garlic rt if you agree

The San Francisco version of this involves a receipt for $75, and there’s only a single red onion and some hand soap in your bag

Currently listening to on my way to the RPDR finale watch party

The way this outage has me wanting to just code up a reliable alternative. I would if I could figure out a way to make sure the hosting fees were covered, without having to run ads or sell people’s data. One thing’s certain - I’m not doing Mastodon again

trying to post through it rn

11 hours of reginos

I just made a sandwich that I can already feel fixing the rest of my day. Toasted homemade bread with oregano in it, truffle aioli on one slice, harissa mayo on the other, smoked turkey, and some very crisp dill pickle slices. Sliced diagonally.

I’m curious repost if your uncut, like if your cut?.

Obsessed with this absolute serve from 1995 Heather Small

It's somehow deeply satisfying to recognize that she is, in fact, Spiders Georg

shy enough to not slide into your DMs, horny/dumb enough to like all of your selfies in your media tab

And a very merry #fcf to you, too!

BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide. This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.

I will not rest until my trans baddie comrades get this 🙂‍↕️

My favorite local public radio station airs the BBC World Service every weekday at noon, so I'm often tuned-in while eating lunch. It might not be perfect, but they cover a lot of important stories that often get completely ignored by US news outlets

Epstein is like the evil Forrest Gump, somehow present and responsible for every terrible thing of the last twenty years.

MOTHER

I CANAE BREATHE!!!

It feels like there’s not enough coffee in the world this morning

The people who'll tell you today's murder victim in Minnesota shouldn't have turned up to a protest carrying a gun are the same people who said Kyle Rittenhouse was perfectly entitled to do the same thing.

One year since Ela Minus dropped "Día" and I just think more people need to know about it www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ18...

living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be

If you're a ginger near me, please make your presence known 😏

Silly gay people, the gay romance is not to be enjoyed by us.

A week ago, I was in Europe, and everything felt so much more sane. The constant barrage of horrific news back home is just about too much to cope with. I love my friends, I love my family, but I don't want to be subjected to this

NEW An initially-secret report for Customs and Border Patrol in 2013 found: In many vehicle shooting cases, the “driver was attempting to flee from the agents who intentionally put themselves into the exit path of the vehicle, thereby … creating justification for the use of deadly force.” 🧵

If you see this, post an archer

In case you needed a reminder to delete X…

Naming a police officer is not doxxing. We aren’t supposed to have secret police in America.

Ok fine, here’s the 2016 throwback edition of #fcf

if you're not gay on a computer, you're betraying alan turing

Twenty-two books are now banned in Utah K-12 schools. In addition to “Wicked,” the popular young adult novel “The Perks of Being a Wallflower” and “Nineteen Minutes” were also added to the ban list. (via @kuer.org)

I took my car in for service today. The manager at my mechanic said they're behind because one of their main guys is having an immigration issue. He has a green card, he's married to a citizen, and they have a child together, but he got a letter saying he can't work. WTF is this country doing?

4 albums you like to really lock in and listen to, front to back?

My first boyfriend was Colombian, and he lived there during the '90s when the FARC was still terrorizing ordinary citizens, and the police patrolled the streets with machine guns. Granted, I'm not a historian, but this tracks with what I've followed

Oh no. I’m on a 3 hour train journey, and the announcements are only in Danish. Please pray that I get off at the correct stop 💀

Listen…I don’t need to be read like that by the dictionary

Less travel than the prior year, but still very fulfilling. Currently rolling into Belgium, so hopefully I’ll get to keep it up this year, too!

The UK age verification requirements have come for me, a visitor 😭

Welcome to Gran Canaria, home of free nightmare fuel

Regardless of whether or not it’s available: 1) salt & malt vinegar 2) aioli 3) dijon mustard 4) bbq … 86) ketchup

Oh so Vueling is a BUDGET budget airline, huh? I’m pretty sure I saw a flight attendant get non-potable water from the lavatory to make coffee with

Last night in Vienna felt like briefly inhabiting a modern version of Christopher Isherwood’s experience of Weimar Berlin. First time having a boy pull my 🍆 out on the dance floor. Bartenders saw and didn’t complain.

I would think this would go without saying, but don’t bring your toddler to a fine dining restaurant. If, as a couple, you’re spending €500+ on a prix fixe, just find a babysitter for a couple of hours. Bring your kid when they’re old enough to not scream-cry uncontrollably

I just took this and can’t wait until Friday to post it. So happy Tuesday!

Copenhagen was cute. Now to go find out what Vienna has in store!

Three Democrats (Cuellar, Gonzalez, and Davis) joined the Republicans to pass Marjorie Taylor Greene's federal ban on gender affirming care through the House of Representatives. It is repugnant that the federal government won't give people health care, but it will TAKE IT AWAY from trans people.

The public: "We are desperate for help with the cost of living. Please do something." Trump administration: "Penis."

I decided to check my Strava wrapped, and I was kind of shocked to look back and see that not only did I do that, but all of my cycling was in the first half of the year 😅