Good thing this little lady has sticky leggies. We have 4 round-a-bouts left until we get to the Walmart.

Introducing my kids to Happy Gilmore. They thought the “old man” fight scene was funny but did not quite understand why I laughed as hard as I did at “the price is wrong, bitch”. 🤣

Literally 30 minutes after receiving an “sorry, we’ve been hacked, your contact info has been compromised” email I’m getting bombarded with spam. 2 calls and 6 texts in a 5 minute span.

Three things. 1. I saw a Josh Hartnett ringer at the Walmart. 2. Jeremy White is playing The Boss! 3.

I’m not a fashion person, but I do know it would take constant diligence to keep these pants legs out of these boots.

This is me in every meeting today.

my birthday is on Saturday and I could use some help with bills! my dog had to go to the puppy ER and it cost us $190 😭 vnmo- idontdocool thank you 💕

Drop something HOOVED

Shit, I forgot to leave milk and cookies out for Jesus last night.

Tag yourself Today, I’m 4 can casserole

Wild Friday night; listening to the alphabetical Coast to Coast soundtrack, drinking peppermint tea, and doing puzzles

Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie. You get 2! Two! TWO!

Sure, the internet can be wildly toxic and full of dangers, but, there’s also this. Hallelujah

lol - this is cute

Shrimpy boy was practicing Loon Magic all night (wailing from on top of the cabinets) and needs a bit of a lie in this morning.

“If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself” is some emotional bypassing of you ask me. A shame cudgel to get people to shut up. There’s a lot in this world that should not be swept under the giant rug of non-attachment.

"Shame. Only those who feel shame can save the world. Because shame is the antidote to the greatest sin called 'pride.' It is the greatest obstacle to lies, slander, theft, brazenness, and impudence." ~ Ingmar Bergman

I get to lay in bed and stare at the mooooon

Ok, so if a person could have a twin flame that was a specific performance, this would be mine. I watched and was like “they are me, I am them, we are one”. Vibes based flaming. www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6vpnV5H/

Learned today that one of my 9th great grandfathers was fined in 1652 for wearing “great boots” before he was worth £200. Blessed be his memory and blessed be them great boots.

“All crime” so long as it affects property or is committed in public.

using a photo already on your phone, what is the announcement at 2?

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy:

After a weekend in the sun, the melasma is poppin’

Flea Market find today

The proof of life picture reminds me of the time I tried to HIIT my way through the pain and fever of a bursting appendix.

I have an idea for a group activity. Let's all go shit in the Potomac.

Filling out a questionnaire for my son’s teacher; I wish I could just write “Capricorn with Cancer Rising” and she would just nod knowingly.

a cricket it chirps loudly behind the furnace adjacent to my desk a cricket it chirps meshuggaasen

Cozy little baby man.

I’m both amused and confused by this size representation

Me omw to flirt with you.

This is a really beautiful book. One of my favorites passages below.

I have paid $5 for half a can of wild rice brine. 🫠

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

I was on a boat once that fully veered in DPRK waters before the driver realized. We were clocked but they allowed us to return to safe waters like our asses were on fire. Not a comparison, just an observation. youtu.be/DCfu1MBp6GM?...

Just a couple of tough guys doing tough guy stuff

2/3 forevah!

Yes

Offhandedly found out during a client meeting that many of the key people (including myself) on this project are Leo’s. We get along like a house on fire.

We could use some help. There are a ton of shows with The Farm in their title. We’re new, so way down the list. Help us out by subscribing and rating us! 😇 Oh, and tune in next month when we go live with our first episode. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... #Scriptsky #Filmsky

This is lovely. www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6QtoGsf/

A glaring symptom of fascism: Downplaying the threat of heavily armed gov’t enforcers while absurdly characterizing the slightest verbal resistance as criminally violent Creating a reality where throwing a milkshake or sandwich or saying, “I wish you’d die!” to an oppressor is a punishable offense

This week on The AP Strange Show I talked to a few of my favorite people, Stephanie Quick and Professor WHAM, about the ideas of Michel Foucault and how one might apply them to ufology! Check it out! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

A boy and his Bass