvid friends when a group of migratory geese flew overhead, honking loudly. One of the magpies appeared to disapprove and yelled at them.

absorbing every droplet of aura at mff. nobody will be spared

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

They say you should put your phone in a bag of rice if it gets wet. But are you supposed to boil the phone with the rice or add it after you've boiled the rice? I've tried both and neither appears to work.

So I basically have a real life lightsaber now.

i assumed that this was some R+30 district and this guy was a sacrificial badger but it's very much a swing district and now i want the nationwide electorate to swing so far D that this guy gets his ass utterly handed to him by an in-costume furry

Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day

I have purchased cereal.

🎵hello darkness my old friend🎶 🎶why are you here, it's 4 pm🎵

Sipping the bench sauce.

Reskeeting with alt text Yeah this has become the utter pain of what we once had. Used to be you'd run to Google for a trusted and quick search and now I try to avoid it when I can Legit ruined their own product to the point of being unrecognizable

good to know!

NPC = non player crow (in our indie game) 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛ #Gamedev #indiegame #gaming #crows #crow #gamedevelopement #indiedev

Impressionism is just what the world looks like when you're nearsighted

My Telegram contacts.

Fun fact with absolutely no real world application at all: Motorcycles are damn hard to kettle.

Every few years I feel compelled to post about the best hotel hack ever, because every time I post about it, it turns out to be new to lots of folks …

He got snow on he nose.

It is #WetBeastWednesday and I'm back to moistposting.