My dad’s birthday (and also youngest nephew) is tomorrow so Brûlée Boy is back 🦹🏼‍♂️🍮

I used to sell drinks in the stands at Tech games when I was in high school and being on the student side during Enter Sandman was so sick. The whole stands would be shaking

This made me giggle 🤭

Got a sick new work hat today 😌💅🏼

I feel like my nose has been stopped up for weeks 🤧

LFG

@phishatdicks.bsky.social surprising me in my after work IG reels scrolling 😂

I feel bad about jumping into the Blucifer costume idea instead of coming up with a dope couples costume for our first Halloween together. We kind of decided Blucifer and the devil costume felt forced, and my girlfriend is gonna borrow a Wednesday Addams costume instead

Lemme see some pictures of that bike, boi 😏 @dijcrap.hates.lol

Man Has Favorite Hot Dog Place For Every Level Of Sobriety https://theonion.com/man-has-favorite-hot-dog-place-for-every-level-of-sobriety/

Thinking about trying to make weed creme brûlée. Has anyone had success infusing thc in milk/heavy cream?

My friend played a show at one of the bars in town tonight and he asked me to make a backdrop for them

Got the mask to my Blucifer costume in the mail for Eggy Halloween! 🥚

The algorithm has gotten me full blown addicted to hearing Jeff Teague tell stories about being in the NBA 😂

Getting serious FOMO looking at pics and vids from Bike Kill this weekend ☹️

Made some Sunday sauce (Rao’s) 🤌🏼🍝

I’m playing one of my best friends in fantasy football this week. We grew up two houses from each other. I really need this W

One of my best efforts in a minute. Happy Sunday, everyone 🙏🏼🍳

They went to the UVA game last night and I just wanna talk about spoarts ☹️

How it feels when neither my sister or mom picks up my FaceTime

I competed in the Leadville GL’Open last night ⛳️🏌️

Let’s go Hoos! ⚔️ #wahoowa

Last night was easily my most efficient Red Rocks exit. I texted my girlfriend that we were getting on 70 at 10:20 and that included grabbing 3 chicken sandies for the road 💪🏼

It’s important to insist on taking selfies with your boys

The most debilitating aspect of my color blindness is that I can never tell the difference between the red and green on port o potty doors 😔

lol we got to the lot way tomorrow early and it’s pretty much empty. Things are a little different for non jam bands

Another one ☝🏼 #sippin

#sippin on a road soda omw to Parcels

You guys, this is incredible news 🤤🙏🏼 www.wsls.com/news/local/2...

I’m leaving for work and it 20° rn. As much shit as I’ve been talking about being ready for ski season, I’m not ready to be leaving for work in the negatives 😞☝🏼

#hardstyle 4 @hamshooz.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo 😤💪🏼

Daddy Fat Stacks is back 😤💪🏼🍻

Just finished Oathbringer 🗡️

Just got a Facebook memory of this 2 Chainz stencil I made 12 years ago ⛓️

The haters are absolutely furious rn

I didn’t know how to react to the compliment so I just flopped my dick around like Jason Segel does in Forgetting Sarah Marshall and then flexed at my girlfriend. Whole drive to work I was asking myself why 😔

My girlfriend said I was looking “toned” when I was getting ready for work this morning so excuse me while I ride that compliment throughout the rest of this week 🙂‍↔️ (it’s not quite “jacked” or “yolked” but we’ll get there)

I’m gonna be rocking shorts on my rides as long as I can, but I think today might have been the last short sleeves ride of the year 😢🥶

Beat my previous best time on the mineral belt minus town by 3.2 seconds 💪🏼🚴🏼‍♀️💨

Won an award at the employee appreciation party 💪🏼🍻

Got dressed for a morning mineral belt lap, went to go check my bike, felt how cold it is, and decided it’s a great morning to read my book and drink some coffee

The strawberry puree creme brûlée was an incredible success 👩‍🍳🤌🏼

Don’t mind me, just ripping gravity bongs with my girlfriend’s mom

Louie’s in BV might be my favorite ice cream spot ever. I can’t wait to take my nephews there next time they visit

Put a bunch of my top tier stickers on the skoozie (my new name for the ski koozie). Unfortunately I didn’t have room for the Fuck You WSMFP Run These Streets one

Just realized it’s locals day at Melanzana on Wednesday! 🥳

Picked up a 2 beer koozie at 40% off to use for ski season and I’m incredibly stoked 🍻

“I will take responsibility for what I have done,” Dalinar whispered. “If I must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” Just gave me chills 😮‍💨

Same old Jets 😞