Guy looks like an ultimately minor but really annoying Ace Attorney witness named Laiken Subscribe

All these who voted "yes" you have a chance to either contact them to try to convince them that these laws don't work or also vote against them so they don't get re elected The fight is so neck and neck that a few reps could make a difference

Nobody: The death claw at the gay bar about to try to split me in half in the bathroom:

So something that is currently making Marathon unplayable that wasn't happening in the server slam is players just camping the objectives for like, every opening mission.

warm up before I stream today!

I remember learning about the Hays Code in film school and how it made it so that any amoral protagonist had to meet karmic justice by the end of the film and going “wow, that’s really silly” and then once a week I log online and see people argue that we need stuff like that now or it’s problematic

finding intel xeon engineering samples on aliexpress for the price of an average takeaway dinner:

this post is evergreen because a lot of highly reputable open source projects keep ruining their reputation because of how they conduct themselves online

i feel like every super intelligent programmer should have a PR team in order to prevent whatever the fuck is happening with the duckstation dev

you're watching a video on PokeTube and you get an ad for Raid Shadow Legendaries then the screen starts datamoshing while Rotom begs to turn it off

NL: “Chat watch me rob this manchild.” Travis: “FUCK YOU!” XRA: “Twitch Chat? Which Chat? We are the only ones here, Mr Streamer! Though that begs the conundrum, who is really streaming here? Is it You? Is it Us? My pants? Tough call. I’ll call… Your mother!” Alyx: *tired* “I’ll fold.”

the bluesky experience:

Poker Night 3 Xavier Renegade Angel: “Two pair, that is two Share. My cards. Your house may be full but does your Spouse leave you satisfied? Capiche?” Travis Touchdown “dude can you shut the fuck up and play.”

that is not what i fucking typed

Neither of them left the bed unchanged #furryart #nsfw #kink #teratophilia #transformation

Something's up I can feel it #nsfw #furryart #imminent_transformation

did i ever cross-post my pokemon AU stuff here #ocsky

Hawk tuah The mic rulah The old schoolah You want a trip I'll bring it to ya

They have unimaginable power and if you ever meet someone who's fursona is this they can cast spells and hex you.

Science for the past century: "Wolves are a keystone species; without them, there can and will be gradual environmental collapse. We need to learn to live with them for a sustainable future." Farmers: "But I wanna SHOOT WOLVES!!!"

*sound of a lens being adjusted*

> this guy's views used to be considered a comedically exaggerated take on american foreign relations

The angry part of Bluesky remembered KOSA (now under the Kids Internet and Digital Safety Act, or H.R. 7757) exists but rather yell at you I'll say: If you have REALLY bad anxiety (like me!), you can call your reps after hours! Voicemail counts! The site 5Calls give you a script to read off of:

gas prices looking good out there

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sonic crossworlds voice lines are so good. everyone has a line to react to scary racetracks like pumpkin mansion and omega's is just "TARGET RICH ENVIRONMENT."

Me when I’ve been procrastinating on calling my plumber for a while now

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True Art

I don't know how to make fancy combos can anyone help

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

Hold bee like ice cream (no bugs were harmed in the process of this) #OC

Controversial, but I don't think the solution to a successful convention is to continuously grow bigger and bigger. It seems every time that happens, the prices and lack of accessibility go up. We need more specific conventions to celebrate specific stuff. Less artists making EVERY fandom merch.

I think they might have better luck spending two thousand dollars holding a press conference where they detail who made the key decisions to collaborate with the Trump administration, how and when they were fired, and explaining what would stop that from happening again.

"Although we've adopted the use of calculators we want to assure people that we're still doing math by HAND, don't worry!"

AI is the only technology I've seen that you have to make statements like this for

Certain models of the 2003 Motorola MPx200 clamshell phone contained a ringtone that was blatantly just the "Fever" theme from Dr. Mario with different notes.

“what are your intentions with my son?”