“Defender of democracy” / “they will get what they deserve”

‪@tales-typos.bsky.social‬ has asked to be blocked by every trans person on this website.

I am so glad that somebody came up with the “it’s ableist to tell people not to speed” argument. It’s about time.

Taps mic… is this thing on

You sure about this, Google?

I set up an arti account over here. Follow it or else @evilchaya.bsky.social

Account switcher go crazy

The thing that gets me about this scene is that house did NOT need to say all that he was literally talking to a hallucination

HIS "PERSONAL LIFE" SECTION IS TWO SENTENCES... EVERYTHING ELSE IS CONTROVERSY.... MY MAN....

make some space in the part of your brain that remembers important quotes because a new important quote just dropped

My dad just told me he has to “take a night off” from watching House

Exclusive: Sheriff Fred Harran Enlists Bucks County in Trump’s Nationwide Immigration Crackdown | The Bucks County Sheriff’s office has an application pending to participate in ICE’s 287(g) "task force model", which essentially makes local law enforcement officers de facto ICE agents. #Pennsylvania

staying on Twitter until “it”™️ finally happens because “it”™️ is absolutely gonna be the greatest day of all time for social media

Actually JKR is uniquely shitty because she's so insanely rich. Most of the authors that hate my existence can't bankroll a law getting passed to limit my freedom, but she literally can, and literally is.

There are no leftist trans presidents. There are no leftist trans billionaires. To imply that trans people have some kind of secret source of power that somehow outweighs the power of actual world leaders and the richest people on earth is the realm of vile fascist conspiracy.

credit where it’s due, we’re seeing unparalleled innovation in workplace sexual harassment from elon right now

your budgeting around your poverty level is killing the economy

Why does she even fucking care what bathroom trans people use if the only two places she ever goes are her $150m yacht and her literal castle?

violent illegal immigrant criminals should also not be sent to concentration camps

I don’t think my dad knows it but he accidentally sent me the most beautiful photo of a double rainbow I have ever seen. Almost brought me to tears

you can still tell lies dw

Being in your early twenties is fun because people aged 40 and up treat you like you’re 12 and people in their teens and younger treat you like you’re a senior citizen

My brother and his fiancee set my nephew up with a Messenger Kids account so he can text us and I pretty frequently get texts like this

Unidentified men grabbing someone off the street and putting her in a car because she wrote an op-Ed. This as flatly authoritarian as anything we’ve seen in this country in a very long time.

"OpenAI cooked" it made an image that says the lungs are located in the brain and says the nose is called a "shart"

The last time child labor laws were like this we ended up having a mini civil war about it.

theres a guy on the white house payroll who gets insurance and benefits whos job is to post epic memes hyping up torture prisons and im not allowed to say that what we did to julius streicher should be done to them

Literally all liberals have done since 2016 is "call out abusive behavior by online leftists", how has that worked out?

I genuinely - genuinely - believe that people like this don't have souls

AI ART IS A CANCER ON OUR SOCIETY AND SHOULD BE BANNED

this is the kind of messaging we need. say that RFK is right. say that he’s actually a genius. say that his voice is normal. this is how we win.

Crazy how your dentist can tell you that you need your wisdom teeth removed because they are rotting out of your head and your insurance company can just deny the claim

RV went up in flames today (no one was hurt)

Your brain on Zionism and anti-Palestinian racism

making buzzwords. Liberal journalists, lemme know if u wanna use any of these: -Woke MAGA -Transcongressional -Dark Stein -Theycott -Propagantic aaaaand -Voicemail Activism If you’re a right wing pundit, here are some for you: -Fake science -Degenerology -Bidemnesia -Teslamericans -FAUXbama

I’m gonna disagree. Dems should say: “You know damn well Republicans don’t care about women’s sports. And you know they get arrested every single day for preying on kids. No wonder they make laws where they get to look in your kid’s pants. They wanted to make a child predator Attorney General.” …

For obvious reasons, the lesson—the internet wisdom—behind ‘don’t feed the trolls’ is applicable to random comment board participants but not the president of the United States. The president and his White House staff spending time fantasizing about a monarchy is not wise to ignore.

i’m starting to think he wasn’t just joking like many people in the media claimed he was when he said that we wouldn’t have to “worry” about voting again if he won

"It's not my job to educate you" was a useful phrase before AI but now, unfortunately, it is our job and we don't have much of a choice, it's everyone's job now

imagine going back to 2016 and telling someone which of these images is more strongly associated with nazism