"passport bros" are not at all new and they are not "frustrated with modern dating" they just want women who are completely subservient to them and have zero power in their own lives

goooood morning it is chilly but bright, and we met our new next-door neighbor dog, who was very sweet and is now our new friend, so yes, 100%: Lucy Loved That Walk

It will never stop pissing me off how much trump is going to walk away from this presidency as a “real” billionaire in a way he never was before, and it is going to be solely because of the public office

you are not a violent abuser BECAUSE you have mental health issues. You can be a violent abuser who is ALSO mentally ill. The mental illness is not the cause of your domestic violence.

so Panda went to the groomer today

This week’s newsletter is… cranky. Equal opportunity cranky. I’ve got smoke for Sotomayor, Thomas, Platner, Swalwell, and especially Door Dash.

goooood morning it is chilly but bright and we shared some snacks, got cuddles from some cleaning ladies, and saw a dog friend or two while we were out and about, so yes, as usual: Lucy Loved That Walk

You and Schumer could have pushed for a review of his govt contracts when you had the majority. You didn’t. Maybe stop doing that.

It's a sign of a failed society when it continues to platform people who consistently get big things wrong. We should not still be subjected to most of the people writing Op-Eds at the New York Times who spent DECADES getting everything about war AND peace wrong.

this is fucking unreal stuff from Noah Wyle on the magic of The Pitt. www.gq.com/story/noah-w...

Dr. Cerina Fairfax is remembered as a mentor and community leader as officials call attention to the broader impact of domestic gun violence toward Black women

Orban made grand appeals to “Christianity” and “Western Civilization,” but his “illiberal democracy” was just a scam, a way to make him and his buddies rich while subjecting Hungarians to stagnation and robbing them of their freedom. Sound familiar? (Gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

The House passed our extension of TPS for Haiti with a 224 vote victory of Democrats & Republicans alike. This has been a long-fought battle to defend our Haitian neighbors & our communities, and we're not letting up. The Senate must take action without delay.

IT'S OFFICIAL: The House has passed our extension of TPS for Haiti. This win wouldn't be possible without the strength & organizing of our movement to defend our Haitian neighbors. To those in the #MA7 & beyond, this is for you. The Senate must pick this up without delay.

Justin Furstenfeld is parasite free!!!! He is officially #mended.❤️‍🩹 His fur is growing in nicely. He’s a healthy weight. He’s a perfect parapup. I issued the traditional @HideSteel herd collar to him. His version of the black leather jacket. 🖤 #NotBrokenAnymore

Feels important to uplift Rep Pressley's leadership. She puts in a lot of work on issues that others often don't see as a priority. I've appreciated her anti-criminalization work over the years. She's a worker.

Two kinds of morning people … 1. Skeptical $. RISE AND CRIME

goooood morning it is chilly and bright and this little lady decided to wake me up at the crack of dawn, but we shared our snacks with the crows and did a lovely loop around the neighborhood so yup, it’s true: Lucy Loved That Walk

My first HBO special. You all helped me get here. I can’t wait to share with you what we created on May 22nd ❤️

The Anti-War President prepares to invade his third country and/or bomb his eleventh. In 15 months. www.usatoday.com/story/news/w...

uhhh wtf

Can confirm

Live Nation illegally monopolized the market for tickets, protecting its position through pressure and leverage, jury finds

Easiest prediction in the world.

When you feel imposter syndrome sneaking up on you, just remember that JD Vance lectured the Pope on theology.

McLovin is helping me study my Japanese vocabulary.

it is a very minor thing but were the swalwell and gonzales resignations timed or coordinated for some obscure reason

It's obscene the level of which this administration has gone after trans youth to make their lives a living hell. The latest attack on care will completely defund any hospital or clinic that provides care to trans youth. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

BREAKING: Banner parent company to buy Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, staving off newspaper’s closure

the two most successful recent democratic presidential campaigns ran with progressive-coded messages -- obama 2008, biden 2020. the campaigns that adopt cautious centrism - harris 24, kerry 04, clinton 16, gore 2000 - fucking lose. so of course ny times editorial board wants dems to do the latter.

Very pleased and sort of stunned to be part of the new class of Guggenheim fellows.

Just to give a sense of the insane scale of billions of dollars…MacKenzie Scott got about $38 billion after divorcing Bezos in 2019. She has become the world’s most generous philanthropist, giving away over $19 billion…and she’s currently wealthier than she started. Just. Tax. Them.

goooood morning it is chilly and drizzly, but of course there were snacks for sharing, and this little lady got to lick a little kid on its way to daycare - so yes, you know it: Lucy Loved That Walk

Turned on NBC. They talked about “President tipping a DoorDash driver $100”. This woman participated in GOP ads before playing other roles. There is no DoorDash deliveries to the Oval Office. Please exercise proper judgement when consuming news.

Not so long ago she was out on the streets fending for herself. But as soon as Dolly Parton decides to go back to her suite she can’t get there quick enough. It’s her safe place and she loves it there ❤️

Voters in a small Missouri town, unhappy with the city council’s approval of a $6B data center, ousted all four incumbent council members running for reelection

From Wookie to Ewok in 863479.3 minutes! And counting … Le sigh. context: Barry has spina bifida and other birth defects. He cannot hold still. It’s a 3 to 5 day project to get a full haircut on this little big man.

It's not just trunks that double up as pacifiers - as demonstrated by Jackson! A few soothing words and a chin massage ensure Mwinzi feels suitably adored by his surrogate ‘mothers’ in this throwback video. See how much little Mwinzi has grown: www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/orphans/mwinzi

I would like to hope the Democrats are noticing all those Hungarians eagerly baying for justice and prison for Orban and his flunkies.

This is not the first time barry has impersonated a doctor.

WASHINGTON (AP) — Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell of California says he will resign from Congress after sexual assault allegations.

Here are some nice mushrooms

goooood morning it is brisk and breezy but dry, so we’ll take it - and the neighborhood loop featured dog friends, kid friends, and crow friends, so yes, naturally: Lucy Loved That Walk

Stars can’t shine without darkness.

signal receivers

"just following up on this" = stop ignoring me "putting this at the top of your inbox" = what the hell's going on, read my email "friendly reminder" = im going to kidnap your kids

"If you can't solve the smallest task in someone's life, why would they ever trust you to solve the biggest one?" Mamdani's revival of early 20th century "sewer socialism" here is the inverse of Guiliani's "broken windows" approach. Starting small to do big things, but this time, they're good.

Could we do a Truman Show situation where we build a fake Oval Office where he watches AI created fake news about himself and let him believe he's still president and tweet the hours away and meanwhile we can impeach him and move on...I'm not sure he'd know the difference

SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) — Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell suspends campaign for California governor following sexual assault allegations.

As a reader, I’ve surpassed the point of being like “Sarah Schulman’s new book is one of her best yet” to wanting to buy a box of copies and start mailing it to people. And I deeply, deeply hate having to put things in the mail. This book is about why solidarity is so difficult and so necessary.