mike
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It's possible that I'm the real asshole here. Sports bad.
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[TEST] The sports, they're bad.
over 2 years ago
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It's very funny that he can't even do the layup easy "being president" shit without sounding like a maniac.
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2 minutes ago
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over 2 years ago
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You canāt have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply canāt afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor
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treb
about 13 hours ago
ahaha holy shit I was not up on this. Not surprised!
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The Devils announce they're giving me the greatest Christmas gift of all: Smashing me in the nuts repeatedly with a big cartoon mallet. Thanks, guys!
1 day ago
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Shaker Samman
1 day ago
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@theonion.com
nails it boy do they nail it
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I like how we've completely dispensed with any dignity attached to this office. Just let this addled moron tyrant slap his name on everything like they're his garbage real estate projects. Sure, who cares.
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1 day ago
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more mr. nice guy
about 1 year ago
fucked up to think about but there was two grinches on noah's ark
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Michael Hobbes
2 days ago
4 extra seconds of daylight let's goooooo
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The Devils should really think about not sucking ass
3 days ago
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Good to have the entire Devils offense back on the ice
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3 days ago
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Garbage people, garbage values
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3 days ago
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Hamilton Nolan
5 days ago
Woman comes to US at age 6. Graduates nursing school. Work permit. No criminal record. Snatched and imprisoned by ICE for 6 months now. About to be forced back to Honduras. A life destroyed and one less nurse. Merry Christmas.
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Derek Bodner
5 days ago
Sixers vs Knicks box at the half.
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The Devils, propelled by the offensive firepower of Connor Brown and [file not found], are taking the league by storm.
5 days ago
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Trump by Jacobs by Donald Trump by Marc Jacobs for Donald by Marc by Donald Trump by Marc Jacobs
5 days ago
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I think the only way a lot of people are going to understand a why we developed a lot of these systems they are tearing down is through the hard lessons that resulted in their development in the first place.
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7 days ago
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Aaron Sojourner
10 days ago
This happened last week but I'm still not over ICE's choice to cut off her wedding ring. Needless, punitive cruelty. The feds can't successfully prosecute her for any crime. All they can do is punish her in the moment & they try as best they can.
www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
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Federal agents arrest citizen observer watching ICE detain neighbors on her north Minneapolis block
Susan Tincher, a 55-year-old American citizen, appears to be the first observer arrested by federal immigration enforcement officers since the agency launched an immigration surge in the Twin Cities l...
https://www.mprnews.org/story/2025/12/09/federal-agents-arrest-citizen-observer-watching-ice-north-minneapolis
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assbutt
8 days ago
ten fucking calls a day from the āloan underwriting departmentā please someone send these people to the hague
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I'm sorry it's so funny that the entire economy is teetering on a mountain of capital expenditures for a thing that does not, and I suspect will not, ever do the things its purveyors claim it does.
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8 days ago
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The Onion
9 days ago
āNo Way To Prevent This,ā Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens-3/
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lauren
11 days ago
there should be a lottery i can enter where the winners each get to pry down one chintzy piece of shit with a crowbar
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treb
11 days ago
Gonna be an absolute delight ripping this shit down. Needs to be a real spectacle. A PBS special
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Adam Gretz
12 days ago
Players like Quinn Hughes do not get traded very often. Mostly because there are not a lot of them. For a player like that to get traded, at this age, a lot of things have to go terribly wrong. That is the Vancouver Canucks story.
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Holy hell
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12 days ago
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Devils are executing the "crash and burn" flawlessly here
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12 days ago
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Good thing the Devils aren't playing tonight
13 days ago
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Aww did somebody get addicted to being ruled by the malevolent whims of a dipshit narcissist????
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13 days ago
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Poopob Poopstrom
13 days ago
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Devils poopy
13 days ago
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Kage damagƩ
16 days ago
I skipped the past two games to do actually fun things, but im locked in for tonight baby
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Showing up to the hospital with a broken leg and the $800 dollar check Our Supergenius President Mr. Trump sent me and being shocked when the hospital bills me another $126,000 after discharging me.
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16 days ago
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swoon ganz
17 days ago
Searching for a new litterbox and dying laughing at this cat who looks like a toilet astronaut.
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Trump about to win the inaugural Netflix Peace Prize
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17 days ago
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Big time College Kickers moment
18 days ago
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rich traditions
18 days ago
and i hate to beat this drum but what is it about "the west" that they allegedly like? seems like they hate it a lot. i mean maybe the version of the west where euros butchered each other for centuries i guess
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Well they need all the help they can get, it seems
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18 days ago
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Competent Everton always takes me some time to process
18 days ago
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Devils are gonna retroactively lose the 16 games they won this season and go 0-82-0
19 days ago
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Akira Schmid got a shutout and is also only 2 goals behind Paul Cotter for the season
19 days ago
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J.J.
19 days ago
NO ONE KICKS LIKE GASTON SPLITS THE STICKS LIKE GASTON NO ONE'S LEGS AS INCREDIBLY THICK AS GASTON
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Very important for the next Dem president to clean house on every one of these commissions and fill them with appointees who will strive to make billionaires' lives miserable in whatever jurisdiction they oversee. Make these people understand why they shouldn't want these commissions politicized.
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19 days ago
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When I got a 25/100 on an engineering project freshman year because my group put all our data in appendices and failed to refer to them directly in the body text, I didn't realize I had the option of pissing my pants so violently that I instead get the presidential medal of freedom.
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21 days ago
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Lol well guess I'm not gonna have to tune into this one after the Devils game
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23 days ago
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Jake Allen big time doo doo pants performance tonight
23 days ago
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Not the best minute of goaltending from Allen there
23 days ago
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Lol this one gonna hit triple digit PIMs at this rate
23 days ago
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This would be one of those situations where it would be nice to have a Jack Hughes
23 days ago
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This thing went tits up in a real hurry
23 days ago
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This is a sub-ideal start to the period
23 days ago
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Not sure this one's gonna hold up
23 days ago
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