The KitKat thief? Right here, officer!

De Niro wakes up feeling like many of us...

Will today be the largest day of resistance in history?

PLEASE NO CLAPPING FOR IMPEACHMENT!

Trump: create the problem, invoke lots of pain, and deliver a half-baked solution pulled from thin air. We’ve seen it on wars, TikTok, and now TSA. Ruling by executive order and chaos is nothing new for this administration. apnews.com/article/airp...

Another Iran TACO!

Just Trumponomics!

NEW: Graham Platner holds an almost 35-point advantage in Maine's Senate race! Voters in Maine are ready to reject the old guard's influence, wish Mills au revoir, and elect a fresh face to the Senate. 🔗 to poll below.

Imagine the post if NATO did get involved…

Have you had enough winning?

Democrats offered to FULLY FUND TSA multiple times! Republicans BLOCKED it! WORSE: Trump already CANCELED the rule that made airlines pay up for flight delays and cancellations! He's making your travel WORSE and blaming Democrats for it! Another day of MAGA delusions.

Coming to an airport near you: masked ICE agents to search you! Trump says to "GET READY" to see them on Monday.

Not a shred of decency from Donald Trump. Shame on him!

BREAKING: A federal judge just BLOCKED Pete Hegseth's ILLEGAL crackdown on Pentagon press access! Bad news for Pete on a Friday night... 🍻 apnews.com/article/pen...

Fuck this DINO behavior. Can’t wait until you’re voted out!

Diesel has broken $5/gal! And regular is almost up to $4!! What's the price at your pump today?

Trump said the war was already won. So what is this?

classic: the administration has no fucking idea what they're doing!

**PAGING PAM BONDI**

Markwayne Mullin just MELTED DOWN during his own DHS confirmation hearing! This is the guy who tried to FISTFIGHT a union leader during a Senate hearing... And Trump wants him running HOMELAND SECURITY?! We can't allow them to confirm another violent BULLY!

Foreign influence does not belong in America's federal elections–full stop. We look forward to seeing AIPAC be handed a devastating defeat tonight (AGAIN) at the ballot box.

It’s time to crack down on platforms like Kalshi and Polymarket where you can bet on outcomes including Trump’s next missile strikes, and regulate them the same way we do gambling. www.theguardian.com/business/202...

yikes.

BREAKING: Republicans are subpoenaing Pam Bondi over her FAILURE on the Epstein files! What is Trump's Attorney General HIDING?

Your groceries are about to get MORE EXPENSIVE because Trump started an ILLEGAL WAR with Iran! Fuel costs are SOARING! Fertilizer prices are SKYROCKETING! And guess who's going to pay for Trump's reckless war? YOU ARE! While he golfs, YOUR family budget gets crushed!

Are we really surprised at the lack of respect from the orange man?

Trump's FCC chairman is threatening to REVOKE broadcast licenses because he doesn't like news coverage of the Iran war! This is AUTHORITARIAN! This is UNCONSTITUTIONAL! They're attacking the First Amendment to silence criticism and terrify journalists into submission!

Trump says war in Iran is 'won,' so how does he celebrate? Another day on the greens! ⛳

A story that might not be on your radar this morning... WaPo is using algorithmic pricing to increase the cost of some subscriptions. Another clear indicator of why we need legislators who will regulate technology to prevent abuse like this.

Gas prices UP to a national avg. of $3.63! And the Dow is not over 50,000.... 💔

The right is replacing public service with influencer brain rot, corruption, and permanent spectacle. A guy tied to SEC crypto charges and riot-related FBI headlines is now the kind of person Trump thinks should govern. Rotten from top to bottom.

150 American troops WOUNDED in Trump's ILLEGAL war! He threw out the Constitution! Started a war WITHOUT Congressional approval! And Congress? The Majority is DOING NOTHING while our troops bleed for his ego!

*Exceptions to Trump's threat: funding wars without Congressional approval.

Are you tired of winning yet? *sigh*

THANK YOU DONALD TRUMP for a 17.7% increase in gas prices since last month! SO. MUCH. WINNING!! 🙄

Donald Trump just announced MORE ATTACKS on Iran — growing his unauthorized war and wiping out innocent lives in the process.

It's been almost a MONTH since FBI "Director" Kash Patel has said ONE WORD about Nancy Guthrie. He found time to drink beer in a locker room with olympians, but can't lead the investigation into a missing woman? Another Trump failure.

this is what happens when you don't say please enough...

Donald Trump’s neck is not looking good today…

Aging real well now.

It seems timely to repost this clip on Iran.

Transgender folks in Kansas just had their IDs invalided. The mainstream media isn’t giving this story enough attention. Please repost to help amplify! This is unacceptable. www.cjonline.com/story/news/p...

Oops—a major MAGA account has been exposed as a White House staffer.

So, to summarize: YELL YELL YELL *rambles* YELL YELL YELL *rambles* YELL YELL YELL *rambles* YELL YELL YELL *rambles* YELL YELL YELL *rambles* *rambles for much longer* YELL YELL YELL *rambles* YELL YELL YELL *rambles* YELL YELL YELL *rambles* YELL YELL YELL *rambles*

DEMENTIA DON BABBLING FOR TWO HOURS STRAIGHT!! PAST HIS BEDTIME!! SWAYING!! SLURRING!! GRIPPING THE PODIUM!! GO TO BED BEFORE YOU COLLAPSE WITH THE TELEPROMPTER AND TAKE THE WHOLE STAGE DOWN!! PATHETIC!!

Hasn't his bedtime already passed?

Trump says he delivered the largest tax cuts in history. Have you seen any more dollars back in your pocket since he has taken office?

The state of our union has never been more divided with our Dictator-in-Chief.

guess we weren't winning in his first term...? he needs to stick to that teleprompter for some logic.