"it's about to get real nerdy in here" can someone draw samus giving him a massive wedgie and/or shoving him into a locker

yknow i've never really mentioned it but hoenn's music can feel really... what's the word... like, miragey?

glancing at the weather app on my phone: what the fuck it is not almost 40c outsi- ... oh it defaulted back to fahrenheit. stupid stinky american measuring units

We need less “hey, Player, what about that thing? Can we use that? Have we tied that yet?” and more “hey! Seagulls! Let’s buzz ‘em for kicks >:]”

@remyraccoon.bsky.social HI BESTIE I GOT A NEW PHONE :D

please just give Metroid to MercurySteam permanently now, cheers

*nintendo trailer narrator voice* Through his amazing physical prowess... Link can move around the world

if prime 4 turns out to be other m 2 in disguise glasses i might deflate like a bouncy house

thanks tanabe, you probably completely and violently murdered something i was super excited for in a year already fraught with horrifying turns of events

67 is the meme equivalent of an industry plant and i hope ellen degeneres starts joking about it

@remyraccoon.bsky.social get fwogged :3

‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet: “Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”

Desktop Kobold!

PSA: CTRL + Shift + t You're welcome

even with bsky's in-progress slow enshittification the platform is still better than twitter ever was or ever would have been even if elon didn't turn it into a bigoted zombie

Night in the Woods (Multiplatform, 2017)

hm. had an interesting idea for a fictional plant. this plant would be famous in universe for its tendency to grow in unpredictable but beautiful ways, making it become a symbol of parenthood. if you try to control the way it grows, it'll either destroy your constraints or starve to death

solo time yet again :3

mario movie irrelevant to me zzzzzzz

girl is such a nice word to be referred to as,

okay hear me out australia region in pokemon plus a buff to the bug type in the same game because aussie bugs are terrifying

blue + joey =

madre de dios can the people in power please stop vindicating this tweet from four years ago

i was angling for a primus type of thing but someone said this reminded them of lemon demon? is there lemon demon here?

hot take next smash bros should replace goldeen with seaking it still does nothing but now it's bigger

staring at frogsong being 50% off...

we have reckless but not reckful...

Heads up for folx playing Arc Raiders: Embark has openly stated (in an interview with GamesRadar+), that the game uses the same AI voice tech as The Finals, and the CEO has talked about using AI to generate 3D models from YouTube rips. If you're anti-AI you should not be playing Arc Raiders!

taking inspiration from a band that sucks

how to kill a boner faster than ice in the undies

mudkip's party anim in rse is so funny, boy's goin :O :| :O :| :O :|

Fave interaction in Frogsong so far is this little guy trying to come up with ideas of what to call Chorus instead of sir or ma’am, since they’re non binary

uh... i think my phone is completely cooked. usb port was fried ages ago but now the wireless charger doesn't work either. fuck?

ack, worst coughing fit in history tonight and we don't have any dayquil x.x

repost to make every police officer shit themselves

Seems Eurogamer are the only game journos who aren’t cowards Also love that this isn’t just “genAI sucks,” it’s “this is how genAI *makes* this game suck,” while also making important distinctions between it and machine learning, both of which are important in this conversation

waiwait hang on what do you mean the wikipedia page for freeze pops (icy poles for the upside down) refers to them first and foremost as freezies ...oh, freezies is what canada calls them and isn't really a term used in the US? aaaah okay fair enough carry on

when someone tickles your neck

ragdoll button

every time i see a tesla outside