I know so little about basketball but I'm pretty confident that this is good basketball

The Canes making the final is a bummer but at least the Habs were made to look like a bunch of sucky assholes which is an okay silver lining.

One of these teams is considerably better than the other.

Now we're cooking

Just got $40 from one of those "somebody stole all of your personal data" class action settlements, beers on me!

Lol at Jaxson Dart trying the little "I'm just a little apolitical birthday boy" two-step.

Claude Lemieux was probably as responsible as anyone for making me a Devils fan when I was a kid. One of history's greatest bastards (complimentary). RIP to a legend

Do it, then. Touch the stove, Marky. I bet it's not even that hot.

Brian Finneran

For far too long, this country has been governed by people who were either unable or simply unwilling to post brief videos of themselves being bitten multiple times by snakes that they had just picked up for some reason,

I'm 95% of the way to negotiating my purchase of the Empire State Building i just need to figure out who owns it, what the selling price is, and how to secure that amount of money.

128-team playoff imo

thought it was spurs fraudwatch but now it’s thunder fraudwatch. i know one of these mfs is a fraud that’s the only way you lose a game is my understanding

And... we're back to threats. The cycle of: 1) Threats 2) Lies of an imminent peace deal 3) Positive media coverage for that 4) Evidence of no deal, and nowhere close to Iran making concessions 5) Pretending not to care about a deal he transparently wants 6) Threats Took about three days this time

Well-deserved block

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

An utterly insane and nonsensical policy unless your goal is to inflict pain on people for no reason (obviously that is the goal).

Anyways I'm too busy to get to the wedding Don junior. Working on some documents.

Gotta give some credit to @vanhollen.senate.gov for taking the initiative to fight for Kilmar last year, when other Dems were cowering on immigration issue also, shout out to total badass @cnewman.bsky.social, lawyer for Kilmar’s family & @ndlon.bsky.social legal director

Please shoot me in the face with a bazooka

Now that's the government working as intended, baby!

The Hurricanes getting swept in the ECF again would take a lot of the sting out of this season

Call this dumbshit's bluff. Try it, stop international flights into JFK a week before the World Cup you birdbrain

Battle of California

55 POINTS 55 REBOUNDS 55 ASSISTS 55 BLOCKS

The exterior temperature is not between 65 and 75 degrees so the entire SEPTA regional rail system is broken, as is tradition

Sunny, I love you. Dave Rogalski, thanks for your input, your contributions will be rued for years to come. www.espn.com/contributor/... espn.com/app

Trying something out based on perusing today's news: [ahem] I have conferred with myself and a committee of my most loyal sycophants and we have decided that everyone has to give me a trillion dollars and they are banned in perpetuity from being mad at me. This is legally binding.

just absolutely clownish levels of corruption embarrassing clown shit country where every major institution has failed to keep pace with a buffoonish combover con man operating at a fifth grade reading level

As a guy with half a trillion dollars, I have lots of options: 1. Enjoy a 100% stress-free life doing whatever I please in unfathomable luxury all over the world with people of my choosing 2. Have 87 meltdowns a day on a website

ELON: christopher nolin is desocrating Homer the Odyssey just to qualify for woke oscars award.. only thing he care is industy clout CHRISTOPHER NOLAN (looking at a bunch of clocks he's modified so they're all going at different speeds): haha yes.... hell yeah...

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Another for instance! Down in Queensland, Australia, fossil gas used to provide all the peak power. Then batteries start nibbling at it. Then chomping on it. And now they've basically eaten it all up. No more gas. Look at this graphic! Glorious. reneweconomy.com.au/big-batterie...

Wow, hard to believe people golfing at fucking Trump Doral are not as put off by the president erecting a golden statue of himself as the wider population.

Time for a 52-0 California map

I think this is the move. Nemec has enough appeal that I think his value is still strong, but there are a lot of red flags in his game.

Man Inspects Perimeter To Find Most Vulnerable Entry Point To Hamburger https://theonion.com/man-inspects-perimeter-to-find-most-vulnerable-entry-po-1849717059/

assimilate with Tommy Tuberville's culture (losing by sixty to Oklahoma State at home)

Primetime Giants-Cowboys games are a sort of divine punishment for all of us and hard to say we don't deserve it

It's "Yeah!" by Usher/Lil Jon/Luda

Looks like shit, thank you Mr President!!

The Reflecting Pool is the Trump admin in microcosm: *The pool has real problems, like leaky pipes, that are not being fixed *Superficial paint job that will actually make it look worse *No bid contract! No oversight! www.nytimes.com/2026/05/08/u...

Devils Legend Dakota Mermis in the news, folks

Guess i should have actually done this, huh

Lmao

Nice diluted margins y’all just handed us, sure would be a shame if anything happened to them

It's amazing how these people can make anything that they touch suck absolute shit.

This show rocks, highly recommend.

People absolutely love being scammed by this guy, they cannot get enough of it.