Devils legends carrying play today

👀The federal judges in West Virginia, where ICE has been pulling over and detaining people on the freeway, are literally screaming about ICE's tactics. "It is an assault on the constitutional order," Judge Goodwin says. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

This guy rules

Man, it would rock if the Devils had a player like Jack Hughes to build a contender around

It is so incredibly humiliating that this dumb motherfucker is running a society of 350 million people into the dirt because he's scared of dying.

Smh Finns took 8 shots in the final two periods.

Lol Erik Haula

I thought he already did this the last term? I could swear this one's a rerun.

Hail to the thief

That Keller goal was insane, that's like what you dream about doing when you're in Mites

Hoooooly shiiiiiitttt5ttt

USA women making an unfortunate habit of flushing huge late leads in these curling matches

re:your "Ace Ventura goes to Epstein Island" script—we like the concept. We th ink its very good. But it borrows too many jokes from AV1 & 2

Oh no I smell toast

Jesus Christ these people are monsters.

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

USA women going steal-steal to pull out that match was cinema

Incredible how quickly this entire grievance-based worldview crumbles into dust by literally just asking "And what do you mean by that?"

Trump Administration Announces Rule That Mommy Disappears When She Puts Her Hands In Front Of Her Face

No appointee of this administration even bothers to create the appearance of doing their job anymore, just openly serving as the president's personal apologist and attack dog. Completely illegitimate government

If China took away the Stanley Cup, how would Canada even know?

well credit where credit’s due: it’s 2035 and i’m driving to work in elon musk’s moon city—or rather my optimus robot chauffeur is, heh. i’m just kicking back and enjoying the view. what kind of a name for a moon bridge is owl creek

This is absolutely insane. The sort of Kafka-esque nightmare you would find in a Philip K Dick book set far in the dystopian future. A window on America tumbling into autocracy. www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...

RT @stefanheck.bsky.social [dumps gatorade on coach after losing the big game] we know how much you hate gatorade you piece of shit

Drake Maye-be you should try hanging onto the ball huh

Lmao that's that

It's very funny how AI ads are never like, scientists using AI to scan thousands of ancient documents or some kind of actual plausible good use. It's always a guy being like hey chatGPT how do I make a bowl of cereal do I start with a bowl or the milk or what

For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

Mariah Carey is there because Long Island is technically part of Italy

that thing where your child won't pick out their sweater so you pick out their sweater but that sweater, upon review, does not align with their vision, so now, .05 seconds before the bus arrives, they WILL go pick out their own sweater, actually-- love that. best way to start the day

Just like with Kilmer Abrego Garcia, the biggest sin any targeted immigrant can commit is winning battles — legal or PR battles — against the government, and they just won’t let those losses go

Since winning on Nov 15 to move to 13-4-1, the Devils have gone 15-23-1 across the next 39 games. For those who don't want to retrieve their calculator, that's a 65 point pace over what is very nearly half a season.

Important 👇👇👇

It's really crowded field at this point, but this is up there for most horrible Devils season I have ever witnessed. This team was supposed to be a contender and it's just utter garbage.

Kovacevic, buddy

RIP in peace to this dogshit Devils season

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Lol the Kings picked up Panarin for the same price the Devils just paid for Nick Bjugstad.

Laughing maniacally at the fact that the Big Brains running the Devils looked at the absolute dumpster fire they are icing every night right now and said, "fuck yeah, Nick Bjugstad fixes this."

THE DEVILS ARE FIXED, BABY. FITZ MASTERCLASS.

After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all

Me, to my bosses at the newspaper: what about my team at our “random college freshman said something annoying” beat? Newspaper owner: *slides check for 10 million dollars* this mission is too important to be compromised, we will spend every last dime if we have to

Whole fanbase is about to tune out, rightfully so. Nobody seems to give a shit how embarrassing things have gotten.

That was certainly a first period of all time. #NJDevils

They are selling “I survived watching the Devils-Blue Jackets first period” tshirts

One of the dumbest guys I grew up with now constantly posts on insta about homeschooling and, well, seems suboptimal for a kid's future prospects to hinge on being homeschooled by a person I would describe as "one of the dumbest guys I grew up with."