Rare footage of beer being born. The earth is healing.

Please stop asking if you can see the Secret Chimp. You don't see the Secret Chimp. The Secret Chimp sees you.

#AngeAndRach When art imitates life...

“If I said I was wearing a Palestine Action T-shirt would you get here quicker?” From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

www.theguardian.com/politics/202... Er, you can't even guarantee housing, jobs, health, basic living standards on a regular wage, but you still need the younger generations to pump out more little taxpayers for you to bully and put to work?

A man stirs the pot. “It’s a metaphor,” he says. The frog is sweating. The frog is informed that this is due to a natural variation in temperature. “He’s clearly boiling the frog,” say the other frogs. All books about frogs have vanished from the library.

Just relieved the man who suggested nuking hurricanes got the first shot in.

Americans are hugely excited to hear their warships are heading to the Middle East to fight another unwinnable war for Israel. This is much better than universal healthcare ♥️

BREAKING: As Israel reacts in horror at the bombing of Tel Aviv, Iran condemns Israel for its use of human shields 👀

This dog politely asked for a musician's drumstick in the middle of their performance. Always excited to find a fellow stick lover. 12/10

Day 126 of #365DaysOfSmiles Just a corgi on a skateboard

Er, any actual journalists out there that are not behind a paywall, and do you think thats the fucking problem? Most folk are trying to aford bread, let alone a subscription to fact checked articles. You eat what you can afford.

Hard to describe how uncool I am with this, and how I can't get rid of it.

So can China 🇨🇳 just charge 4 times as much for iPhones and computers until America reduces its tariffs?

"We now go live to America..."

www.theguardian.com/politics/202... This is a great step forward to help curb Lobbying and over reach of corprotion influence on policy. Credit where Credit is due.

When you want your ball, but don't want to get wet 💧💦 📽️rufftales

This is Muamba and Ollie. Ollie just got here and is currently being inspected. He's not sure what for, but really hopes he passes. 13/10 for both

Im not hearing enough millionaires or Billionaires moaning about what they can afford right now. Im not seeing headlines from The Mail about plucky self made textile giants operating out of Bangladesh, being cut off at the knees with Taxes, or hedge fund wankers threatening to fuck off.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C-F... Feelgood choon of the week!

Republicans?

This is what really happened

The nadir of American diplomacy.

They're going to have to remake Rocky 4 and have Stallone just lay down and let Drago take a big dump on him.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HC4... Motivational track of the day. Top positive vibez, solid album if interested in hearing more.

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Skating on a frozen lake in the mountains: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...

Feels alt Right

Love the Mousa Lisa

This is what patriotism looks like. Chris Kluwe, a former NFL player was arrested after speaking out against plans to install a MAGA plaque at a Southern California library. What a legend. The irony is that it’s unlikely a MAGA supporter has ever set foot in a library.

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dr. frankenstein was kind of small for a bodybuilder.

Time to pick a side Starmer. You can't wait any longer.

Spitting Image nailed it.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol... Finally, some sense from the USA!

You can tell its going to be bad weather tomorrow because the council have found accommodation for the homeless.

Day 17 of #365DaysOfSmiles When you leave your dog alone for one minute

'BREAKING NEWS' Just in... Glasgow has temperature... We repeat, Glasgow has temperature. Council leaders are warning everyone to be cautious and use factor 800... And naebdy is advised to go taps aff for fear of sunburn. 😎

You fucking serious? We really going to do this again?

Really looks like AI has taken over product development at Heinz.