🎶 The sleigh bells, they were ringin' The snow was fallin down The carolers were singin' The day Santa Claus came into town He rode through the sky on a bright red sleigh Laughed and flew above the trees He made his way down the chimney shaft The day Santa gave a gift to me (follow my 🧵, in G 👇)

The Wardell family is close to being rent secure and saving their stored belongings through New Years but needs some more funds to make that dream a reality. Consider helping them out and giving them a New Year's Miracle. More info and links in Austin's profile. Thanks y'all stay awesome.

If you are looking for someone to help with mutual aid this holiday season, Austin and his family could use the help. His dad is disabled, he has 2 cool pets, and they were screwed by the federal voucher system. Check out the USA Today article below and his profile for links to donate. Thanks y'all.

Team names for the Wednesday night curling teams this season 🥌

We are still about $800 away from being secure through Christmas at least, $1500 from being rent secure through the new year. Please consider donating anything you can spare. Reposts greatly appreciated( @eve6.bsky.social I'm looking at you!). We need a lot help this holiday season, folks.

It was also the night the Snowmen came to life

I just don't think healthcare should be for profit. 1/

Health insurance industry PR is working overtime right now diverting blame to physicians for claim denials and rising costs. I feel compelled to remind everybody that Optum (UHC) is the largest employer of physicians in the US. We have never had less power in healthcare than we do right now.

Me, walking by my Dad's room seeing Tears For Fears is next on #TheVoice: "Oh cool, I will have to watch after commercial." Dad: "Who ARE those guys?" Me: goes on to explain TFF, their hits, names, etc. Voice returns from commercial. Dad: "So they're British fellas you say?" Me: "Yes 🤣"

Virginia Tech professor and poet, Nikki Giovanni, has died at the age of 81.

To stop Canadian bacon from curling in the pan, take away their little brooms.

Austin's family could really use some help this holiday season. If you've got the means, please check his profile and consider assisting them. This article shines a light on the extremely flawed federal housing voucher system and how it still leaves people unhoused. It's absolutely heartbreaking.

Can I thumbs down something before it even premieres on Netflix?

Nevir shal Ich give thee up Nevir shal Ich let thee doun Nevir shal Ich runne arounde and go from thee Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh Nevir speke falsehood And cause thee sorowe

*Pretends to be shocked*

Attention New Jersey friends:

Giant Curling Rock (Thunder Bay): Standing at 2.13 metres in height, the curling rock was unveiled for the 1960 Brier held in the community. It was once the world's largest curling rock but has since been bested by a curling rock built in Arborg, Manitoba.

Our country is disgusting. No CEO or company deserves this much money profiting off of HUMAN LIVES. Healthcare is a human right. Medicare/Medicaid for all.

love and solidarity for every trans person today.

Am I the only person who remembers the now defunct "Accidental Toast" account on Twitter that would chronical real names that sounded like they could be on Matt Berry's "Toast of London?" I loved that account so much and I keep finding names in the wild that would work perfectly like this:

I'm a Steelers fan, and I think I see how the math works out. We beat BAL (p. good) but lost to CLE (sucks so bad) ergo we stink.

Austin's family could really use some help this holiday season. If you've got the means, please check his profile and consider assisting them. This article shines a light on the extremely flawed federal housing voucher system and how it still leaves people unhoused. It's absolutely heartbreaking.

Everyone talks about the Butterball hotline today, but here's one I think is also helpful and important all year! The ASPCA has a poison control center phone number available 24/7/365. A consultation fee may apply but just might save your pet's life. (888) 426-4435 www.aspca.org/pet-care/ani...

We're on the way home after a day at the H for one of my 6 hour infusions. Stopped for fuel, and my dad tried to turn the car off by long pressing the POWER button on the stereo. Car stays on, my dad yells, "WHAT?" I gently move his finger to the ignition button, and he says, " Oh, that's what."

Dad walks into the room with his lunch: "Is this the #Lions versus the Houston Oilers?" Me: "What?" Dad: "Is that what they are called?" Me: "Nope, they are the Indianapolis #Colts. The Oilers haven't existed since the mid-90s." Dad: "oh well, they all have blue *eats sandwich*"

We are watching last night's 20/20, and my dad yelled out, "WOW, SOMEBODY'S TERRIBLE!" This is a great alternate name for every episode of 20/20.

I wish the person/people who ran the Accidental Toast of London account would start up again and move here because I miss it every day.

I just aged 293 years in 57 seconds thanks to the #Steelers. Now I will mourn in my Tempur-Pedic Swedish Sleep System adjustable bed like the old person that I am. We will get you next time, Cleveland. #HereWeGo

#HereWeGo in the snow! One more TD #Steelers! We can do this!!!

Come on #Steelers!!! One quarter left and we need TDs! #HereWeGo

My dad wanted Burger King for lunch. The woman at the drive-thru asked, "Would you like a crown? We are required to ask everyone." I enthusiastically said yes, and she looked surprised. I'm clearly in the adult target demographic for a BK Crown. I'm an advertiser's dream.

OK, I demand to know who came up with this turn indicator design and how it managed to make its way into a manufactured automobile.

My father chose the ideal day to have a guy come look at our home to start planning to install a central air and new heating system...the day I must prep for a colonoscopy.

Looks like a bad case of the owls

Gotta read the alt-text, friends

you’re living in it, baby

repeating the words "barbie themed security forum" to myself as i contemplate the imminent heat death of all life on earth

Update: The slur list got updated ya'll. But still want them to address and make statement :) They owe a fucking apology.

Me too, pal

the 4 twitters

Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals

Sitting in the middle of a CAT SANDWICH (yelled like ROCK LOBSTER).

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally

Happy Canada Day 🇨🇦 to those who celebrate! Happy Rate Limit Exceeded Day to those who celebrate!