ARREST MY ENEMIES, MAKE SINKS COST MORE, NO MORE WINDMILLS, BRING ME MY GENERALS, GOLF GOLF GOLF, BLOW UP SOME BOATS, ARE DONKEYS REAL OR MADE UP, COUCHES ARE TOO CHEAP, ESCALATORS ARE SCAR

(1) Got Kimmel his job back, protecting our first amendment rights ✅ (2) Got Sinclair to fold ✅ (3) Got Nexstar to fold ✅ Next up? Go after FCC & the Dictator in the WH for abuse of power & unconstitutional overreach. A’ one and a two and a three and a four… 🤓

Just the President demanding a private company fire an employee. Perfectly normal.

If we're finally going to crack down about lying to Congress under oath, I think there are several Cabinet members and a few Supreme Court justices whose testimonies might need revisiting.

Trumps’s DEI = Dyed, Enhanced, Injected

Oops. Looks like Lindsey the Insurance Lawyer lied to a judge. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

Generational grift.

Grijalva: I was looking at the example of now-Representative Walkinshaw from Virginia, who was elected two weeks ago Tuesday. The following Wednesday—less than 24 hours later—he was sworn in, with unofficial results. So for me, apparently the rules have now changed in just two weeks.

Offs. We are a nation of stupid people.

Why do headlines say "norms shattered" when what is meant is "laws broken" or "Constitution violated"?

Concerning …

BREAKING: Sinclair FOLDS and ends its preemption of Jimmy Kimmel Live! The show will return tonight on Sinclair's ABC affiliates.

We taught our raccoons sign language and the first thing they said was "The trouble is, you think you have time.”

MELANIA DID IT AGAIN: Her staff repeatedly plagiarize - too stupid to have any original thoughts and too stupid to acknowledge the real author of her words

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Cuteness overload 😍😍🐶🐶🧚 Good morning friends!!

For you kids who don’t remember Scooter Libby, here’s a fun exercise: read Lindsey Halligan’s bio and then read this one for Patrick Fitzgerald, who will be defending Comey. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick...

If republicans think it’s crucial to keep the government open, they can keep it open without a single democrat. They can change the filibuster rules with a simple majority in the senate. It’s all up to them.

Suggestion to Jimmy Kimmel ======================== Have a film crew do a video of Obama & Biden running up a stopped escalator, (in their famous sunglasses look) ... 2 steps at a time. ----------------------------------

In 2020 I still had some hope that things would get better in my lifetime. I no longer have that hope.

Someone on the Internet said that 2025 is actually five 2020s stacked on top of each other in a trench coat, and to me, that explains everything about 2025

If water is giving you heartburn, congratulations, you’ve officially unlocked the old age expansion pack.

Conservatives control the House, Senate, and the White House. They have the power to solve your problems, but instead, they’re choosing to lead with chaos and confusion. Democrats are united in holding the line for our values and our dignity.

Fuck ICE

A clear statement from the American Psychiatric Association on autism, Tylenol, folinic acid -- and a general endorsement of evidence-based medicine (as we move in reverse) www.psychiatry.org/news-room/ne...

It’s wild to me that the Pentagon is just… fine with reporting that most of our senior military are going to be in the same location. Personal security nightmare.

Finally got this done. I wish Hamilton would put out a Blu-ray, but whatevs.

Sinclair Makes Itself Visible www.emptywheel.net/2025/09/24/s...

Unimpressed by the modern concrete they used to build your castle? Maybe you can change to the self-healing variety used by the Romans thousands of years ago.. Here's how they're made. #materialscience #concrete #romans #history #ancientinventions

“Two big firsts today. No other American president has ever named a political opponent to be prosecuted—much less had an AG follow through with an indictment. No FBI Director has ever released evidence from a live crime scene. The Epstein files must be SO BAD.” - Jim Stewartson.

one thing that is true for everyone reading this: unless something changes dramatically the number of people who agree with you on what basic facts constitute "reality" will shrink every year for the rest of your life

Jimmy Kimmel's Monologue now has 14.3 MILLION VIEWS on YouTube. It would be a shame for you to share it www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...

When you have an administration that so constantly, shamelessly, openly lies, pretty soon there’s no faith in any information streams coming from the administration, so there’s no way to convey true information in a way that lands right, which leads to more chaos.

We are surrounded by a lot of hate, look for the love because it’s there ~ We shall persist! 🌊

“The Native community hasn’t had the opportunity to do something like this for 30 years,” says Travis Schuyler of The North American Indian Association of Detroit. “Now that we have a chance to do it, some of us are emotional, and some of us feel nostalgic.”

As I was saying…

Can we turn global politics off and back on again?

If Trump was in charge of literally any other country in the world, the international geopolitical media community would be viewing him as a figure of ridicule rather than being on eggshells around him If he was President of Honduras there would be hours of TV devoted to what a thick twat he is

Fact-checkers working hard to keep up…

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

Every day after sunset during summer + fall hundreds of thousands of bats leave the their roost near Sacramento, CA to feed A family of Swainson's hawks waits for them for their own dinner. Due to the light they're hard to photograph. Last night one caught a bat less than 30 feet in front of me 🪶

UK Health Secretary Wes Streeting told British patients to ignore Trump’s call for pregnant women to avoid Tylenol: “Don’t pay any attention whatsoever to what Donald Trump says about medicine” Streeting said

Nothing says “land of the free” like armed agents of the state saying “show me your papers if you want your daughter back” bsky.app/profile/nbcb...

We must continue to boycott Sinclair. This decision is horrific.

Meiselas: Brazil convicted Trump ally Jair Bolsonaro, sentencing him to 25+ years. Trump’s regime just retaliated by slapping Magnitsky Act sanctions on the judge’s wife and hitting Brazil with 50% tariffs—punishing U.S. farmers as China scoops up Brazil’s soybeans.