Max Scherzer is coming back out for the 6th inning. He ate the bullpen phone.

Devils putting it to the Panthers is unexpected but welcome imo

NICOOOOOO

TIMOOOOOOO

That's right baby it's "cameo by Nico Daws where he makes two lousy starts" season

I love being at the airport and having to look at this goblin's propaganda videos funded by my tax dollars. It rocks, to me.

Months before catastrophic floods swept through an Alaska Native village on Sunday, the Trump administration canceled a $20 million grant meant to protect the community from extreme flooding. At the time, the EPA administrator said he was eliminating "wasteful DEI and Environmental Justice grants."

The person who invents a corn tortilla with some actual structural integrity will forever have my sword

<sitting on my couch with an apple cider> you've gotta let that pitch hit you in the kneecap man

Legit thought this was an Onion bit for a second before I saw the source

Me preparing to watch a game with severson on the other side

The NFL games in London will continue until morale improves

pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat

Longhorn defense is gonna sack John Mateer back to the Fletcher’s corn dog stand outside the stadium.

hook them imo

Texas back

The TikTok thing is cartoonishly corrupt. Everyone involved should be in jail.

This is one of the best games ever but not really enjoyable in any way

Woof, man

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

I'm sorry but it is very very funny to see a guy try to deploy a message of "only rich people take the city bus."

Cam Skattebo run like Crash Bandicoot

Lol Skattebo rocks, man. Drunk cocaine bender running nonstop

Important 👇👇👇

The Giants actually cashing in the interception returned back to the red zone but not a touchdown has me reeling. You're supposed to get 3 points max there

I've been watching the Giants long enough to know this game has "crushing defeat" written all over it

Pretty solid night for Marky, only got beat 10 times

Really wish the Devils had gotten a real 3C this summer, I think it's gonna be a problem

Fucking goddamn fucking Hurricanes

Hockey is stupid and bad. Missed this

Buccigross sucks so fucking bad, man

That looked very much intentional by Jack Hughes

BRATT YES

Unclear why that wasn't a penalty on Glendening but I'm okay with it

Thank goodness wouldn't want to overreact and fire a guy after just 300 seasons on the bench. Gotta give him 600 or 700 more seasons to implement his system.

Fire Boone into the sun please

Lol thank god we got that high-leverage Volpe at bat earlier

Volpe freaking STINKS, man

Welp

Homering on that pitch is something that should be impossible to do, just an incredible piece of hitting

Aaron Judge's HR came on a 99.7 mph pitch. That's the fastest pitch he's ever hit for a home run in his MLB career.

I miss teams having to go through the indignity of throwing four meaningless pitches for the intentional walk. Good opportunity to boo the cowardice that just isn't there anymore.

We cannot let the Jags and Seahawks play each other. This is a national security issue.

Lol just how you draw it up there

The Phillies getting their hearts ripped out because of a cowardly bunting decision is a nice balm on the pain of the Yankees being obliterated in Canada

McDavid getting paid the at-signing cap equivalent of 1.65 Ondrej Palats in that extension is something

I look at the scandal that took the candidate from Ireland's biggest political party out of their presidential race and I weep for the US's utterly pathetic standards for our public servants. It'd be, what, Trump's 700,000th biggest scandal? Our guy shits out a bigger scandal before breakfast.